It’s dark and really cold

Uhhh my head feels like it's splitting.

Jack tried to open his eyes but after several minutes of confusion and fear he comes to the conclusion that he doesn't have any.

Where the hell am I?!?!

Even though he can't feel his body he can still feel the incredible cold of the void that surrounds him. Minutes pass as he yells for help... hours go by as his fragile mind starts to break.

Is this limbo? It must be.

Jack contemplates his life and everything he had ever done and found that he regretted almost 90% of it. Quite depressing isn't it?

Out of no where a giant game window pops up which scares jack.

What the hell is this thing??

It looks like... a game character status screen.

Status.

Type: spirit

Body: F- rank core

Vitality. 1

Strength. 1

Endurance. 8

Agility. 1

Intelligence. 46

Spirit. 53

Charm. -3

"Wow... negative 3 charm huh? No wonder I died single".

Also, what the hell is go....

Before he can fully grasp the situation he's in he feels as though his entire being is being burried.

Ahhh haaa... God what is this.

It's as though dirt is being shoveled down his throat. The pain quickly subsides as "feeling" returns to his body.

And then his sight finally activated again.

"Woah.... I.... no, K-cup".

His first few seconds in his new dirt golem body was blessed by the lord indeed.

"Hello mr.golem"

Hello, jack thinks to himself.

"You will guard this door with your life and you shall absolutely not move from this spot ever understood?"

Jack can only nod as the worst case scenario he imagined has happened. He's just a lowly dirt golem who will serve a Milf master until the day he dies. Usually when people get reincarnated they get cheat skills and powerful magic, followed by a harem of beautiful girls. Not indefinite guard duty.

How am I supposed to take over this world if I'm under someone else's command? Jack asks himself.

"Oh yeah...

SYSTEM! ,open".

I've been given a second chance in this world... and I'll take it.