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FUNNY STORIES

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Rupkother rajkummar and the besic opten lead to the bacation some one

The wariwors

Hzarat Muhammad (SAW)

The Quest for the Legenfary River of Nabuntugan

Briella's Crush

A secondary-school student, named Briella, has a crush on a handsome boy, a year older than her. Through these last few years, she did not show any signs of attraction, she has decided that this year will be different. Will she keep to her plan and promise, and let her crush know that she is into him, or will - as always - her nerves get the best of her and cause her to abort the mission as a whole?... *Extract from book* "But tell me..." Nadia begins. When Briella raises her eyes up to her, she sees a smug smile on Nadia's lips. "I never got to ask... Who was that 5th year you always had your eye on last year?". Immediately, Briella's face becomes red as she knows exactly who Nadia is talking about. "Ryan... was that his name??" Nadia questions. 'Ryan...' Briella thinks to herself. 'His name... it brings back all those memories... The first time I saw him was when I was in 2nd year. He was with a group of fellas when his eyes landed on mine and me on his. It was that one look that made me want him. Although he didn't grow on me at first, by the time I got to my 4th year, I had an intense crush on him...'.

DARK DESIRES, FORBIDDEN PASSION

In the shadowy realm of ancient vampire clans, amidst secrets and deadly rivalries, an illicit romance blossoms between Aria, a young vampire of powerful lineage, and Liam, a mortal man, defying the long-standing laws of their kind. However, their forbidden love is exposed by the formidable Lord Marcus, presenting Aria with an agonizing dilemma: betray her beloved or challenge her clan's authority. As Aria and Liam's ardor intensifies in the face of adversity, they find themselves embroiled in a whirlwind of peril and deceit. They must reconcile their feelings with the harsh reality of their surroundings, where danger lurks around every turn, while dealing with treacherous alliances and betrayals. When Liam becomes a vampire against his will, his new powers become a big problem. This puts him and Aria in a position where they must carefully weigh their alternatives and make some sacrifices. Their genuine concern for one another is put to the test as they take on both old and new foes. In a gripping narrative of love, sorrow, and redemption, will Aria and Liam's affection endure the encroaching darkness, or will they succumb to the very forces determined to tear them asunder?

The Sound of Music

Melaisia Dune. An above average student with an above average voice and a beautiful body. Derek Freeman. A below average student with a dancing and singing ability that soars higher than anything anyone has heard before and *** "Derek, should we really be doing this? What if we get caught?" "The point, sweetheart," he said, pulling her closer to the opening of the end of the cave. "Is to get caught." Melaisia gasped as she saw such a beautiful sight behind the seaweed covering on the cave. *** Melaisia has liked Derek ever since she could remember. He was the first to pick her up whenever she fell and the last to hurt her. Well, he WAS the last when he told her he had a girlfriend. That didn't hurt as much as it did when she found out that it was her best friend that had her finger wrapped around Derek's neck. Derek loved his little Mela. She was the apple of his eye and the only one meant for him. But that kind got messed up when he got drunk and told Mela's best friend he'll date her. When he told her, she seemed okay with it so he dated her, unknowingly hurt her beyond repair. Five years later, they meet again. Derek's married and Mela's dating someone. The one thing that can connect them back together is their singing abilities. Join me on my journey to telling, possibly, the most cringe story ever. You may laugh, you may get angry, you may cry, IDK. Hope you enjoy the story. If you need something else to read while waiting for this story to upload, I have another story called "The Wolf-man". Check it out and give me your opinions about it. Just a heads up though: it IS an erotica so don't be surprised when the start to get freaky. Thank you, have a nice day peeps!

Her Name

A young girl on her own in the world, looking to make her place.

Elaine: The Queen of the Night [dropped(?)]

She the famous rogue assasin was killed by commiting suicide together with her enemy was transmigrated to the novel that she reads where she needs to do alot of things to protect what was important for her.

