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I'm a Walking Disaster With My Unwanted Virginity

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Epilogue (Part two)
Volume 0 :Auxiliary Volume
General Info
Volume 1 :The beginning
1
Prologue
2
Night before the big day
3
Late on the first day?
4
First look
5
The dorm
6
Since when did monkey's start falling from poles?
7
A quiet meet up
8
Who knew Angelmen wasn’t so angelic
9
Annoyance is never a bliss
10
Trouble on the very first day?
11
Who knew the dorm senior was so crafty?
12
Interlude: Margeretta
13
A walk in the park? Wait, where’s the park?
14
A crumbling start
15
Maybe blowing up a city or two, wouldn’t be that bad, right?
16
Fishing for trouble
17
Come again?
18
Does everyone have hidden motives?
19
A deceitful beginning
20
And I got in? Kind of?
21
Banquet?
22
Rage- rage my-
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Accommodation?
24
Turbulence
25
Interlude: The Academy
26
Boundless
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Terrible start to a disastrous day
28
My fault?
29
Fight! Reach her!
30
You're not the boss of me: Do I really have to?
31
Interlude: A special guest?
32
But it’s only just the first week!
33
Kissing pillows never seemed more fun
34
New sword and some sparring part 1
35
New sword and some sparring part 2
36
Detention and Potency!
37
Second thoughts
38
The stakes are high
39
The snap
40
I won?
Volume 2
41
Far and wide
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Your whiteness is awfully familiar
43
The super rookie? What, are you, blind?
44
How could you forget it!?
45
An irresistible offer
46
The decision of a lifetime
47
Eclipse
48
Why would you even want a pet?
49
Love, an eternal prison
50
Confrontation
51
Transfer students
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Dragged against your will can sometimes be quite surprising
53
I’ve to finish no matter what!
54
From conspiracies to disasters
55
The night is long (Part One)
56
The night is long (Part two)
57
The night is long (Part three)
58
All I had to do was ask?
59
I swear, if you give me negative credits!
60
Don’t get too cocky brat
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A friend in need is a friend indeed? Who comes up with these?
62
Keeping appearances
63
What do you mean, it’s immeasurable!
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Keeping appearances Part 2
65
This day just keeps on getting better and better
66
Tempest
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I’m no match?
68
Struggle for power
69
An unforeseen friendship
70
The uncertain future: An imminent war?
71
Sometimes ignorance really is a bliss
72
And I thought my affair with the palm tree was over!
73
The city: why are there forests here!?
74
Why did it have to be stairs!
75
Is it me or is my sword awesome?
76
A brand new saber! But why isn’t it a saber!?
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A brand new saber! But why isn’t it a saber!? (Part 2)
78
I’m a villain?
79
Trip back, and a pole?
80
No, GOD: You can’t do this to me!
Volume 3 :THE tournament arc
81
Stares can be good too!
82
Does everyone have weird hobbies?
83
Is it me or was I just expecting too much?
84
Is it me or was I just expecting too much? Part 2
85
When it rains, it pours
86
There’s no closing the door once opened
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There’s no closing the door once opened part two
88
Feelings
89
Adjusting is hard
90
At least, its bug free
91
Why did I think this was a good idea?
92
The Nelbound
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The two headed snake has more heads?
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The two headed snake has more heads? Part 2
95
A shocking development
96
No more virginity: but still a walking disaster
97
Responsibility
98
Reaffirming my resolve
99
How conceited was I?
100
How conceited was I? Part 2
101
How conceited was I? Part 3
102
Complications just walked their way in
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The new sword: Just fly already, damn it!
104
The new sword: for real this time
105
The new sword: for real, real this time: You believe me, right!? RIGHT!??
106
Everything was set up from the start
107
I brought this on myself
108
Who said, greed was a bad thing?
109
Who said greed was a bad thing (part two)
110
(He) Who said greed was a bad thing- must have been a genius
111
Why does, this thing smell like rotten feet?
112
Rite of passage
113
Is it wrong to want to make a girl impotent?
114
I may be a villain, but I’m no criminal
115
Thinking stuff is such a drag
116
This is, a, party?
117
The duel of-
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The duel of- Pineapples?
119
Does news really have to be this fast?
120
The first step!
121
Things never go as planned
122
Things never go as planned (part two)
123
When the day of is more troublesome than-
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And so, the second obnoxious holiday finally comes to an end
125
Falling? Falling!
126
Wait, what about the fight?
127
How do you kill yourself?
128
Are you kidding me?
129
And so, my conquest for a chocolate pool- Ahem, for a brighter future finally begins
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No, I can’t stop now!
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Get outta here!
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Resolve
133
Temptation will always be there
134
Why won’t this girl leave me alone?
135
Why won’t this girl leave me alone? (Part two): Wait, I won?
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Hey, don’t leave me hanging!
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The day before imminent cat-
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Why are girls popping out of nowhere?
139
Shit indeed
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On to the-
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Stop it, just stop it!  
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The price of freedom  
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The price of freedom part two
144
How?
145
The battle of heart and conviction
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The battle of heart and conviction part two
Volume 4 :The Battlesuin Arc
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The announcement! A declaration of war  
148
Bring it on!
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Truth: the foundation
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Truth: the foundation part two
151
Who comes up with these titles?  
152
Kids? What are those? No one needs ’em
153
And so I have a dragon lo- wait, what?  
154
When in doubt- ahahahahaha  
155
Devotion
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Devotion part two
157
Sometimes the answer is obvious and yet-  
158
Did I forget to mention I had a bad feeling?
