Chapter 28

In the morning... We drank 2 cans of wine. We're planning on trying vodka and whiskey while we're here. Because why not? We can't drink after this for another 3 years unless we go on vacation again.

We surprisingly didn't get drunk. Well, maybe Freedom got buzzed.

"Heyyyy... Wanna have fun? Right here on this bed?" Freedom asked.

"Do you want your dad to kidnap me and kill me in Alaska where there's not that many police? I already have two people that wanna kill me by the time they get released from prison." I replied.

"You're no funnnn. But okayyyy."

Nevermind she's definitely drunk. She didn't get drunk last night and she had the same amount of alcohol. That's weird.

So I made her drink a whole two liter of diet joke and go to sleep. I ordered us some food. Wait. That might be it. We ate while we drank last night while this morning we didn't.

We got rabbit and rattlesnake sausages on buns.

Freedom was going through the stages of drunkenness, she got super hot for some reason and took her shirt off, leaving only her sports bra.

I turned on the fan. Her sweat going down her glistening brown skin. Man this is not how I normally think. Watchers, am I descending in development in character or am I ascending? I know y'all can't talk to me and I'm just crazy but I'm asking y'all what y'all think.

After a couple hours Freedom sobers up and we head to the jacuzzi that was in our hotel room. This is only 400 bucks a week and the room has it's own jacuzzi, 2 beds, AC, and a large 8k TV with Hooloo and Nyetflix. Definitely worth it.

The TV is hooked in a way that we can control the angle it's pointing at on the mount with our voice. Modern technology is great sometimes.

We kind of just chill there. Tomorrow, we booked an Outback "safari" if you will, it'll be cool to see at least some of the unique animals of Australia. Maybe Freedom can finally wrestle a crocodile. I'm just happy that Australia is fun. If Australia weren't so expensive I'd love to move here some day. Maybe in six years, who knows?

But today we kind of just chill at the hotel. We plan on visiting the beach and the Koala reserve today around 6 pm.

In three days, the legendary electronic music duo Shank Party is having it's 40th anniversary tour of Australia, their homeland and it's free. They're all like 60-70 year old men, so it's commendable indeed that they are still making music. They're a little too mainstream for me, I prefer musicians such as Kyobarkyo, and speedcore, noise, and other weird genres in general, but when it comes to music, Freedom is like barely less normie than most people and listens to like riddim and dnb with me. At least dnb is good. This is gonna be a fun week.

It's 5:30 and we walk to the Koala reserve on the beach.

"Oh my GOODNESS they're ADORABLE!" Freedom was just freaking out. There are two animals that Freedom loves; Crocodiles and Koalas.

They let us feed one.

"Hey he wants to give you fist bump. I taught him that." the volunteer said.

I gave the koala he was holding a fist bump. He then put him back on the tree.

We just watched for like an hour and fed them. We then listened to one of the Koala preservation lectures.

Afterwards, we walked the boardwalk in our bathing suits. We went in for a dip and people thought we were absolutely nuts that we were walking the boardwalk at night, wet, in our bathing suits. We left around 8.

We picked up dinner at that same barbecue and man, the rabbit was delicious. I'm sorry vegans but we're not.

We run back to the hotel, it was like 2 miles away because of us exploring the boardwalk and all that. A few people were hitting on us at the beach so that's why we decided to dip. More girls hit on me than guys hit on Freedom. Which was kinda surprising, I mean Freedom is one of those rare beauties. I didn't know until a local told us that a lot of Australians regardless if they are Aboriganese or White or both, love Asians. Like they LOVE Asians. Which would explain why I was getting hit on more than my beautiful girlfriend, I'm thankful for that though. But then what we would do when someone hit on us is that we would just hold each other and kiss.

When we made it to the hotel, we each took a shower, then video chat our friends and family on the TV through Blackteeth...