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I’ve been reincarnated as a golem.

Jackson Shaws was walking home from his office job when his life was cut short by a Prius. He accepts his death and is ready for oblivion or whatever hell awaits him when he realizes that it's been a minute since he died... and he's still here? Everything is dark and he can't feel his body when suddenly a game window shows up in front of him. G.. golem?! No this can't be, I was reincarnated into another world but ended up becoming someone's servant. No! I will not accept this. I've been given a system and a new life so I will become a peerless existence and rule whatever world I've been reborn into. Follow jacks hectic new life full of love, adventure, and .... Milfs?

Loligagger27 · Fantasy
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It’s adventuring time

Now that I've gotten some peace of mind in the form of strength, I should worry about upgrading my body and creating weapons for me and all my golems. The Only problem is that I have no crafting skills.

[[\ If host hasn't already noticed, repetitive behavior has the chance of being recognized by the system and transformed into a skill/]]

So if I try bashing some rocks together I'll get crafting lvl 1 or something??

[[\ exactly /]]

Oh wow, was not expecting that.

Okay then well let's get this show on the road.

For the first time I tried to form stone into the shape of a sword. It was misshaped, mainly because I've never worried about accuracy when I was launching rock walls at people. After trying for 10 minutes I'd made a blunt stone sword.

—- basic crafting lvl. 1

You are now able to craft items, the limit is only your imagination.

I used my basic crafting skill and started to shape the blade. It became sharper with every second that passed. Once it was finished it had a good weight and was of a decent size. Now for the finishing touch, I began to pump mana directly into the blade coating every atom with mana. After 4 minutes the blade had reached its absolute limit and I received a system notification.

[[\ basic crafting lvl. 2 / basic magikraft lvl. 1/]]

Magikraft?

— the ability to use magic in any form of crafting to further strengthen the result.

Wait so if I were to make another sword using magikraft then strengthening it till I can't anymore it would be more powerful than this current sword???

[[\ using the host's crafting skill would allow you to use magic and combine both swords creating a result greater than both wholes.... it might end in failure though /]]

That's ok because if it does I'll just try over and over until I succeed.

In the end I managed to get one stone sword to lvl. 3

And crafted magic stone swords for all of my golems. The only problem was that none of us knew how to use the damn things. I did know some anime sword fighting styles but no matter how long I tried to turn them into skills the system would simply give me an error message. Guess it was just to much cringe even for me. Eventually thanks to the guidance of my system I discovered a store tab. It not only had items from this dimension but multiple, even my original one as well. It accepted two types of currency 1. Sh!t tons of mana or 2. Store credits. I generate 10 store credits a day which can't buy me anything because the cheapest thing here ( Eye of Azurr ) costs 1,500 points. Thankfully my system allows me a free one time purchase of any item from the store under 1,700 credits. My eyes dart around the list from top to bottom...

Fang of Flaserous, a... plain iron sword?? ,And oh.... there it is.... another cheat skill.

Explosion magic lvl.1 cost 1,650

— able to generate amazing explosive forces.

That's not what caught my attention though. Unlike my other skills this one actually tells me what extra bonus skills I would unlock if I level it up further.

Bonus skill #1 temperature control

— able to control the temperature of things without expending mana.

Level requirement 20

Bonus skill #2 entropy control

— able to control natural law

Level requirement ""?!?!?!""

System, I'll take explosion magic.

[[\ Warning, with hosts current lvl this magic would be the equivalent of a fire cracker /]]

Damn... that's fine I'll take it anyway.

Explosion magic lvl. 1

- able to generate explosive force.

Lvl up further to unlock bonus functionality.

Wonderful, now the only thing left to do on my list is to increase all my skills to my current soft cap of 18, reach lvl 30, and upgrade my body.

Jack proceeds to spend 13 days doing nothing but making magic stone weaponry as well as casting spells until he ran out of mana. In the end all his skills reached lvl. 18 but he only reached lvl 24.

His skills actually unlocked some bonus features since they passed lvl 15.

Whiplash lvl. 18

- vines can be sent out as scouts which bind enemies and drain them of their health giving it back to you. +- 17 health per second

Cost per use 60 mana

Thorn bush lvl. 18

enemies stuck inside the bush gets their life drained from them and given to you.

+- 40 health per second.

Stone bullet lvl. 18

— bullets now track enemies vital points.

— mana cost scales with size and speed of rock bullet.

Now that that's done I can finally leave this place...

