1 I am also a tough guy.

The story starts where every story starts!

Naturally, a young man who unfortunately was smashed to death by trash!

It's quite a shame. How many times do you see garbage rain down from the sky and smash people to death?

Probably only once, right?

But then you'd never see anything again so…

Anyway!

Trash rain isn't the issue here.

The issue is what caused the trash rain!

Yes. Speaking of this, everyone's favorite young man was truly unfortunate.

Little Viktor was just leaving his Medical School dorm. He had just finished an exchange program with a traditional Chinese Medical School. Viktor, a secret loser, wasn't very disgusted by Chinese methods.

After all, he's from Canada.

A wonderland where everyone loves everyone!

Just kidding…

But the point is, for little Viktor, any knowledge is good knowledge!

He was an aspiring Doctor so the more knowledge you have the more people you can save, right?

Well, regardless if that statement was right or not, Viktor believed it.

Who are you to deny his beliefs?!

Back to the topic, Viktor walked out of the school gates and passed by a tall building. Apparently it was garbage day! Can you imagine it?

At least 10 garbage bags flew out a window and smashed poor Viktor to death from the 30th floor!

In the end, Viktor BECAME trash…

Sigh…

An admirable dream!

Though, this wasn't the end for our little friend Viktor!

Nonononono!

He was the main character, how could he die in chapter 1?

Obviously this was ridiculous and absurd!

And so, Little Viktor did what any weeb is fated to do and crossed over into a new world.

Little Viktor was even born from a baby with all the memories he had before! What a lucky guy, right?

At any rate, Viktor thought it was a normal world and did something unimaginable!

He grew up like a normal person and decided to take advantage of his memories to become a doctor again.

Coincidentally, under the death and resurrection, his memory had improved. He could now remember many things much more easily.

Actually, this wasn't too strange at all! Being reborn with your memories will enhance and strengthen your soul. Naturally your memory will be stronger, if not…

Then I'm sorry but you'll have to go back home and start a farm, pal.

Your IQ is in the negatives!

Anyway, Viktor's IQ was definitely not low.

Can a man with low IQ become a Doctor?

Hah! Maybe in Arkansas but not in Canada, okay!?

Free Healthcare is hard on Doctors, you know?

How many homeless people come in every day with syphilis and other strange problems?

In short, it's a nightmare.

But Viktor had a heart of pure gold and was willing to help the people, saving lives and the like.

Obviously not a literal heart of pure gold, get your brain back on track youngster, you're reading here!

Ahem*

Viktor continued his little studies but who would've thought he fell in love with a girl!

An absolute beauty with brown hair and blue eyes.

As Viktor put it, 'Jade beauty with pools of deep ice eyes, full of charm!'

Actually the full sentence was 'Holy fuck, a jade beauty with pools of deep ice eyes, full of charm just like in those wuxia novels!'

And coincidentally, just like those young masters, Viktor couldn't help himself. He started chatting with her about various topics, making her laugh here and there.

Fortunately for Viktor, main characters are all male gods. Obviously he wasn't ugly and quite good looking, so the two hit it off.

While Viktor was in Med School, he grew his relationship with the girl slowly.

This wasn't your average rebirther!

Harem?

Viktor: do I have enough sperm?

Slave girls?

Viktor: Have you seen Celestial Dragons??

Supreme Unparalleled arrogance?

Viktor: Sorry, I'm a doctor.

Needless to say, our Viktor was a natural simp!

But what was wrong with simping for your girlfriend?

Obviously nothing!

So, the beautiful woman, named Emma, and Viktor cultivated a real loving relationship!

Unfortunately due to a conflict with a surgeon in a hospital, Viktor left and started his own clinic in New York.

There's no way, Viktor was born in New York in this world. Plus, Emma was living here so it wasn't so bad.

To be honest, Viktor felt some things were off in this world, but where did he have time to think about these things? All his attention was on Medicine and his girlfriend.

Emma decided to come help Viktor in the clinic and the atmosphere instantly changed. It became quaint and warm, just like a little family home.

Viktor wasn't a slouch and did his job honestly, helping quite a bit of people.

The little world of two was happy and comfortable.

But this is a novel, okay?

If the main character doesn't suffer, will it be a good story?

Sorry!

Good times indeed didn't last long.

Today, Viktor walked home nervously. He was rubbing a satin box in his hand with his fingers. He was mumbling something to himself, seemingly reciting a script he prepared in advance.

Yes!

Today, little Viktor was going to propose. He even bought a diamond ring!

Not only that but he bought the most luxurious one!

Couldn't be helped, who told him to be a successful doctor?

The crux was, Emma and Viktor had been together for 5 years now and today was their anniversary. Viktor was only 20 years old, but because of his insane memory and medical skills he graduated from Med School very early.

A hot shot doctor if you will.

Viktor wasn't too proud, however. It was by rights! Who told him to die and wake up with all his memories?

He still worked in the Hospital for a year before leaving.

Plus his family passed away and he claimed all the inheritance money from them.

Not that he was grateful, he really loved his family.

Though the incident brought him and Emma closer, it was still very sad. This was also one of the reasons for Viktor leaving the hospital and starting a clinic, as well as a reason for his proposal today.

Viktor slapped himself at the door and muttered "Come on, Vik. Don't be a pussy now." he panted forcefully, trying to pump himself up before a look of confidence appeared on his face.

He marched up to the door and opened it as though he opened the barracks to go on a suicide mission.

Hey… Here's the tragedy!

Viktor blinked as he looked at the people in his living room.

Everyone paused and turned to look at him.

Viktor rubbed his nose and said seriously "Excuse me. I must've walked into the wrong world." before turning around.

Emma was sitting across from a man who looked like Kevin Bacon, a man with long hair and a vicious face, and a man with red skin and an arrow shaped tail.

Emma was suddenly anxious and shouted "No! Stop!" The Kevin Bacon look-a-like smiled at her and said nothing as the red skinned man disappeared.

Viktor suddenly stopped and looked down at his waist.

Hey! You wouldn't believe it but there's a tail going through my abdomen!

The tail came out and Viktor fell to the ground, holding his waist and groaning.

This was definitely more painful than being crushed by garbage!

He curled up on the ground and looked up at the red skinned man, saying weakly "I felt that… a little…"

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