1 Rebirth?

Somewhere in the streets a guy was walking as he make his way through his house. Not really his house as it was left to him from his parents with a huge amount of unpaid debts and bills.

*Sigh*"I really envy those guys in a Fantasy World who has powers just to teleport their way through their houses those FUCKING *sigh*" says the man as he saw a black cat looking his way.

*Meeeeeooooooow* (What do you think you're looking at huh?) says the cat as it has a face of a person looking at the guy he's gonna talk shit for no absolute reason.

'Huh? What in the f-' The man thought as a sound of horns made it's way to their position *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

The man didn't even get to think as he felt his body moving through instinct 'Not the cat!!' as suddenly the lights in front of the truck points to him. "Eh?" he said as the truck made a meat paste out of him.

'Atleast the cat is safe... What the?!' he looked at the cat who was snickering in the side as the truck made it's way hitting him and flattens the shit out of him.

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-MC's POV-

I suddenly felt as if I'm still alive I can't feel my body but I knew I'm somewhat alive "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUCKK?!" How dare that cat!! I even went to save him from the fucking Truck!! Wait! How is there even a truck in there?! That's a freaking alley for God's sake! A narrow alley at that!

(???)

{What God's sake? I'm the great God of All Universe bitch!!}

"Bitch?! Who's a bitch huh?! wanna go you fucke-" That was my last words as I feel myself blowing up to smithereens.

{Hmmm... Hahahahaa! As I thought he was the fucking best candidate for my Entertainment I just have to wait until he reforms again I was triggered when he said fucker HAHAHA!!} The Self-Called God said as he laughed childishly

I woke up as I heard someone said "Bitch-Slapping Technique: Wake Up Ugly!" "AHHHHH!!!" I shouted as I felt the hot sensation on my cheeks as the pain registered who in their fucking right mind would name their techinque Bitch-Slapping anyway?!

{Huh??? But it's cool!} said the so-called God

'Hmm? He can read my thoughts?' {Of course because I'm the Greatest God Of All-} He didn't get to continue as I interrupted him.

"Ok what the heck is with this shit? Is it one of those Reincarnation thing?" I then looked up at him as I saw his inflated cheeks as he muttered 'Hmph! How dare a mortal interrupt this GREAT GOD OF ALL UNIVERSE' Fuck he's infuriating is he a child?

Of course he read my mind and he actually has tears in his eyes. 'Am I fucked? I mean he's the GREAT GOD OF ALL UNIVERSE,THE BEST GUY OF ALL TIMES!!' Of course I made it so he can hear what's in my mind, if my guess is right he's a man-child like Shigaraki guy in MHA

{WHAT?! REALLY?! YEAH IT'S ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU RECOGNIZE ME NOW MERE MORTAL?!} Jackpot hehehehe I'm sorry for this but I'll take advantage of you.

"Then, can you reincarnate me Oh Great God?"

{Oh? Of course, you wouldn't even be here if I'm not reincarnating you into Another world} Whaaaat? Like those Isekai Protagonist? HAHAHAHA!!

{You seem very happy? Don't worry I'm planning on reincarnating you into Anime Worlds with the most dangerous plot and peoples HEHEHEHE} Um... Doesn't this sound dangerous? Like really really dangerous? I actually want to just go to heaven instead of unluckily get thrown into AOT World I mean... Those Titans are real shits

{Oh? Yep you guessed right I'm planning on putting you through those kind of worlds but don't worry as I plan to give you a chance} He said as he smiled like a saint but I know it behind those smiles hides a very demonic being Greatest God my ass... But whatever I'm gonna live this second life to the fullest and I won't let even God interrupt my Fun Time!

"Chance? Like what? Wheel of Fortune?" I said curiously as he looks at me as if I'm quite close... Wtf?

{Hmmm quite but not Fortune.... Do you know what is it? Huh? Do you???} He asked excitedly as I feel really tense and my body is telling me to run

"Uh... I-I don't can you tell me atleast Oh Great God?" At this point I'm really nervous whatever it is I'm sure it's something made by the Devil himself

{Well if you really wanna know then here it is! TADA!!!!} He flicked his fingers as A Wheel of Fortune came out... No it's Misfortune? What the...

"WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S IT!!? YOU MAKE ME SCARED JUST FOR THAT?! YOU ONLY ADDED 'MIS' TO IT YOU FUCKTARD!" I said angrily as I feel my head aching he really is a child Oh my god! Oh he's actually the God ahahaha

{HAHAHAHA I really enjoyed your reaction, if you only have a real body you might've been pissing your pants! HAHAHAHA anyway! Here is The Wheel Of Misfortune! Many Anime Worlds is here but I'm to have you experience childhood again! What did you think? it's that easy? That's why it's called Misfortune kiddo!} At this point I don't even know who's older than who... well he's a god so he must be over a Billion years old atleast? Just Kidding don't look at me like that please?

"Oh so I'm gonna study again huh? Damn it" I mean who wants to study again? I might not be successful in my life but I won't ever repeat my childhood and somehow become a genius that will shock the country

{Yep!! HAHAHA I know you! You're the most lazy bum there is!} Hehehe I mean... Why bother doing things if you can't do it anyways?

"T-Then... can I start rolling it now? I'm super hurt right now after getting pounced by that truck might as well make it fast" Just don't pick any of those ridiculously God Producing Anime with ridiculous monsters...

As if he knew what I'm thinking which he actually does, he said Words that gave me a great relief {Don't worry you're the first person I've reincarnated to Anime World usually I just send them to Heaven or I reincarnate them to Earth again, so I'll atleast give you a good life} As he snickered I thought 'But atleast he's a bit kind' Then spinned the Wheel

It spins for atleast 5 Minutes as it slowly but surely stops in about 7 minutes as it points to the Best Life-Saving And The Most Beautiful World I could be possibly go with atleast 50-50 chance of surviving. Indeed it was My Hero Academia

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!! HELL YEAH BABY!! OH GREAAAAAT GOOODDDD I LOVE YOUUU!!" I shouted and looked at a guy with an obvious face of shock as if the world has given up on him as he muttered {B-but it was just there so I can have more fun... It only has 1% Probability of being chosen...}

'Huh? Wtf? Forget it I don't love you one bit you childish shitty of demon god'

In the end he cried for good 1 hour as I'm thinking what's gonna happen to me now that I'm going to the world of Academia, but I'm sure this great god won't fuck with me and curse me on the way right?

*Tick* *Tock* *Tick* (No that's not a clock remember the room was empty? That's just me)

{Ahem! Mere mortal! Come here as I'll give you my blessing} "Blessing? There was something like that?" I asked him

{Why of course! I call it my blessing but it's just me slapping you and somehow gives you good luck in your journey} 'Huh? Are you kidding me? a slap?' I thought as I made my way through him and bowed down I don't really know but I feel like I was doing it right

{Good} *Ptui* He spits on his hands and said "Bitch-Slapping Technique:" It was at this time I knew I fucked up but I can't move as I feel another force putting me in place then he finally said it "Death to the bitches"

"AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!" It was the most painful thing I've ever felt in my entire life, my head feels like the whole world was shocked as the impact on my body felt like shattering to pieces. I swear blowing to smithereens felt better than this "FUCKKKKIIIINGGG DEMOOONIIC CHIILD I SWEAR YOU BITCH!!!!" I shout as strong as I can but I felt my body being dragged to a somewhat looking blackhole

{Oh! By the way that blessing should give you really good luck and you might even get a good Quirk and life heck you might even get a girlfriend you Great Sage AHAHAHAHAHA!} He laughed like there's no tomorrow and felt my vision flickering as I slowly got sucked in by the black hole

'Ah fuck I'm sure he was also that fucking cat huh?' Was my last thoughts as I finally got sucked whole, I swear its not something fun and it definitely doesn't feel good at all

(GOD)

{*Sigh* And he was a good entertainment too... but I'm sure he will good} Said God as he somewhat looked sad