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Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"

Dust_free · Fantasy
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Chapter 101 Your head is pointed and your forehead is narrow

"Okay, now let's welcome the next destined person, his ID is: Happiness knocks on the door."

Wang Yue finished speaking and quickly connected to the microphone.

A smiling young man appeared on the screen.

He looked to be in his early 30s.

His nose was big and fleshy, and his earlobes were thick and fat, but his forehead was not full, but rather narrow, which destroyed the overall coordination of the whole face.

The viewers in the live broadcast room found that it was not a girl and were a little disappointed.

"Happiness: Damn, I thought it was a girl. My happiness is going to knock on her door, but it turns out to be a man.

I'm disappointed.

A grown man with this name, do you have any door?"

"Fuck, @upper floor, you're so sneaky.

The name has been changed.

If it's a girl, which door are you going to knock on?

Dog head."

"@Happiness, if there is no door, just dig a hole, hehehe…"

"Hearing the ID, I was so excited that I prepared all the tools, but now I put them back quietly."

... The man named Happiness knocking on the door saw the content of the barrage, but didn't care.

Instead, he looked at Wang Yue on the screen and said politely:

"Master, hello, I didn't know that grabbing red envelopes was grabbing your fortune-telling quota."

"It's mainly because I don't have any other hobbies, I just like grabbing red envelopes. Before, our company had a dinner, everyone paid AA, and everyone sent red envelopes directly in the group. 5 people from the administration department couldn't grab it better than me, hehe…"

"So when I first came in and heard that there was a red envelope, I habitually grabbed it, and I didn't expect to grab it."

"I don't know what the rules of your fortune-telling are?"

"However, I just watched a fortune-telling show.

Haha, I didn't expect that your special effects are so good now."

Hearing this, the barrage on the screen rolled wildly:

"Fuck, this guy is a fool.

I even poked a hole in the screen, but I still didn't get it.

He actually said that he could get it just by grabbing it.

What's the difference?"

"Oh my, I haven't seen anyone who dares to question the master in a long time.

Who was the last person who questioned him?

The grass on his grave must be as tall as a person now, right?

Ha ha ha…"

"Haha, this guy is too funny.

Five people from the HR department couldn't get it from him.

This reminds me of my wife fighting for kindergarten tuition."

"Young man, uncle hopes you can always keep this calmness.

Uncle is optimistic about you."

... Wang Yue has used the skill "See Clearly" to see through the other party's fate.

He knew that what he said was the truth.

It was fate that he could grab this quota among so many people.

So he smiled slightly and said slowly:

"Hello, this destined person."

"I am a fortune-telling anchor.

I can tell the fortune for every destined person who grabs the quota."

"If you think I am accurate, then the divination fee is a Huazi. If you think I am not accurate, then I won't take a penny.

Even if you feel unhappy, you can beat me up offline."

"As for the last destined person you just mentioned, whether it is a special effect, you will know after trying it, hehe."

Hearing what Wang Yue said, Happiness Knocks on the Door felt that there was nothing to lose by trying it.

Anyway, there is no need to pay first, and there is no possibility of being cheated.

So he said:

"Okay, but how do you want to calculate?"

"I just fell in love with someone, and I didn't give you any horoscope or anything like that, don't you need that?"

Wang Yue smiled slightly and shook his head:

"No, I just need to look at the face or the palm."

Happiness knocks on the door. He nodded and said, "Okay, then tell me, what do you see from my face?"

The viewers in the live room all laughed in tacit understanding, moved their stools, lined up, and waited quietly for the melons.

At this time, Wang Yue began to say, "Your hair is black, hard and thick, which means that your kidney energy is sufficient.

You are 31 years old this year, and your head is pointed and narrow, shaped like the top of a mountain.

Your father hopes that you will stand at the top of your life, so your name is Yang Dianfeng."

The viewers in the live room:

... Hahaha, is this father his biological son? This person who is not epileptic should be called Dianfeng, hahaha...

What should this person be called if his head is round?

Happiness Knocks on the Door was also speechless at this time, and said helplessly: "Well, my name is indeed Yang Dianfeng, and I am 31 years old this year, but can you tell this from my face?"

Wang Yue smiled slightly and continued: "Haha, others can't, but I can."

"Your nose bridge is collapsed, which means you suffered a disaster when you were a child."

"When I was five years old, I fell into a public toilet.

Fortunately, your dog kept barking and attracted your aunt, who fished you out.

However, because of excessive intake and excessive shock, I had a high fever for three days."

Wang Yue originally wanted to pretend, but as he spoke, he simply stopped pretending.

He began to talk:

"But as the saying goes, those who survive a great disaster will be blessed in the future. A year later, you followed your mother to remarry and lived a wealthy life."

"And you worked hard and soon won the favor of your new father.

From then on, you had constant pocket money and he bought you whatever you wanted."

"And your name was changed by this father!"

"Your academic performance has been at the bottom since you were a child, but it doesn't matter.

Others change their destiny through knowledge, and you have changed it through your father.

If your grades are not good, then spend money to find someone to get you into a key school."

"Can't get into college?

That doesn't matter, just go abroad to study to gild your resume."

... Hearing this, the netizens in the live broadcast room were jealous:

"I'm jealous.

This guy is really at the pinnacle of life.

I also want to have a father like this!"

"Sure enough, a father who can give such a name can't be his biological son, but why do I think this name is good?

I also want to be called YangPeak!"

"Is it too late for me to jump into the public toilet now?

Can I have a father like him?"

"My dad named me:

Wanyi, why don't I have trillions of wealth, is it just because my last name is Wu?"

"I just ran to ask my mom to remarry quickly, Uncle Wang next door is quite rich.

But now my dad has a kitchen knife and has been chasing me for two blocks.

What should I do at this time?

I'm waiting online, it's urgent..."

... Happiness Knocks on the Door even cursed directly:

"Chao!!!"

"Can you tell this from the face too? " "666666..."

[Happiness comes knocking on the door to reward Huazi*1]

Happiness comes knocking on the door and directly floats a Huazi.

Although he does not believe that a person can tell these things from the face, it does not prevent him from being shocked in his heart.

He also thought that maybe the first person who calculated just now was a proxy, and then there was a team behind Wang Yue who quickly collected the information of the remaining two people, but this is also the result of other people's work, it is worth a Huazi.

At this time, Wang Yue continued:

"Don't worry, you have a big and fleshy nose, and your earlobes are fat and thick.

You can tell at a glance that you are blessed. In addition, your face is ruddy, and happy things will happen in the near future. "

"But your forehead is narrow, and there is a faint blood light emerging, which is also a sign of short life. "

Happiness comes knocking on the door with an unhappy look on his face.

I praise you 666, and you curse me to have a short life???"

Are you cursing me???"