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Dicks before chicks....Dick is better!

Xiao Ai arranged the temporary doctors discharge paper for Xu Ning.

Xu Ning had changed into a white dress.

While Xiao Ai was wearing a denim jeans with bright red top and her doctors coat over, they both took the elevator heading to the first floor.

Xu Ning felt a but nervous. She kept glancing at Xiao Ai.

This woman really showed no signs of being scared.

They could be shot for heavens sake.

Xiao Ai paid no attention to Xu Ning and simply looked away on her tablet.

The information her assistant had sent her was quite useful.

Cheng Che. 30 years old. Married to Xu Ning two years ago.

President of Cheng jewelry in Country Z.

Though that was just a cover up for his main dealings.

He dabbled in drugs and ammunition.

Helping some politicians carry out specific tasks.

He was exceptionally talented seeing that he had never attracted any foes from the government.

He had a base of drug workers in Country Z.

Though not big, they couldn't be over looked.

He also had the power to summon other gang leaders.

There was also a brief information on Xu Ning.

Ding!

They got out of the elevator while Xiao Ai placed her tablet in her doctors jacket.

The two women slowly walked. At the same pace.

While Xiao Ai looked like the woman form of death from afar, Xu Ning looked like her child who just came out from its cage. Her eyes were sharp and wary, looking here and there.

But Xiao Ai simply focused on walking.

She was bold. Shameless and fearless.

Her aura was domineering enough to pressurize anyone.

Xiao Ai texted her assistant to bring over the car she had asked.

Surly, the brakes of her new car had being tampered with.

She let out a low laughter.

Xu Ning stared at her, eyes fixed on her perfect face.

She knew that laughter.

It was her signature evil laughter.

Xu Ning suddenly felt a sense of oppression she had never felt before.

Xiao Ai noticed her stare and said."My assistant will be here with the car soon. Am amused. Your husband seemed to be used to the old tricks of messing with the brakes of cars. Is he that willing to kill himself?"

"He messed with your car brakes?" Xu Ning asked clearly surprised.

Truly Cheng Che didn't know the true identity of Xiao Ai but he shouldn't be that stupid.

Xiao Ai was someone that was bravely capable of waking into a sea of flowing bullets and still not get scratched.

He might be unaware of her background but be couldn't have been foolish enough to not know that she had quite a strong backing.

Xiao Ais assistant soon came with the car.

The guy was not too tall. In fact standing next to Xiao Ai he would looked like her younger brother.

He had a pair of gold frame glasses on. He looked a bit nervous as he kept touching his frames.

Xiao Ai took the keys from him and noticed his change in attitude.

She smiled a bit.

"Little guy, you just got the frames?"

"Yes...yes..boss how did you know? It's still the same design." he asked touching the frames again.

"And you are still the same little guy. Prepare the white Lotus for the closure today. The white Lotus I specifically chose." she ordered and then turned to Xu Ning, who seemed stupefied.

Xiao Ai stared at her stupefied expression.

"I still choose to doubt that you were the assassin sent that time. You look shocked just seeing little guy." Xiao Ai commented, a bit unhappy.

Did they really look down on her so much then that they had to send Xu Ning.

Surly the lady was talented.

Making number three on top female assassin's wasn't a little thing.

But to have actually sent her. Perhaps the time she spent at the hospital had affected her demure a bit.

Xu Ning who didn't care about Xiao Ais words kept staring at her assistant.

Little guy.

The legendary Little guy.

He was one of the four indomitable of Red Lotus.

Red Lotus herself being the most formidable.

The guy may seem small and lanky, but he was not to be trifled with.

She had once heard that Red Lotus had sent only him to eradicate a lousy gang using their reputation to accept job.

This lousy gang were well skilled in knives but this young man's main expertise was knife.

Even she dared not compete with him every of her four indomitable had different skills and area of specialization.

Little guy carried out the normal work but once a while interfered with their other physical works.

Little guy stared at Xu Ning as though she did not exist.

"Are you the big idiot that was sent to assassinate boss two years back? Quite a fool." he spat not giving her any room to feel like a human being.

Xu Ning was about to speak but she couldn't find words.

How do they do that?

Emitting aura that made one feel so pressurized.

Wasn't this guy quite nervous talking to Xiao Ai?

How did he turn so cold to her?

Xu Ning quickly entered the car not bearing to stand his stares.

Xiao Ai started the car immediately.

Zoom!

There were now on the express way.

"The place we are going to talk...is it that far?"

Xiao Ai looked in her side mirror and smiled.