Yea Nope Not Again

种菜骷髅的异域开荒

不死帝国消失的一千年后，当年的种菜小骷髅依旧在耕种着他的农场，直到召唤通道重新开启。 “你们饿吗？我种了一千年的菜，存了亿点点食物。” “这些农田都抛荒了吗？我能种东西吗？” “公主的城市在山上不能种菜？那不去了。” “他们要收我的税还不让我种菜？消灭他们！”

Beside You (A Bright x Win Fanfic)

When the sun starts to set and the sky bruises with soft puple tinge, Win always hurries to open the door of his balcony and listens to the boy in the balcony beside his. The music seem to whisper in his soul a melancholic story of love that's lost, of yearning, and of longing. Bright strums the strings of his guitar while stealing a view of Win whose eyes are closed and is obviously enjoying the his music. He enjoys this time everyday, where he and Win are hanging out in each other's balcony with the serene sky overlooking them.

Anakku sayang Anakku malang

Inspirasi dari kisah nyata teman masa kecilku. Semua tempat dan nama saya samarkan saya bubuhkan sedikit dramatis di dalamnya

Le sacrifice de Mirabelle

Mirabelle, cet empire colossale est en ruine envahit par les socoles des étranges créatures qui apparurent subitement. Cet invasion nécessite un sacrifice incontournable : le sacrifice de Mirabelle. Quelqu'un devait payer. C'est l'histoire de Siya, une brave femme et son combat vers la vérité ou du moins sa vérité ? Extrait "Je l'ai observé, ses moindres gestes Et puis je ne pu que la contempler et me demander Quelle était sa provenance ? J'ai entendu de Mirabelle, Ma curiosité fut fascinante, Car pour la première fois je me sentais vivant Moi qui avait exploré les plus merveilleux paysages Ce fut la première fois que je me sentais vivant, moi, le monstre que je suis, Une euphorique et fascinante idée me traversa l'esprit Et si après tout cela pourrait tout aussi bien être réel ? Un frisson agréable me parcourut, une sensation nouvelle dans mon cœur de pierre Parce que je n'ai jamais été plus vivant."

the creative name of the novel books creative different types of look

Reincarnated As Enemies

Steve and Louis, two teenagers that love fantasy series reincarnate into a fantasy world as enemie races, showing the oppression of "lower races" and their fight for freedom in a fantasy world. I'll be cooking guys

Still You (BTS)

Mereka tidak pernah megiginkan perpisahan ini. Hanya saja tragedi di masa lalu telah membuat Jeon Jung Kook tidak mengigat akan sosok Han Yu Ra begitupun sebaliknya. Meskipun begitu, Takdir kembali mempertemukan mereka dalam suatu hubungan patner kerja yang pada akhirnya akan membuat mereka mengigat masa lalu. Dilain sisi, seorang pria bernama Kim Tae Hyung berusaha untuk mengubur rapat-rapat tragedi di masa lalu itu. Dimana Tae Hyung merupakan salah satu penyebab dari tragedi masa lalu itu dan perpisahan antara Jung Kook dan Yu Ra. Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi?.

Let me sleep for myself

Sleep is the key

A Ceo wants to live

CEO Gil seems invincible, but despite having money to spare, the reality is different. One where he lives in constant war, both with his so-called family and with his health. The situations to which he will be subjected will be proof that will mark his will to live. Loneliness is never a good counselor and, accompanying his daily life, will make it much more difficult to want to get ahead. But a light at the end of the tunnel, an outstretched hand, will help him breathe in this cold world in which he lives. Gil will do his best to save his world, and he will cling to that hand that is extended to him.

Pokemon Tamer of Darkness(moved to fanfic section)

Our protagonist, is someone from real earth who got sent into the Pokemon Universe (gen 1-8), out of nowhere his soul got summoned by Arceus into Hall Of Origin by mistake, as a make up by Arceus which cannot return MC to his real world, MC was given a gift by the Pokemon God itself. the Gift from Arceus: -1 selector Mythical/Legendary pokemon that doesn't break the balance of the world -body for living*gacha (he got Lellouch from Code Geass w/o Geass ofc) -start in Unova Region as adopt son Juniper Family (because of Aurea, Rosa, Hilda) with knowledge in previous life which turn out to be useless, because this pokemon world is AU and the little knowledge he know from the game is different except the types and pokemons. what will Lellouch do in that AU Pokemon World? collect pokemons and became Pkmn Trainer? or collect girls became harem trainer(lol), or both?, only time can tell. A/N: THIS IS FANFICTION SO I OWN NOTHING. im still noob at english and my grammar is RIP, so please forgive me :" include all pokemon from 1-8, but wailord family cant be use for battle or catch by pokeball in this fanfic. mythical and legendaries are only one of kind except for few myth/legend. no megastone(coz not all pokemon have mega evolution yet so no stone evolution, but still can undergo mega evolution through natural evolution but permanent, mega evolution is rarer than Shiny just call it like mutation or surpassing his/her own race, and mega evolution can be called Pseudo-Legendary) no Z moves(do you want me to make destructions with that? :"D) no original pokemon/move (im only using official pokemons and moves, even some got removed if its too nonsensical) no level system(but for trainer the pokemon must never stop training or they became weaker) already have 1 mythical pokemon at starter (that pokemon will become like Ash Pikachu) i hope i can continue write this fanfic until the end, not sudden droped like my previous ff Release Rate is Random, cos i prefer became reader than author Tags:Harem, r18, Adventure, Modern, Comedy(?), Pokemon, wish fullfilment, AU