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Perhaps I really am a thickheaded protagonist?  
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Wha- did you just say?
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I CAN’T WAIT FOR TO- oh…
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Stay calm- stay cal-
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Stay calm- stay cal- (Part two)  
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A bath, you say!
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A bath, you say! (Part two)
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There’s no such thing as a free lunch  
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A holiday to remember
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A holiday to remember (Part two)
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A holiday to remember (Part three)
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A holiday to remember (Part four)
171
Why did things have to be so complicated?
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Why did things have to be so complicated? Part two  
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The first date
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The first date (Part two)
175
So soft
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I’m not a savage monkey, right? Right?
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Finally, the house is all mine, mine I say!
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What is sport to the cat is death to the rat
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This is not COOL, it’s COLD!
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What is this uneasiness in my heart?
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What is this uneasiness in my heart (Part two)
182
I was calm. Perhaps too calm
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I was calm. Perhaps too calm (Part two)
184
Was I always this stupid?
185
Life always throws a curveball whether you like it or not
186
Wavering feelings
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Rebirth! Helio junior rises again, reaching for the heavens!
188
A passionate battle
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A passionate battle (Part two)
190
Tit for tat
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Okay so, I’m not late?
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Just how many girls did he sleep with?
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Finally, I’m free! Or not-
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Oh shit, my feet!
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And it felt amazing
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SON, you say!
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I should have just conquered the world like Uncle always wanted!
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I didn’t have any ulterior motives, okay!
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And just like that, the roof above my head-
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And just like that, the roof above my head- Crumbled (Part two)
201
My conscience could be trusted, but my body can’t?
202
The plan
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A party you say?
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A party you say? (Part two)
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A party you say? (Part three)
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A party you say? (Part four)
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Mother and son
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Mother and son (Part two)
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I’ve grown up- kind off
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The world beyond
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Congratulations
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The visitor from another world
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The visitor from another world (part two)
214
I didn’t even look back: I just left
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Journey to the mysterious volcanic zone, which wasn’t mysterious: Like totally, not mysterious at all!
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The not so mysterious volcanic zone is missing Mutors mysteriously
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Eat me- oh mysterious snake!
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Well, this just got complicated
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The party of villains!
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The party’s over
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Cause that’s what families are for
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Sorry but, you’ll need more than just chocolate to entice me
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I’m not into that, I assure you!
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Always have a backup plan
225
Arrival
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Arrival (part two)
227
The tea party where no one drank tea
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The tea party where no one drank tea (part two)
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The tea party where no one drank tea (Part three)
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And so it begins
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So I took a deep breath
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Almost there-
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The battlefield
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For the sake of our friends and family-
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This is how you do it!
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When life’s unfair, screw it!
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When life’s unfair, screw it! (Part two)
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Thank you but we need you to die
Volume 5 :Festivals, and the Wedding!
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Wakey wakey!
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And the holy sword rises!
241
The Nectar
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Well, someone sure is horny today
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Chocolate- chocolate? Chocolate!
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Ahead
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Ahead (part two)
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Cosplay is fun- until it’s not!
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Cosplay is fun- until it’s not! (Part two)
248
S-soundproofing! Be-better soundproofing!
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Into the dreaded forest!
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Sometimes I dig my own grave
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Zombies can be scary!
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And time just moves on
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Too vanilla, you say!
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There can never be too much choco- wait-
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This is not a fetish, right? RIGHT!?
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Senior: Friend: Wife!
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Weren’t we getting along just fine?
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Just where the hell is she?
259
Connections
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To the Ninth Dimension
261
Tress[Asser indeed
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Why?
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Just kill 'em with radiation!
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Escape from the ninth dimension
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No, no, I'm not here to conquer you, promise
266
‘Tis but a small world
267
Sometimes life hits you like a truck
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Sometimes life hits you like a truck (Part two)
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Sometimes life hits you like a truck (Part three)
270
The aftermath
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The aftermath (Part two)
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Sometimes, a hug is all you need.
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Facepalm sigh it is!
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Distractions and-
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Distractions and- (part two)
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Interlude: The imminent demise
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The quest for distractions
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The quest for distractions (Part two)
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The quest for distractions (Part three)
280
Does size really matter?
281
Push, push, and away!
282
Wanna bet?
283
I just ate my cake and enjoyed a bit of peace- peace I knew wouldn’t last. 
284
The guilt was just irrelevant
285
Crippling hesitance
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Crippling hesitance (Part two)
287
I’m not going to run away-
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One after the other
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One after the other (Part two)
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One after the other (Part three)
291
The proposal
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Everything has consequences
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Everything has consequences (Part two)
294
And I was just, running away
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Face your problems
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Face your problems (Part two)
297
Conviction
298
Was this really okay?
299
The wedding (Part one)
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The wedding (Part two)
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The wedding (Part three)
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The wedding (Part four)
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The wedding (Part five); life was good
304
Clyde Angelmen: To her
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Until that happened
306
Forgetting something?
307
Hope; the best day?
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So far- again- amazing day!
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Our wedding night
310
Interlude: particles flew
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Boom!
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Prelude to the Catastrophe
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Prelude to the Catastrophe (Part two)
Volume 6 :The last
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The Catastrophe
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The Catastrophe (Part two)
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Broken
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New standards: New goals
318
Ruined
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Hunting
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Unholy reunion
321
Unholy reunion (Part two)
322
Lament
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Lament (Part two)
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The final battle
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The final battle (Part two)
326
Acceptance
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No pity, no remorse
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I came here to do something- and I was going to do it.
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The end
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Epilogue
331
Epilogue (Part two)