64 Chapter 64 : This is Pure Gold (Bonus Chapter)
"F.. fuc" Orion stuttered.
"Go on, read it," McGonagall looked at Orion like a lioness ready to hunt her prey. Orion was cursing inside his mind.
[Hahaha, this is pure gold, hahaha] Merlin on the other hand was not even trying to act like he was not finding this situation funny.
Not only did he become the common enemy of the students after Dumbledore mercilessly exposed his identity as the author, but even McGonagall didn't leave him alone.
He thought that he can hide his face and get by the class but no, bitch has to call him up and give him his own book to read in front of everyone.
And no that alone would have been merciful, she only wanted him to read specific sentences from the book. In front of the entire class.
"We are waiting Mr Ambrosius," McGonagall said with a stern tone and Orion gave a nasty glare at both her and Merlin who was laughing his ass off.
'Slow down old man you will cough out your kidney like this,'
"FUCK IT," Orion said finally.
There was an exclamation in the room, as every student looked at him like he had grown another head.
Is finally a student going against the cruel rules of the Professors? Do the students of Hogwarts finally have a leader of light of their own who will stand up against the dark forces of the school to save them?
Unfortunately no, because Orion didn't say that because he had enough of this shit, he was reading his own book.
"Don't bitch about what I believe in okay, I don't give two fuck about what you assholes believe in, this is my book and I will write whatever I want. What you wanna do huh, sue me" Orion said with much difficulty still reading the book.
Everyone had a scandalous look on their faces. Like they saw Dumbledore and Grindelwald fucking each other.
[Oh no, don't think that, now that in my head] Merlin almost looked disgusted. Serve him well.
"Keep on reading Mr Ambrosius," McGonagall said.
'This heartless woman, I am gonna write a bad review about her in my next work,' Orion wanted to complain but didn't and continued reading his own book with the wonderful language he used. Whilst also hiding his face from the somewhat pale, laughing and barely able to understand 'whats going on' students,'
Rose and Hermione were the most stunned among all the people out there, they knew that Orion had a bad habit of using colourful language but in a book? And the professor approves this?
Actually, the professor wouldn't have but the knowledge in the book was so enticing that they had to.
"And don't even think about getting a refund, no matter how many times you bitch about it, I ain't giving back the money, there was a fair warning right at the cover of the book you son of bitches.
You bought it anyways so now don't start twerking your ass in my direction, and if you have a problem, then don't tell me just write in a piece of paper and shove that in your arse" Orion was barely holding the book now, completely covering his face and his shattering dignity.
But unknown to teachers, those same students who felt disgusted about reading one more book thanks to a certain classmate of them, started to like the book.
If not anything then just to read the rainbow vomit Orion did in it. So many even decided to read the book as soon as they get their copy.
"And don't even bother complaining about this book to whatever higher-up you have in your contact list, I don't give two fuck whether you fart in their faces or give them a blowjob, I ain't returning your money and that final," Orion said while cursing why he didn't write like a normal person and have to put every known profanity known by the humankind in this book. Hell, he even made some original ones just because he was getting bored writing the one he already had.
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"I can't believe it, how can you do that Orion" Hermione shouted while other students who too had a potion class stopped and watched the show, something which would have never happened considering who's class they were avoiding.
'Does this idiot girl have to make a scene right here, and that bitch McGonagall, I'm gonna get her back for this, It is my eternal pledge,' Orion mutter under his breath.
"Now I am confused whether you are angry about not telling you about the book or what I wrote in the book," He asked with much confusion.
Hermione gave him a 'Are you serious' Look and then kept on walking for the potion's class.
"I am gonna kill Marcus later," Orion muttered under his breath.
Actually, he never wanted to publish this version of the book, this was the unedited version which he gave Marcus to fix and make it more, well more kid friendly.
'I am gonna shove this book right up in his arse later on,' Orion mutters and went to potion's class with whatever shattered dignity he had left.
He at least should have checked the book which he was sending to the professors beforehand.
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"Ambrosius," Snape snapped right at him with a glare which would have frozen a Basilisk.
"Y..Ye, yes" Orion answered already accepting his fate.
"Enlight us, what you were consuming when writing this book,"
Orion had the urge to say "Lily Potter" right at the asshole's face but he somehow suppressed it. It was more dangerous than calling voldemort bald. He already has lost much and wasn't planning to lose his life too.
"Nothing Professor," Orion said. He also looked around seeing everyone laugh their ass off even Nick Iron was snickering.
'I swear to all that is holy....' Orion was about to say something but Snape spoke first.
"Really it didn't seem like you did. Reading this book, I have to say it was a profound experience. I found my knowledge of the English language was incomplete until I read it. I found myself short in this regard, if only we had this book earlier then we all would have reached higher heights.
'Oh you have it short there is no doubt about it but it ain't vocabulary. After getting love bites from Nagini go and ask your beloved Lily, you will know exactly what is short and why she chose Potter,'
Orion's curses were endless but he kept his mouth shut.
[ Man this is Pure Gold, hahaha hahaha ]
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