Prologue.

My Names M-

"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE MC BUT IT WAS ME KONO DIO DA"

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My names Muzan Jac-*Cough* Kiara

(Authors a self insert baby.....)

And I was just doing my usual routine getting up watching anime go on youtube to watch some skits after that play bedwars feel like killing myself after playing bedwars but still play it for quite some time before I look at a knife and contemplate I stretch out a little bit before ruining peoples day online so I can feel better before going to the store to get something to eat.

(Cut of the flashback/routine)

I was at the crosswalk and I saw a b*tch ass mom with her kid out of control he was running across it when the light was red(I haven't been out in ages) a car came by attempting to run the kid over the mom being the lazy b*tch she is she called out for help instead of just assisting her child.

Eventually, the child turned his head to the side only to be met with the bumper of it, He flinched instinctively but much to the expectations of most of the crowd the car drifted away from the child still turning it slammed onto me and I fucking DIED!

......

When I felt that I have awoken from a slumber of some sort I looked down as I feel spiritual even though I haven't experienced the feeling in my entire life I felt like I knew it like it was breathing. And what I saw really didn't please me I didn't see my little buddy or even my friend with benefits I was a blob of some sort?.

Before I had time to even continue observing myself I was in front of a desk with a few people besides this man I can't really see his figure as something is shrouding him something that makes me repulsed and enamored. Not totally in love but more of in reverence the few people behind him were like bodyguards but they didn't have any type of weapons on them so I X'd that possibility out.

I kept on rambling in my mind before the man spoke.

"Hello, young one!" I heard him and I was suspicious who wouldn't be if they read a lot of manga and isekai novels. This should be my chance I suppose I was a virtuous person that deserves reverence.

"I'm what you humans in Christian religion call God, of course, different beliefs mean difference appearances if someone was in your situation!" I heard him say in his usual tone which got annoying seeing how people being too happy weirds me out in a way.

"You should be Zack Coby correct?" I didn't necessarily know how to speak as this is a new form that's a stranger to me. But I tried my best but it was way easier than I thought.

"No God Sir it's actually Muzan Kiara," I said in a normal voice but is a voice even right for my current form I don't know I'm just going to use human terminologies it's easier for me at least.

"...." Silence enveloped the space around me I don't know how to really describe it but just simple and plain silence God looked at those few people(2) around him and nodded at them. Then those 'Guards' pulled out a coin and threw it at me with momentum that the perception in this form can not comprehend.

They got absorbed into me I guess these things are defective o-... Oh I feel nauseous or something like that at least simply put I don't feel good I felt something sprouting around me such as caging me but I can still see like normal it's an awkward experience for me. All i could ask was why.

"You remember those Minecraft dogs you killed or that tower that you spleefed I think you should understand why your in your state." I felt that i went unconscious but i heard a few words.

"sEnD hIm to ... Layer... Hell!"