Prologue: Curses and Wishes

*Truck noises*

*Splat*

"Kyaaaaaa!!!"

Theses were the three noises I heard right before I died, the almighty truck-kun killed me and I really hope I go to another world. Huh? My life before I died? Who wanna know about my tragic D&D backstory? I certainly don't care about my past anymore! It was so plain and simple, all the depression and anxiety fused with the pressure of my parents that wanted my money... Okay, I will explain.

Hello, my name is Gareth. I'm 22 years old, I prefer the pronoun He/Him, I'm sexually attracted to pans, got it? Anyway, when I was 19 years old, I was kicked out of my house by my parents because they didn't like me anymore because of my sexuality, so I was really sad, but I moved on with my life, got many hookups with many people and continued to live on like tomorrow would be my last day to live. I got myself a harem, well, a Polyamorous relationship with three girls and two guys, the two guys were my roommates from college and each one of us got our girlfriends to agree with a new experience. So our polyamorous relationship began, it was all new and interesting! I had sex at least four times a week, I also was extremely handsome, so all the girls were interested in me. I obviously didn't let my homies out, I gave them some brojobs too, what kind of bro would I be if I didn't do it?

Anyway, when I was 21 years old, I won the lottery! Literally. I got 100 million dollars, with my girlfriends and boyfriends, loved to a huge house because why not? I loved them and they loved me, so it was really easy to make them move. We had a huge room with a bed big enough to accommodate all of us! Ah, what a happy life I lived... Now comes the disaster! My "parents" suddenly appeared in my front door, almost demanding that I gave them at least some of my money! I laughed and called the police when they tried to invade my house, this harassment continued for a long time until now. I was going to cross the road, like in that anime, The Saga of Tanya the Evil, I was thrown at a truck and was hit.

Now I'm looking at my body lying on the ground, I was a ghost... I looked back just to see my father, with a crazy smile on his face, beside him is my mother... Bunch of fuckers! Well, I'm dead. What happens now? Hell? Heaven? Please hell, at least there's hot demons there... Suddenly I feel something pulling me like a giant hand caught my arm and is pulling me! The speed was so fast that I completely fainted. When I woke up I was in a dome..? That's so strange... Suddenly a woman appeared, she was wearing white robes and had light pink hair, large boobs, and a big booty. "Welcome, mortal." Ooooh, so that's one of those Random Powerful Beings that will give me wishes? "My name is Freya, I'm Goddess of Beauty and I'm here because you will be reincarnated." I nod and say: "Any kind of wish making of something like that?"

The Goddess frowns and nods, raising her fingers she says: "Five. You have five wishes." I nod again, I need to think a little bit... "I want to have the abilities of all the characters I played in games." The Goddess frown grows larger, she sighs and says: "You can only choose one game." Tch, study Goddess, you must be hated by all the other Gods and Goddesses! "Okay, I choose... League of Legends, at least I will be able to choose the champions, right!?" She nods and says: "Go ahead and say three Champions you would like to have " I stop and think for a second... Which one do i want? Well, I had an idea. "I will use my second wish to create a system that permits me to have the champions, all of them." I could see her angry face as i smile, she seemed to want to say something but she smiles and says: "Okay, but you will receive champions randomly." I shit, with my fucking bad luck I won't get any good character! With a sigh of defeat, I think to myself 'Ugly bitch, you are ugly! Your face us ugly, your legs are ugly, your hands are ugly, you everything us ugly!'

"What did you say?" A cold voice echoed across my head and that was when I knew, I fucked up! "Uh..." Before I could say anything else, the Goddess shouts: "You fucking cunt! You can say I'm ugly, but when you say my hands are ugly, you fucking deserve to die!" The shout echoes across the entire place where I was, I thought she would calm down if I said sorry, but she said: "I will take one wish of you. You now have two wish left, also, take this you little shit." A black sphere of energy hits me in the chest and I close my eyes, I thought it would hurt, but no, nothing hurts. I look at her, she had a smugly face that irritates me, I say after thinking for a while: "I don't know what you did to me, but when I found out I'm gonna use it to my favor. I wish to have a fantasy system, non-AI that shows me my status, with an inventory. Basically, the system of the Gamer." It is a simple system and with my Champion System, it will probably be more useful than before!

The Goddess looks at me with a slight grin on her lips and says: "Sure thing. Now, you have only one wish." I smile, I won't be selfish, I will repay everything to my lovers, they saved my sanity many times so I will also give them a last gift: "I want all my lovers to also be reincarnated with at least three wishes." The Goddess seemed to be surprised by my wish, she clearly was a stupid Goddess with hand fetish, but she still is the Goddess of Love. She suddenly disappeared and reappears touching my chest. Saying: "Wish granted. I can't remove the curse in your body because it is your punishment for calling me ugly, but I will make the curse weaker." I look at her eyes for a second and say: "Thanks..? Wait, you bitch!" Before I could anything else, she smiles and snaps her finger, I simply lost my consciousness. I swear I could see her laughing...