Chapter 4

It's around 7:30 pm right now.

*chad speedcore music starts playing in the background*

UGHHH who's calling. I get up to answer the phone. It's Lisa. I hang up and text her.

"Don't tell me you're getting cold feet." I send her.

"Im not, but I dunno what to talk about."

"Girl just ask him about whatever or show him something you made or whatever. Now don't bother me, I'm watching the game."

"Fine, thanks bro."

"np"

REEEEEEEEE!

I hate that doorbell, it sounds like a dying pig.

Oh come on it's a Friday night (It's Thursday in the mainland, so it's accurate). I just want to watch the game man.

I go to the door and it's Kaido.

"Dude the Hippos-Twisters game is on why are you here?" I see that he has 2 pizzas from Pizza Palace and 2 2-liters of Diet Joke.

"Let's watch the game together bro. You know I love the Twisters."

"Fine, come in." Karen works Friday nights. And she works at Bobaholiq which is probably why he came here.

"Your future brother-in-law and Lisa are watching the game at Bobaholiq right now."

"YO THEY ON A DATE RIGHT NOW! FINALLY! Now you need to find someone so we can go on triple date some time."

"I think I'll lay off on dating for a while. I'm still getting over Katerina."

"Dude y'all never dated though."

"I still like her A LOT and remember I see her at work."

"Oh yeah that's a rip. Just quit bro."

"But Del Burrito pays SO GOOD."

"Oh yeah where's your dad? Doesn't he normally watch the game with you?" Kaido blurted.

"I dunno, he's been dating this lady that just moved here from Hawaii. They probably are at some fancy diner or something. I'm proud of him though, ever since my mom cheated and she left us, he's been trying to find his own happiness."

"OH OH OH TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNN! WOOOOOOOO!" Kaido screamed. Because he was paying attention to the game, he didn't care.

"Yo what did ya say now?"

"Nothing dude. Yo that yardage though. 30 yards, still first down in the first quarter."

...

We watched the game and it ended in 2 hours due to commercials and half time. The Twisters won 27-24, stupid 52 yard field goal.

"Ughhhhhh, I'm so fullllll, off me now, before I die of overeating." Kaido blarghed out sluggishly.

"You're the idiot that ate a pizza and a half and drank 3 liters of Diet Joke." I said.

*Emo Rock starts playing.* I check who it is.

"Yo, it's your girlfriend." I take Kaido's phone to him.

"Hey babe." He said.

"Hey, can you pick me and Dvonte up babe?"

"Kayyyyyyy, see you thereeeee."

"Are you drunk?!" She exclaimed.

"Nah, just full, I watched the game with Denshi because I didn't wanna bother you at work."

"Okay see you in a bit love."

"See ya in a bit."

"Bro you're so edgy but when it comes to her, you straight up forget all of your edgelordness." I joked.

"Shut it Insane Bolt." That's the nickname he calls me sometimes, it's cuz I'm ADHD and my name directly translates to "Electric" in English. And also a pun on the fast dude from Jamaica. It's very clever and I probably made it unfunny explaining it. But this is my eyes y'all're looking through so I get to do whatever I want since it's my brain. Now that I think about it, this is probably why the Insane fits so well.

"Go pick up your girl."

"Alright see ya dude."

I want a car...

Oh well I guess I'll chill on my phone for a couple hours and then sleep...