"Not at all. I just want to play around for a while."

Hun...?

Play around?

There were at least twenty cars in view on the express way.

At least that was what Xu Ning had counted so far.

She couldn't understand what Xiao Ai meant by playing around for a while.

Before she could ask what she meant, Xiao Ai turned the car around going in a round about motion.

Xu Ning shouted and quickly clasped her hands over her mouth.

Her heart was thumping and she suddenly felt the urge to retch.

What was she doing?

"Xiao AI what are you doing? This is an expression way. You can't turn the car around like that."

"I know...I just want to play around. This kind of thing is normal in Russia." Xiao Ai calmly replied.

Making the same roundabout turn again. She almost collided into a black sleek car.

She turned the gear to reverse and moved the car backward at an incredibly fast speed.

"Xiao Ai stop the car, you will hit the other car. Xioa Ai..."

"Oh...will you shut it. I said I want to play around."

Xu Ning could feel the liquid rushing to her throat. She quickly swallowed it back and looked backwards.

There was another black car behind. The car had wanted to avoid Xiao Ais car and so had actually bumped into the express railing.

Xiao Ai turned the car around again.

Speeding into the direction of the car that had hit the railings.

She maneuvered the car such that it was facing the other car.

Bang!

She forcefully pushed the other car down.

Xu Ning was sure the car must have fallen into the water beneath.

This Xiao Ai. Was she not scared of death?

Seconds later, they could hear the police sirens.

The whole express was in a mess.

A lot of black sleek cars had been dented.

"Xiao Ai are you not afraid of dying? Now the police and traffics agencies are here. What will we do if they come looking for us?"

Xiao Ai simply focused on the road. She turned the car backwards again, and left in the opposite direction compared to going in the normal direction of the express.

Soon they were on a normal road and Xiao Ai pulled into a small street. She stopped the car and asked Xu Ning to get out.

"What are you doing now?"

"What else we are going to run now." she calmly replied.

Xu Ning stared at the parked car. It had a few dents and scratches on it.

This car...it looked familiar

Wasn't this the type of car that were on the express?

"We were being followed?" Xu Ning asked just getting the hang of the situation.

"At least you aren't completely stupid."

So she had already knew they would be followed and had Little guy steal one of their cars so the police wouldn't suspect them.

Xiao Ai grabbed her hands and turned into a smaller street.

Being pulled by Xiao Ai, Xu Ning had no choice but to run.

This woman keeps giving her surprises.

Just how powerful was she?

They soon broke into a market, and shameless Xiao Ai while running grabbed a steamed bun from a stall.

"Hey...shameless. You don't steal like that. Thief!" The owner of the stall complained.

Xu Ning glanced at Xiao Ai. Her legs were already weak but it seemed Xiao Ai was enjoying this trip.

"Why...why do we have to run?"

"Because your husbands people are following us." she replied her mouth full of stuffed bun. "Hmmm...this is delicious I tell you." she told Xu Ning smiling widely.

"Should I go back and steal more?" She contemplated but simply kept running.

While running through the market, Xiao Ai kept taking food her hands could grabbed.

Now she had a fried meat in her hands.

When they got to the busy street, Xiao AI called a taxi and told him their destination.

Chewing the meat she looked over to Xu Ning who was still trying to catch her breath.

"Damn! I should have stolen a bottle of water. Sorey... do you feel okay?"

Xu Ning glared at Xiao Ai.

"You are just as shameless as they described. You even dared to steal from the market." she scolded.

The taxi man coughed a bit and looked into the rear mirror.

Who was brave enough to steal from the market and still leave unharmed?

Seeing that it was their Nation's most shameless and capable psychologist he quickly looked away.

"Yes yes...its me. Shameless Xiao Ai." Xiao Ai confirmed smiling at the taxi man.

Xu Ning stared at the woman for a while before focusing on the view outside.

"Apart from me who else would dare to steal from the market. After all, I once robbed the whole XY market and here I am still alive. Alive and stealing. " she proudly said.

Xu Ning:"...."

The driver:"...."

XY Market was the biggest food market in The city.

A year ago, two ladies were reported to have sprinted across the market stealing any food they could grab.

They had run around the market thrice, stealing whatever food their hands could hold.

The matter was quite huge back then.

But because the two women were quite fast and seemed experienced in the act, they weren't caught and the people at the market could only grumble.

So she was the one who had stolen form the market back then...

Then..the other lady was....

