52 C50: Revenge is Inevitable

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The sphere exploded. Red and gold paint flew in every direction. Every single spot in sight was coated with a fresh layer of paint.

Everyone could be seen wiping the paint off their faces. Everyone except Sirius and Augusta. Sirius closed the umbrella and looked at everyone with a huge smirk on his face.

"Well, it seems that someone has pranked you. Kids, take that as a lesson. When you prank someone, do it grandly. Take this as a demonstration."

Everyone was fuming with anger. It was obviously Sirius who had orchestrated the prank, but he was acting like an innocent bystander giving advice.

Sirius gave his arm to Augusta and took her to her room on the fourth floor. Everyone kept in their minds what happened to them and went to clean themselves up.

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The next 3 weeks were full of chaos. Harry and the Weasley twins teamed up to prank Sirius. They used every single Zonko's product they had on Sirius. They threw dung bombs at him, used joke eggs and even went as far as to spike his food with a dumbing potion.

A true master of war, however, would not attack immediately for revenge. He would plan his revenge. He would make sure that the enemy would receive every bit of punishment that he deserved.

Charlus didn't do anything to get back at Sirius in the entirety of the three weeks. But that didn't mean he wasn't planning on it. On the second day at the Black Mansion, Charlus went to the most knowledgeable and resourceful person when it came to pranks - Remus.

When Remus saw Charlus coming to him for help, he delayed his prank on Sirius and decided to put it in play along with Charlus. They spent a few minutes every couple of days updating Sirius' daily schedule. Once they had a standard routine, they started arranging the traps.

Remus had found the hidden prank toys camouflaged below the torches hanging on the wall. He had found it in the worst way possible. He was casually strolling through the hallway when he was suddenly missing his shirt. He was suddenly bare-chested and he had no idea how it happened. When he investigated the area, he found the prank products.

He included these products in his and Charlus' plans.

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"Patience is the key to success."

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Black Mansion | 29th July 1987 | 8 AM

Sirius had just finished eating and he felt different. Ever since he ate breakfast, he felt that his body was more... receptive. He had stumbled once while climbing up the stairs and he felt pain, more pain than what he would face when stumbling on a step. He could see farther than he normally could, and he could hear sounds from far away.

He was climbing the stairs. He was between the third and fourth floor. He planned on going back to his room and bathing. He just stepped onto the fourth floor when a huge horn blew. The horn was right next to the staircase and had blown right into his right ear.

"AAHH!!!"

Sirius fell onto the floor and started screaming in pain.

"WHAT THE FU*K WAS THAT!!??"

He stayed on the floor, waiting for someone to help him, but no one had heard his shout. The fourth floor had been warded to cancel loud noises. He took 15 minutes to recover from the noise. His eardrums had been ruptured, so he fixed them up with an Episkey.

He stood up and kicked the horn as hard as he could. The horn, however, was not a physical object. His foot passed through the horn and he lost balance. He fell backwards and his head received the most impact. When he got back up, he could still feel his head and ears ringing. He felt slightly dizzy.

He staggered his way into his room and walked towards his bed. He saw the fluffy mattress and decided to jump onto it.

Bad move.

He didn't hit the mattress. He didn't hit anything. He just fell through the bed like he was falling through the air. He fell splat onto the floor.

"OWW!!"

He rubbed his nose. He had fallen head first, so his nose was the point of impact, and it had broken due to the impact. But the pain he was in was not what he should have been experiencing.

"What the hell is this? Who got into my room." He looked around his room and saw that the bed was 2 meters beside where he had fallen.

"I'm hallucinating now? That horn did a number on me."

He stayed on the floor and spent the next hour there, lying and recovering from the pranks played on him.

After he recovered a little, he got up and went to the bathroom to shower.

"Some warm water will take away this headache."

He stripped and went into the shower. He turned the shower knob and expected the warm water to warm him up. But he didn't get what he signed up for.

The door to the shower locked by itself, and water poured from the showerhead. Cold, cold water. The ice-cold water made Sirius yelp. For the next ten minutes, Sirius was yelping and trying to open the door. No matter how hard he tried, the door wouldn't open, so he broke the door.

He came out of the room and looked around for the person who locked the shower room. He didn't find anyone, so he decided to go down and interrogate everyone once he got dressed. He put on his typical black robe and exited the bathroom.

He saw his room immediately after coming out, and he lost it.