2 Kusari Zoldyck

Zoldyck , when I heard that word for me the world froze , my heart beat stopped and my muscle gave out , Ok I am a LITTLE exasperating but still it did broke me into cold sweat.

My little hope and dream of getting reborn in normal world and not in a world of weirdos got crushed.

No it didn't simple not got crushed ,

it got blended , scattered , pissed upon and flushed.

As if throwing me in the world of Hunter Hunter was enough , I was reborn in Zoldyac family, a family of professional assassins and a house full of maniacs.

Now I am not a person with ambitions bigger that a black di*k like immortality or world traveling or HAREM King .

No no no I never wanted or will never want such a thing in live all I wanted was a simple and a little bit adventures live .

Really I wasn't asking much i------

Suddenly my inner monologue was interrupted by well boobs.

" C'mon kusari open you mouth baby"

Ya, I think I will drink some milk first then monologue, can't die coz of hunger can I now.

-- 1 feeding later --

Well I am not gonna describe how I felt but I have 1 thing to say do breast milk taste that bad , I mean it tasted pretty shi*ty.

Are they mixing poison with milk.

Naa that sounds to crazy , actually on second thought the family is crazy , so it might just be possible.

Well whatever I feel tired , gonna go sleep now.

------ 11 months later ------

Hey fellows 11 months went by and I have one thing to say , a very important thing actually

why the hell my name sounds like a fu*king girl's name. I mean it's obviously better the illumi or milluki but still kusari I mean seriously :-|

*sigh* whatever it is what it is , gonna work with it.

Oh and if you are wondering if I went through some awesome and cruel assassination training then let me ask you what is wrong with you ?

Like seriously I just learned how to walk. Usually a baby learn it somewhat after 1 year I think ,

and coz I have done the womb punch bag training , I started a bit early but it's nothing out of ordinary rather it's slow coz you now we are top assassin family and sh*t ,

Not to mention people in HxH world can do superhuman feat just by doing hard training.

So why am I presenting my self as rather average baby but not some ultra talent baby like every isekai protagonist do?

Simple Silva bastard will start my training early and will also increase it's difficulty so by acting average I will save my self from some torture .

Smart right , Yeah total smart I know.

Oh and ya they poison my food , Fu*kers

"Catch" said me while throwing a ball.

"Ha" Illumi catch the ball thrown away from him.

oh what I am doing well just playing with Illumi ya Illumi that crazy manipulation bastard.

Well he he just a kid now and 2 year older than me , so that mean I will be 21 or 22 when cannon start .

*thud*

"oye Illumi-nii not cool!!" I shouted

"You should pay more attention and stop day dreaming" Illumi replied

What Daydreaming!!! I am doing important monologue , ahh whatever

"I am just sleepy" I defended

"Then you should sleep now , it's time for my training, bye" shrugging replied Illumi

Oh his training started when he was 2 , which is around the time I was born.

Well looks like my training will start at the same time.

Ohh and before some genius points out why I haven't open my aura nods well it's not as easy as opening coke bottle alright.

Also I am not trying either , I mean right now I have to be like average mob assassin(like milluki ) not some genius young master assassin (like killua).

anyway I sense some disorder in time , I think i am about to experience a time sk--

-------13 months later( MC age :2 year)-------

"Come in" said Silva Zoldyck

Kusari enters the room , lit by blue lightings

"Hey dad you called me" he asked in cheerful voice but in reality internally he is borderline depressed coz now his training starts

"Yes, now that you are of 2 your assassination training will start" Silva replied

"ohh ok will you teach me" asked now the internally dead person

"No, right now Tsubone will be incharge of your training"

Oh Tsubone ya ya I remembered her ,wait!! that scary old hag , Fu*k she will drain colour off my skin.

"Your training will begin tomorrow morning, here is the schedule "

"ohh thx goodnight dad " taking the schedule from Silva replied kusari.

"hmm night"

Mannn tomorrow is going to be long day.