"Long Lifen. My partner in crime. We stole food together back then. We didn't have a dime and we were hungry what else could we have done if not use our skills to get what we want." Xiao Ai shamelessly agreed.

Yes yes...

Using your shamelessness skills.

And your stealing skills too.

The driver thought she was only good at swindling but who knew she was also talented in the act of stealing.

Soon they got to Bolins house in Lake Rivers.

Xiao Ai snorted.

What's so special about the house?

It had the same structure as other houses and even seemed old.

It just made people feel this bit of peace that was indescribable.

Once Xiao Ai stepped into the house, she realized why Bolin was quite protective of the house.

Marvelous.

Everything here seemed to be carved out of gold.

"Shit! Fuck this brother of mine. He's so wealthy. I have to con him later. This...isn't this all gold?"

Xu Ning was even more surprised.

There were people who were willing to decorate houses with gold like this.

Majestic.

Simply too majestic.

"Xiao Ai are we in Saudi Arabia?"

" I too thought we had been transported to Dubai or something. This house actually belongs to my brother in law. I borrowed it but now I see why he was reluctant on lending it to me. This place is beautiful. It looks like a palace." she commented caressing the gold balls of the railings.

If I were to sell one of this balls, just how much would it cost?

Xu Ning saw Xiao Ais expression and shook her head.

"I see why your brother was quite reluctant in letting you in here. Don't even think of coveting it."

Pfttt....

Coveting.

Why did people describe her like that?

Soon they found a peaceful room with a great view.

Xiao Ai sat quietly and stared at Xu Ning.

"Shall we talk about rules of the gorgeous women society?"

Xu Ning took in a deep breath, suspiciously stared at Xiao Ai before saying" If you were banged till dawn but still had the energy to run around, you must be more formidable than they described."

Xiao Ai who was still checking for things she could sell suddenly froze.

Blush crept onto her beautiful serious face.

How did she know?

"You..you... what are you talking about?"

"When you came in this morning you reminded me of a woman who just got banged by her lover."

"Was it obvious?"

"From the faint red glow in your ears and your a bit strange way of walking....yes. It was obvious. "

Xiao Ai bashfully smiled then looked away.

It was true she couldn't get last night out of her mind.

But she had no idea it was that obvious.

"Heh..hehe....lets talk about something serious. Am not interested in talking to you about my sex life."

"Me neither." Xu Ning smiled and played with her fingers for some time.

"When I told you I was reborn, I wasn't joking. Three years ago I was reincarnated into this body after dying from two hundred years into the future."

Xiao Ai have her the' you cannot be serious look'

Xu Ning smiled faintly." I am serious though."

"So you are saying, you have lived two hundred years into the furniture...sorry future and you died but was reincarnated into this body?" She carefully asked and Xu Ning agreed. " So in short, you aren't the true assassin Swift Knife but a girl from the future who just possess her skills?"

"Yes."

"Well that sounds absurd but I believe you." Xiao Ai non-chalantly said.

"When I first realized that I had woken up into this body, I had been abducted at that time. I later found out I had accepted to assassinate a crime lord in Los Angeles. You could imagine how I a Chinese woman who couldn't speak English felt when I heard the fluent words pour out of my own mouth. My gang later came to rescue me. And I adjusted to life here...in the past. We came back to China a year after and that was the time our gang leaders had information that you were studying your masters in Country Z. I was assigned the task of killing you...you get." she shyly added.

Xiao Ai raised her brows at her as if saying

'oh you were the one that came to court death back then?"

Xu Ning continued after remaining silent for some time. " But as you remember I was injured. Badly beaten by you and when you tossed me outside, Cheng Che was the one who rescued me."

"I don't feel guilty for beating you up then. After all you were the one who willingly came to court death." Xiao added no trace of remorse in her voice.

"Cheng Che and I later got close. Close enough to sleep with each other and even got a marriage certificate. I knew his real job, but I didn't care. My gang didn't bother to find me. They assumed I was dead since you were capable of doing things like that."

Hey why are they portraying her as the villain now?

She is innocent ok?

Absolutely innocent!

"Later when I ran into my gang I had no choice but to go back since I was quite capable. You should know I was number three on top female assassin's." she proudly said. " That was when it all started. I knew quite a lot of secret about Cheng Che including every big shot he worked for. I was asked to bring information from him and later assassinate him. But then, I had fallen in love with him. Cheng Che noticed my attitude had changed and when he found out what task I was given he had no choice but to make it seem like I was really mad, since the top secrets that I knew should not be spilled." Xu Ning explained.

Xiao Ai understood the matter.