艾娜贝尔的魔纹工坊

罗伊时常心想，为什么别人的剑与魔法世界充斥着热血，青春还有努力，自己的剑与魔法世界就充斥着搞笑、胡闹与打脸，而且经常打的还是自己的脸。 为什么别人的日常生活充满了装逼打脸、扮猪吃虎，打斗就是各种绚烂的斗技跟华丽的魔法，自己的日常就充满了生活气息，好不容易来一场打斗也是充满了戏剧性，一点都不正经。 后来他终于想明白了，这一切，都起源于他当初选择加入了艾娜贝尔的魔纹工坊，成为了艾娜贝尔这个不着调的美少女的魔纹学徒。 是的，这就是艾娜贝尔的锅。

King of Nothing

"I was summoned to be the Champion of a God in a different world" - That type of thing could not be more cliche if it tried. But this was a dead God that could give him no power, and Kurokawa Sayoshi could not be further from a traditional main character if he tried. Any world where people lived was bound to become dark - as a wannabe intellectual, Sayoshi knew that innately. But it was one thing to know it, and another entirely to experience it firsthand. For better or worse, he was a part of this world now - and he would have to learn to survive. And so, survive he would. Even if he had to step on a few butterflies along the way.

An angel becoming a trap hero

SO like yh If you read my previous one chapter novel + announcement I decided I wasn't satisfied with it so I'm restarting again...wish me luck I'll be needing it! Anyways this story is about a angel sent down from angel cause he was punished by god anyways he was sent down and since angels don't do sex he is incredibly naive about it he gets a trap system...arranged by god.... and has to try become the strongest hero to get back to heaven without succumbing to his desires...hehehehehe BEWARE: I have never tried to write R18 before so like yh if you could tell me how to improve I'll try my best My grammar is basically shit soooooo try bare with me! I will probably have irregular and slow updates cause I'm lazy so yh hate on me cause I would hate on me too.. OK SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE NOVEL! BON APPETIT....TOODLES NOODLES!!!

Pokémon: Money is Supreme

Itsuki embarked on a journey with a goal of becoming a Pokémon master here various scenes of friendship, family affection and love were staged. Itsuki felt that if there is no system "the purchase of rayquaza is 500,000 gold coins!" The price is cheating, then everything will become better.

ikatan untuk kebebasan

Friends Galaksi

Bulan itu cantik Bulan itu imut Bulan itu pintar Aku suka bulan Tapi Galaksi orang yang kucintai ~ Bintang Argantara Bima Bintang itu ganteng Bintang itu lucu Bintang itu nyebelin~Bulan Armana Putri Bintang dan Bulan itu dua orang yang tidak bisa di pisahkan ,tapi bagaimana dengan diriku yang hanya seorang Galaksi Putri Anthala .

Borrowed Goddess

Satomi has been turned to stone by Naraku until his death. Looking for her family, she finds one to call her own. Little does she know the family she seeks is close to the one she finds. A demon, teenage girl, priestess, half demon, demon hunter, and a woman who is possessed by an ancient god.

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The old man

All people are born to die whatever they born in poor or rich family or may be struggled person. In between of born and die everybody doing struggle to prove their best ,some are successful and some are not but the main thing is that at the time of dying they don't take with them their success, their ideas and their property .So, All the success ,struggle and energy of living of old man are described in this novel. A old man how he survive ?and how he became a old ? It is one of the rural poor old man story .

