The strongest creature in existence: Loli

After insisting for a while and seeing that Wu Shen didn't respond at all, Mai jumped onto the bed and rolled back and forth feeling unhappy.

"Be careful not to break the bed. Otherwise, there will be no place to sleep at night."

"It's boring! Dad, lend me your phone to play a little!" Seeing that Wu Shen still didn't respond anything, Mai simply stopped playing. She picked up Wu Shen's cell phone from the bedside table and started playing with it.

"Don't waste your efforts. Don't expect to find this kind of content on it."

Of course, Wu Shen also handled the phone carefully, and there was no trace of the past.

"Ugh… Dad is so cunning." Mai stopped searching in frustration, then clicked on the downloaded minigame and started playing.

Seeing Mai playing with her cell phone and remembering what she almost forgot about her today, Wu Shen said, "Mai-chan, after receiving my salary from my part-time job, I will buy you a cell phone, right?"

"Daddy wants to buy me a cell phone?" Mai rubbed her ears, looking a little unbelievable.

"Well, this will make it easier to contact you in case of any emergencies." Wu Shen nodded.

"Hurray! I like daddy better!" Mai didn't even wear slippers and ran into Wu Shen's arms barefoot. You should know that the apartment he rents does not have tatami mats.

"Aren't your feelings very petty?" Wu Shen was amused by her overreaction and rubbed it on Mai's little head.

Half an hour passed quickly as Wu Shen and Mai talked. When the marinating time was up, Wu Shen heated the pan again and poured everything into it.

First cook on high heat and add the spices one by one to taste. When the soup starts to bubble and roll back and forth, reduce heat to low and simmer. When the soup is thick and the chicken wings are too small to coat, use a spoon to stir again and you can officially turn off the heat and remove it from the pot.

Because most of the alcohol in the beer has evaporated, leaving only a little of the mild beer aroma trapped in the chicken wings, so even children don't need to worry and can eat it with confidence.

The beer chicken wings are removed from the pan and topped with freshly braised rice. It's another hearty and appetizing dinner.

"It's delicious! We're going to eat chicken wings every day from now on! Beer chicken wings, Coca-Cola chicken wings, honey chicken wings, spicy chicken wings, grilled chicken wings, chicken with salt and pepper..." Little Mai began to talk excitedly about what she wanted to eat.

"Stop, stop, stop! Do you know how expensive chicken wings are?" Wu Shen spoke quickly as he was dumbfounded.

In addition to drooling upon hearing the names of these dishes, as a chef and accountant, Wu Shen felt as if his heart ached.

If you don't become the head of a family, you don't know how expensive firewood and rice cost. If you don't raise children, you don't know the kindness of their parents. Now that Wu Shen is the head of the family and is raising a daughter, his understanding of this sentence will definitely be perfect if he takes a reading comprehension test.

Wu Shen spent a lot of money cooking this dish today, and his wallet, which was originally full, is now as empty as if he had just lost weight.

If Wu Shen cooks all the dishes Mai just mentioned, Wu Shen's monthly expenses will disappear without a trace in an instant.

But during the meal, Mai couldn't stop talking, so she didn't mention it again. Thanks to this, Wu Shen also left the money problem behind and enjoyed a delicious meal with peace of mind for now.

The greatest charm of chicken wings with beer is the soft aroma of the wine concentrated in the chicken, the saltiness of the sauce and the tenderness of the chicken. Chewing it in your mouth will leave a lingering aroma on your lips and teeth for endless flavor. . The wine-flavored chicken appetizer satisfies hunger, constantly oscillating between hunger and satisfaction, it is an absolute meal dish.

Mai's eating habit was obviously inherited from Wu Shen's habit, starting from both sides of the chicken wings and peeling the entire circle of tender meat through the cooperation of teeth and tongue. After exposing the two bones of the chicken wing, she bites into the crispy bone connecting the bones on both sides, finally separate the two bones and remove the more tender meat in the middle and eat.

Before long, the two finished all the chicken wings, leaving only a table full of bones. Mai patted her round belly with equal satisfaction.

"Dad, I want to take a shower!" After resting for a while, Mai said to Wu Shen, who was doing the homework assigned by the school.

Mai has been here for two or three days and she should have cleaned her body a long time ago.

"Then go wash up. The bathroom is right there. But since the place is small, there is no bathtub, just a shower." Wu Shen pointed to the opposite side of the room.

The tradition in Japan is to take a bath, as the apartment doesn't have a bathtub, the rent goes down a little. However, since Wu Shen came to study abroad, he was very used to just taking a shower and had no complaints.

"But my mother always took turns washing for me. I didn't wash it myself." After all, Mai is only a six or seven year old child. As she spoke, she began to take off her clothes naturally.

...Wait, take off your clothes?

Just when Mai was about to take off her coat, Wu Shen reached out his hand to stop her next move.

"Stop!"

"Dad, what are you doing? You have to take off your clothes to take a shower. You can't take a shower without taking off your clothes. Dad doesn't even know that, right?" Okay, but why are you so skilled?

"Ah. Don't take off your clothes in front of me!" Wu Shen put the messy clothes back on her and said seriously.

"Isn't this a normal thing?" Mai pouted in dissatisfaction.

"…" Wu Shen really couldn't refute what Mai said this time. At six or seven years old, in fact, is not the time to avoid suspicion. Just like when he was six or seven years old, there were still public bathhouses outside. It wasn't unusual for him to enter the women's locker room with his mother.

But after all, not using anything is still very dangerous, and it is dangerous on a cosmic level. There is a saying that says it very well: a loli without clothes can trigger the collapse and harmony of a multiverse.

Lolita are indeed the scariest, cutest and strongest creatures!

Although taking a bath is a dangerous thing that can cause the harmony of the universe to collapse at any time, Wu Shen really doesn't care about Mai going alone. After all, she hasn't had this experience yet, it's easy for something to happen just to her. It would be terrible if you hit something from slipping and falling.

However, it still felt a little inappropriate to just go in without any cover. After thinking about it, Wu Shen finally found two bath towels, one to wrap Mai in and one to wrap herself in. Finally, in a tragic mood, Wu Shen took Mai and entered this battlefield that could cause the destruction of countless worlds at any time.

In fact, Mai can handle the general operations herself. The reason she needs help is to clean her long, straight black hair. When children wash their hair, the mixture of shampoo, water and foam splashes can easily get into their eyes, so adult assistance is necessary.

(End of chapter)

[A/N: Bro, this chapter felt wrong in a lot of ways...(⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)]

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