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Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"

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Chapter 149 Holy water, this is what it tastes like!

"Master Wang, what should we do now?" "Should we open the coffin directly?" Hearing Qiu Yushan's question, Wang Yue thought for a while, and then looked at Yuan Hua and Qiu Dahai with a little meaning. "Haha, if it's an enemy, then it doesn't matter!"

He said silently in his heart.

Originally, he was not sure about breaking the curse, but now it should be possible! Yuan Hua and Qiu Dahai suddenly felt that they were stared at by something terrible, their anus tightened, their genitals shrank, and their backs felt cold!

They thought that the Qiu family was going to kill them now, but at this time everyone's attention was on Wang Yue and the blood coffin, and they didn't pay attention to them, which made them very confused! Strange, what's going on?

Wang Yue turned his attention to the blood coffin again.

He said lightly:

"Next, we need to clean up these talismans on the surface of the coffin, otherwise the coffin cannot be opened!"

Qiu Yushan looked at the symbol that seemed to be wriggling, frowned, and asked:

"Master Wang, what do we need to do?" "Will this be dangerous?"

The others also pricked up their ears to listen.

Wang Yue put down the bag in his hand, and then slowly said:

"I have already prepared how to clear this, you don't have to worry."

"In addition, as long as you don't use brute force to crack it, there is no danger."

After Wang Yue finished speaking, he took out the things he exchanged from the mall. Looking at the things in Wang Yue's hand, everyone was dumbfounded.

Master Wang, are you serious? ? ?

Qiu Ya couldn't help laughing and said: "Brother Wang Yue, did you take the wrong thing?"

"If I'm not mistaken, this should be a disposable toothbrush and toothpaste, right?"

"Hahahaha..."

"Brother Wang Yue, do you want to use a brush to brush off the symbols on it?"

"I can ask someone to buy a bigger brush. How long will it take for you to brush with this small toothbrush?"

The others also nodded in agreement."

Yes, Master, if you had told me earlier, I have a toilet brush at home. It's bigger than this toothbrush and brushes faster.

I can go get it."

"Yeah, I'll ask someone to go get it now. There's a big brush for brushing the floor in the stable.

It's faster to use that."

"Don't bother.

I'll go back and pour some honey on it, and get a few dogs to lick it clean.

This will save trouble and be faster!"

"Fuck!!!

Even the dogs have to say:

Although I'm not a human, you are a real dog!"

"Hahahaha..."

... Some people didn't believe it and said directly:

"Master, it doesn't have to be so troublesome.

I can just pry it open."

After saying that, they poked the tool in their hands at the coffin.

"Bang~"

"Ah~~~~"

The man was directly thrown five meters away, and then fell heavily to the ground.

His hands were directly broken and he fainted!

This scared everyone, and they took a step back, their faces solemn, and they didn't dare to mess around anymore.

In fact, Wang Yue himself was also in pain. He also wanted to exchange for a bigger and better one, but the merit points were not enough, what could he do?

This was the best value for money, so he exchanged 10 copies directly.

He thought, one for each person, it would be quick to crack, anyway, they were in large numbers, so he was not afraid.

He did not go to see the person who was ejected.

For someone who does not listen to others, let him suffer a loss and learn a lesson, so that he will get used to it in the future.

Wang Yue looked at the crowd and said slowly: "

Although they look like disposable toothbrushes and toothpaste, they are not ordinary disposable toothbrushes and toothpaste."

"This brush is actually a disposable magic weapon, and this toothpaste-like thing actually contains holy water, which has the functions of baptism, exorcism, and breaking curses."

"Come on, everyone, one set each, there is strength in numbers, and it will be done soon!"

Qiu Yushan also asked them to come over, one set each!

Those who were given the toothbrush magic weapon and the toothpaste bottle of holy water had many question marks in their heads.

Such a big coffin, such a small bottle of "holy water", this is not enough, right?

"It's so small, how to use it?

I guess it will be gone after one spray?"

"Yes, it's obviously not enough.

It seems to be a test of skills.

You have to spray more accurately!"

"Then where should I spray?

Are there any requirements for how to spray?"

They stood in front of the blood coffin, feeling that they had no idea where to start! Seeing their confusion, Wang Yue said: "Don't underestimate this holy water bottle!" "But it's like that.

If you squeeze it, there's still a lot of it!"

"Just spray the holy water on those symbols, and then use a magic weapon to brush them off!"

After Wang Yue's explanation, everyone knew what to do.

They scattered around the blood coffin and opened the holy water bottle caps in their hands.

Qiu Ya also opened the holy water cap, and a unique smell spread instantly.

"Cough cough cough..."

"Ugh~"

Qiu Ya almost choked and vomited.

She pinched her nose and said to Wang Yue:

"Brother Wang Yue, what kind of holy water is this?

Why does it smell so bad?"

"It's very pungent.

My whole nasal cavity is filled with this smell now!"

The others also pinched their noses, their stomachs were churning, and their faces were ugly! "

Isn't holy water generally fragrant?"

"Why do I feel a smell of urine?"

"This smell is very strong, as if it is mixed with the urine of many kinds of animals!"

... When Wang Yue heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched!

He thought, this is the "holy water" synthesized from the urine of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing.

How can it not smell bad?

When he saw the system description at that time, Wang Yue once suspected that the system was selling fakes.

Can this fucking urine be holy water?

But there is no way, who made it cheap... cough cough, no, who made it the product of the Great Sage!

I think the curse will be scared away just by smelling the smell!

Retracting his thoughts, Wang Yue slowly said:

"Holy water, it tastes like this!"

"Although, it may be a little bit unique, but it works well!"

"You will know if you try it!"

Everyone stared at each other, but still endured the discomfort of their noses, sprayed the "holy water" on the symbol of the blood coffin, and then brushed it with the magic weapon in their hands.

The symbol suddenly turned into a puff of black smoke and disappeared! "

It really works, the talisman is gone!"

"And this holy water is really a lot, it seems like it can't be squeezed out!"

Seeing that it was useful, everyone was very excited and worked harder!

Next, the style of the painting changed, and it almost became a water spraying festival. The core members cursed:

"Fuck!!!

You should spray more accurately, it splashed on my hand!

Ugh~

This smell, shower gel and detergent, can't be washed off in half a year!"

"I didn't mean it, you actually sprayed me on purpose?"

"Ugh, I sprayed your hand, you actually sprayed my mouth, I'm going to fight you!"

... Qiu Ya secretly closed the lid and withdrew the cleaning army.

I thought to myself, I just forgot to bring those things.

This holy water cannot be wasted.

I'll ask my ancestor to taste it later!

The spell on the blood coffin was removed bit by bit, and the top evil spirit also felt it.

It disappeared directly on the spot and rushed over here!