Batas Antara Kita

"Aku mencintai dia." "Siapa?" "Istrimu." Edzard Atma Adinanta tidak pernah menyangka bahwa pernikahan yang telah ia siapkan hancur seketika begitu wanita yang ia cintai Shahia Eleandra terlibat sebuah hubungan satu malam dengan kakaknya sendiri, Ardion Dariel Adinanta. Ketiga orang ini sama hancurnya baik Edzard, Shahia, maupun Dariel. Dibalik peristiwa itu, ternyata ada seseorang yang menjebak Shahia dan Dariel. Siapakah orang itu?

Inspire the dire nerve

what do you think happens when you have no believe and hope? You get laughed at, bullied, you hold back your tears and fight. A teen - being the toughest face it is, it is equally IMPORTANT to rock this stage and learn the necessary aspects. will dip Jones accomplish it? will she be a victim too? will she give up? Is there someone for her? who knows - came and catch up pals!

Beautifully Battered

I've been on the run for the past seven years until there's no corner on this god-forsaken planet left for me to hide. No one with Ellison blood in their veins is allowed to live, and I'm the last one left. Captured, I'm kept in a container, waiting for my death sentence to be carried out. I'm battered and beaten within an inch of my life when he walks right into my hell. No one knows who he works for, only that he leaves no one alive. But for some unknown reason, he doesn't end my miserable life. Instead, he takes me, and I don't know which is worse...the death sentence hanging over my head or being at his mercy.

"The bright star"

Trapped 7

This story highlight on the hazard and dark side of kpop celebrities, what they face behind the scenes. Trapped 7 is about a sepet that leaves their various homes to be trainees under a music entertainment company, little did they know they were getting more than they bargained for when they signed a seven year contract with the company. Unknown to them, the CEO was a hiddend member of a dark organization known as the Illutic organization. The boys experience a hell on earth that came along with power, fame and fortune. After seven years of working with the company, they suddenly want out but the company refuses to let them go as they were pressurized to renew their contract again. Suddenly, when it seems like there's no hope, a way out of the dark world comes and the boys grab their chance irrespective of their lives being in danger as the Illutic organization was hell bent on killing them for withdrawing. It's a novel that brings to the spotlight the hardships and suffering behind the glitz and glamour. It sends a message that behind the smiles, there are the screams.

This is the Wrong World!

It's not Izo's fault that she was born with a face that screams arrogance and villainy! Okay, maybe, she should have controlled her temper and not called the Holy Goddess, a slut to her face. But having been cursed by the Goddess, ten years later, Izo finally defeats the Demon King and is sent home. Except there is one small problem, it's the bloody wrong world!

My harsh husband started to have feelings for me

Evil Incarnate

Many eons ago there was a fight of unimaginable proportions. The land shattered, the seas were split, the sky was torn, and the heavens fell as an effect of it. Ferocious Beast that have reigned supreme since immemorial were naught but fodder and the tragic wails of mountains being shattered resounded around the world. This brawl was the effect of countless deities who were driven by naught but vengeance. Through pure, unadulterated hostility; those people gave everything they had to bring a horrendous existence down. With his real name long forgotten; his titles became ingrained into his very bones. Who is he? Well, he is the 'Evil Incarnate'.

超级果园

小山之上大雪纷飞，山谷中却有个热带果园！荔枝，芒果，火龙果，莲雾，杨桃，百香果，榴莲，山竹，菠萝蜜，还有释迦，鳄梨，神秘果……耕田种树遛狗架鹰，这就是水果大王沈阳光的田园生活！

Watch your story on video for all universes

Everyone has their own life and each one lives as they want, but everything they do is recorded, their past, present and future, but what if someone else reveals that story, the world will be in chaos or will be safe, just investigate and see what awaits us in this new future. . . . . "He he he he" "It's my moment of glory, it's time to reach a million subscribers and this video will give it to me." [Publicando video......2%...29%...44%....67%....89%....99%....100] [Uploading video, video posted] "Now we just have to wait." . . . . *Meanwhile in all the known universes* . "Look a new video has been released" "Hill calls all the avengers to watch the new video." "Hey Bruce what's this video about" "Gojo-sensei there's a new video." "Hey Vegeta look at is you" "Ichigo look at this is new" "Hahaha I finally get to see my dream of being hokage" "Am I going to die?" "Can Saitama kill with one hit???" . . . . *In the main world* "Wow he's only got a few minutes and he's already famous enough." "Hahaha yeah they really like these videos".