If Cheng Che hadn't sent Xu Ning to the hospital and some of the big shots found out that she knew some top secrets, there was no doubt they would kill her.

Although he was trying to protect her but he didn't it in a foolish manner.

He was simply a coward and there was no excuse for it.

"He might be trying to protect you, but he's a coward. There's no excuse for what he has done. If he truly cherished you, he would never had done this to you. There are other methods of a making a human suffer without killing them and without getting your hands stained. Does Cheng Che knows about your reincarnation?"

"Apart from you no one knows." she admitted.

"So, this top secret about big shots that cannot be spilled, can I know a little?"

"Why? So you can use it to swindle them?" Xu Ning asked mockery in her voice.

Was there something this woman wouldn't so for money?

Xiao Ai smiled, ashamed that she had been exposed. "Eh...what do you take me for. It's not like that." she lied.

"Liar! If I said I wouldn't tell you, wouldn't you kill me here right now considering your real identity?"

Xiao Ai glared at Xu Ning.

"Excuse you but am psychologist now. Besides we are two women that have once experienced death, what's there to be afraid of?"

Xu Ning thought for a while before deciding to give Xiai Ai the top secrets.

"Don't you dare use it to swindle." she warned.

"Yes yes..accepted I won't. I am a law abiding citizen after all. I only do things that help my country nothing more."

Just as the two women were about to gossip some more they heard some commotion outside.

Xioa Ai who was in the kitchen, turned the stove off.

She drank a glass full of water and stared outside the window.

"Your husband can't even wait to get his wife out of here. How lovely." she mocked.

Xu Ning looked out the window and saw that the people in black and already climbed in.

At this rate, it would only take a while before they come charging in.

"Are your men around too?' Xu Ning asked hopefully.

But Xiao Ai just kept calm and returned the glass.

"My men? Why would they come. We are alone here babe."

"How do we leave? It's so obvious he's going to take me away from here." Xu Ning lamented staring at the man who was standing under the flower tree slowly smoking.

"Lets go."

"Hun...?"

"What do we wait until they barge in here...I tell you my brother in law will definitely chase me with cutlass in my dreams if anything happens to his house."

Xiao Ai stood outside about to talk when she quickly rushed back in.

Xu Ning thought Xiao Ai had ditched her and left her with her trouble.

She suddenly felt that this Xiao Ai was not as reliable as she thought.

"Did your newly found friend ditch you?" Cheng Che asked his voice low and demanding.

"Cheng Che don't soil my reputation. " Xiao Ai said walking out of the house while holding a slightly big bag.

"It's noon already. Does anyone care for lunch?" She asked smiling sweetly.

Cheng Che stared at the pretty lady.

So this is Gu Bojings wife.

Not bad.

If he hadn't used all his connections to look into her, he wouldn't know her real identity.

No wonder she was capable of escaping from them.

Xiao Ai saw the man whom she had temporarily paralyzed before and asked." Did you pass my message across." Her face was cold and calm so was her voice.

But the sense of superiority couldn't be ignored.

It felt as though she was the one who had there fates in her hands.

The man shivered a bit.

He knew this woman was ruthless.

His back ran cold and his legs suddenly felt like jelly.

"Oh I see you didn't. Is that why you all have decided to harass me?" She questioned dangerously sweeping her gaze across the men before it landed on Cheng Che.

"Threatening people and holding them at gun point is a serious offense in China. If you don't want me to call the police you had better pay me. My account is still the same." Xiao Ai shamelessly suggested.

"I refuse to believe that Gu Bojings wife is short of money and that Lada will actually call the police. Wouldn't that be a taint on your reputation. A whole Lada calling the police. Quite Despicable. " Cheng Che snorted confident she would call the police.

Just as he finished speaking, the siren of police cars was heard.

Everyone:"..."

Cheng Che:"..."

Xu Ning:"..."

She actually called the police?

How shameless!

Xiao enjoying the show leaned over the wall and crossed her legs. Am amusing smile on her lips she slowly said. "Haven't you heard the saying' shameless people are capable of doing anything'."

Everyone:"..."

Where did that saying come form?

How come they have never heard it before.

Forget it!

She was shameless after all.

"What are you still waiting for? President Cheng my account is waiting for you." Xiao said impatiently.

Cheng Che had no choice but to credit her account with ten million. Seeing the huge amount in her account, Xiao Ai smiled widely.

One minute she was a seductress threatening them.

The next she was a sweet little innocent one.

They had thought that after crediting Xiao Ais account, she would ask the cars to go back but the sirens only increased.