Oh I'm not actually going outside to explore. I can use the system to transfer my spirit from core to core at will as long as there is no spirit already inside of it or if I'm stronger than the spirit inhabiting the core. So my plan is to sit in my throne room all menacing like while I'm remote controlling my old dirt golem body outside. I can finally see this new world and enjoy the thrill of adventure. I've already mint maxed my dirt golem body ( equivalent to a E+ rank adventurer) so now all I need to do is put my rank F+ spirit core in an enhanced stone golem body and I'll be able to leave. In case any adventurers manage to break through my defenses, once they reach my throne room I'll be notified and can just resume control over my new body. Then I'll kick the absolute shit out of who ever dared to disturb my adventure.

Thankfully I already have an enhanced stone golem body ready to go so now I only have to complete the process. I use my earth magic and new golem making lvl. 18 skill to move my core from my dirt body to my stone one. Once the process was complete my vision was regained and there I stood. My new body was 2.9 meters tall. The joints were still moved by mud but I mixed in bone ash I got from a defeated cleric ( I didn't kill the guy, he just left behind his back pack which happened to have the stuff inside of it) a while back to give it a nice gray color which complements the stone. And the white milk colored rock was now a clean cut fire stone I acquired from a defeated mage.

Actually thanks to that magic stone I gained fire magic lvl. 1 the moment I entered this body thanks to my skill permanence.

Now I walked my way over to my huge stone throne, sat down, and began to control my old body. The moment I regained my vision I ran straight to the entrance and leaped out of excitement. Now I can get a better feel for my strength. I began to walk forwards simply because I've no idea where I am. When suddenly I hear screaming.

Sounds female... and some guys are yelling too.... eh. I keep walking forwards.

Ever since I became a golem I found my thinking became more logical. I found myself acting cold in hypothetical situation I'd made up in my mind. The reason I didn't run towards the screaming the second I heard it like a knight in shining armor was simply because I don't care. Eventually I came to the conclusion that Maybe someone there knew where the nearest town or city is. So that's when I began to run directly towards the screaming. I'll get directions and save some people as a bonus.

Once I arrived I saw three women tied by thick rope surrounded by 11 bandits. Using apraxia I saw that they averaged lvl 16.

The three women were mages who had exhausted all of their mana leaving them defenseless... everyone knows mages cant fight for shit. Even though I had lost my emotions my inner gamer was demanding that I make an epic entrance. So I jumped down from the cliff side I was on and did a ground pound directly in the middle of their makeshift camp.

A dust cloud erupted from where I landed as some people screamed. Eventually the dust settled down which was followed by intense laughter and some crying from the girls.

Huh???

"Aahhhha haa. Boys we got all scared for nothing It's just a shit golem".

Actually I'm a dirt golem bu.... oh they just insulted me.

The girls were definitely saddened. They thought someone came to rescue them but it was just a weak little dirt golem.

The ... what I'm assuming is their leader.. struck first with all his might with a magic infused iron sword. Using my earth magic I pulled out the stone sword I hid inside my body and sliced his sword into pieces in the blink of an eye. ( oh yeah sorry guys, forgot to mention that I modified my old body a little and made it smaller and even more human like. That increased my agility stat like crazy)

I then proceeded to punch him so hard his head exploded. After recovering from the shock His lackeys came after me but I jumped around dodging their attacks and sliced them clean in half with every swing of my sword. Some tried to run but I didn't let them. In the end I killed them all ( yes, killed them all. Criminals don't deserve mercy). After all was said and done as I stood there with blood on my body and sword I looked towards the girls and saw fear in their eyes.

"He's an E rank" .Said the blond.

"E+ rank for sure". Said the lightning mage.

"A dirt golem being an E + rank don't be ridiculous" said the oldest out loud.

The only thing on my mind was the fact that I can't speak so Maybe getting directions will be harder than I thought. They all got up covering up there exposed parts and bowed to me. They all went back to their carriage to get changed before returning. At that point I'd already looted all the bodies.

"We cannot express our gratitude enough Mr.

Golem , honestly had you not saved us we..." before the blonde could finish her sentence the oldest interrupted her saying,

" he's just a dirt golem there's no way he can understand us. Also didn't you see how easily he despatched of those bandits. He didn't come her to save us he just came here to kill them!"

"So what... we were indirectly saved by his actions but he's still owed our thanks."

Said the lightning mage.

They started to argue amongst themselves and I just stood there waiting for my chance to ask for directions. Well not really ask more like... sign or something, eh I'll figure it out later.