Xu Ning face palmed herself.

This woman was simply too shameless.

"Ahhh...President Cheng this kind of thing isn't necessary between us. Your wife is a very good friend of mine. You didn't need to send me money just to bribe me but it's okay. I will give you some face and accept the money." Xiao AI shamelessly added.

The men:"...."

Xu Ning:"...."

Cheng Che:"....."

What did she mean by that?

"So the police cars...." one of the men said but later paused seeing that Xiao Ais wide smile slowly turned faint.

"Heeh....that's the police, the white Lotus of me. Do you think I have enough power to stop the police? You can only blame yourself for being foolish. I didn't force you to send me money...did I?"

Cheng Che was the most surprised.

Had he just been swindled by her?

Never in his life did he think he would be a victim of her swindling.

He was quite a capable man.

But to swindled by her.

By this time the police had already arrived and were taking the arms of the men.

"Mr Cheng don't blame yourself. After all am a professional swindler." she comforted.

A police officer came towards Xiao Ai.

"Miss Zhao, can you please explain what's happening here?"

Xioa wore a scared expression and acted like the men were bullying them.

She pulled Xu Ning behind her back protectively.

"That. Mr Kind, Honnest and loyal Police of the country. I am psychologist Zhao Ai..." she started and showed him her identity card.

The officer didn't bother checking it as she was already quite famous.

He was already preparing himself seeing that she was flattering him.

"Miss Zhao please go straight to the point and don't try to swindle me. I heard that you can swindle a dead man till he decides to wake up from his grave." The officer said straight frowardly.

Xiao Ai:"...."

Swindle a dead man?

What were this people saying about her?

"Em...I came here with my patient to calmly and comfortably talk but these men suddenly came and started threatening us. We were so scared. After all we are just two weak girls." Xiao Ai said her voice low as though she had been gravely frightened.

The men who were still being handled by the police couldn't help but gape:"...."

Shit! Simply too shameless.

Cheng Che who was talking to an a officer looked back and suddenly got angry.

"Zhao Ai...who was the one that just swindled me off ten million?" he asked clearly frustrated.

This woman even dared to call the police.

In his entire life he had never been more humiliated.

Calling the police on him?

How shameless of her!

"What! How am I supposed to know who swindled you off ten million. Why are you asking me now? Don't you recognize who you gave the money to?" Xiao Ai retorted shamelessly.

The police:"..."

Oh! They could now picture what had happened.

No doubt Xiao Ai had indeed swindled money off the man.

But there was nothing they could do to that as it was his own decision to send her the money.

Xiao Ai sent Xu Ning back to the hospital when Lifen came running forward.

"Xiao Ai did you go to the local market today?" She suspiciously asked while Yusheng who stood behind her gave a knowing look.

"Do you have to ask? It's definitely her."

"What's wrong this time?" She asked impatiently.

Lifen showed her the short video of a woman running through the market while stealing a meat.

Xiao Ai scratched the back of her head.

How did they even capture that.

She was sure she was quite fast when running.

Before Xiao Ai could respond, her phone rang.

It was her hubby.

Xiao Ai suddenly blushed and felt cold.

He must have seen the clip.

"Hey hubby, great and kind mind surly think alike. I was actually coming over to your place for lunch I bought a delicious box and wanted to share it with you. My most handsome darling hubby, you aren't busy are you?" She asked in the sweetest voice.

Yusheng:"...."

Lifen:"...."

Shameless!!!

Gu Bojing who was about to ask her about the stealing at the market didn't even get the chance to speak before she started flattering him.

He was weak against her sharp mouth and could only agree.

"En. Be careful when coming." he flatly said admitting defeat.

"Yes yes..most good looking hubby. I understand."

"Xiao Ai what did you do now? Aren't we supposed to have lunch together?" Lifen asked accusingly.

This best friend or hers.

"Sorry...remember am still on sick leave en...when I resume work we will eat together. Sorry my survival skills just have to be put to use." Xiao Ai said and hurriedly walked away.

"Xiao Ai you shameless bitch! What happened to chicks before dicks?" Lifen shouted walking towards Xiao Ai.

Xiao Ai heard her shouting and turned around a smile on her thin beautiful lips.

Her ears were a bit pink as she winked at Lifen.

"Dicks before chicks babe. Dick is better." she shouted back.

Lifen:"...."

Yusheng:"...."

The nurses, doctors and patients:"...."

Forget it.

She is shameless so everything she says is in accordance with the shameless rules.

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