2 My Story Starts

(AN: This is just BS for the first part. Please don't take it seriously.)

F*ck my life.

I was just sleeping in my bed peacefully and a motherf*cking bullet train fell from the sky and killed me.

If it was truck-kun I would still atleast accept it. But a train? It's a disgrace to die if the cause is truck-kun! I, as the President of 'Depressed Weeb Association' cannot accept it!

Where will my face go if the rules I set cannot even be followed by me? It is the most important rules in the book.

Rule 420 Section 69: Dying is not forbidden. BUT, dying without being killed by truck-kun is a disgrace and will not be tolerated.

Damn it! My reputation will be in tatters now. The very first President and Founder of 'Depressed Weeb Association' died by a bullet train.

Sigh. Meh. What's done is done. I would just wish some random omnipotent being will reincarnate me and take me out of here.

This place sucks. It's only black. When I mean only, ONLY black CAN BE SEEN as fa as my eyes can see. Just get me out of here! Someone!

Tsk! Why can't I yell? Screw this soul form of mine. Well, since it's a soul, it really don't have a physical body. Please, just get me out of here.

And speak of the devil and he shall come. Here it is. I see, or fell or whatever, I just see the sorrounding black turn into white. So I'm going to meet some god and give me wishes then reincarnate. Right?

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In an apartment somewhere in Tokyo...

A little boy arlund the age of 6 is sleeping comfortably in his bed, his deep gray silky hair with pale cyan highlights swaying by the wind of the ceiling fan. He is currently wearing a plain gray tee-shirt and black shorts as he cuddled with a pillow.

Then, his eyes fluttered as they slowly revealed an unfocused dreamy pair of black eyes. His eyes immediately regained focus as his adorable eyes widened.

'Eh? Where is this? Am I reincarnated? Wait, I didn't even meet any god and get any wishes!' He thought in his mind.

He is currently shocked and confused at the same time. I mean, who would not be shocked to wake up and found yourself in someone else's body. Don't you dare comment 'me'.

The boy began to do a breathing excercise to calm himself down. After a full five minutes of deep breathing, he finally calmed down like a lake.

'So this is my new body now. Quite small if I may say. Wonder what do I look like.' He began to look around the room.

A simple bed, a closet, a table and a ceiling fan directly above him. His eyes then fixed to the the table as he saw the mirror.

He jumped off the bed, almost crashing face first to the floor. What would you expect? He's a stranger to the body after all.

Quickly adapting to his new body, he used his cute legs to walk towards the table and climbed up the chair beside it. Once up, he finally got a look at his new body.

Deep gray in a little shade of blue hair with pale cyan strands on the side and in the forehead area. Black eyes with a dreamy look. Adorable cheeks with baby fat and a cute and small body.

Almost instantly, he thought about aunties who will pinch his cheeks in the future as he clenched his fist.

'Damn you adorable cheeks!' He silently complained.

He leaped off the chair and landed on the floor. He then heard footsteps from outsied his room heading towards his room's door as he quickly lunged into the bed to act like he just woke up. Reason? Well, plot.

He cuddled with his pillow as he closed his eyes and pretented to be asleep. A hobby he did in his last life when his mother would come to check up on him at night. Then, he heard the doorknob clicked as the door opened.

"Takeru-chan, wakey wakey! It's breakfast." He heard a lady's voice.

He rubbed his eyes as he pretented to be only woken up. He turned towards the voice and saw Jotaro wearing a housewife apron and Dio behind him with his hands around Jotaro's waist.

Nah, just joking. It's actually young woman with long brown hair that is tied in a ponytail with bangs swept to the left, brown eyes, a well-endowed voluptuous body and holy shit is that Chabashira Sae!?

Currently, she is wearing a red tank top showing that huge cleavage and the side of those huge melons and green shorts parading those THICC thighs. Also, she is wearing an apron with heart-patterns and is smiling gently with a spatula in her right hand.

"Good morning, Aunt Sae." He subconciously greeted. He wondered why and came to the conclusion that it's the body's subconcious response.

Sae smiled at her adorable nephew and said, "Go downstairs for breakfast, Takeru-chan.". She then left the room and went downstairs to prepare the food.

The boy was just sitting there and his eyes seemed to be dim. In his mind though, he is currently recalling the original boy's memory. After a full 5 seconds, he was surprised at this world.

His name is Ebisawa Takeru, a 6 year old First-Grade Elementary Student. His parents died when he was just 3 so his only relative, specifically his aunt, Chabashira Sae took care of him.

Sae works as a banker in a bank nearby and earned ¥600,000 per month. Even after substracting their monthly expendidures, she still earned many and she always kept the extra in her bank account for future needs.

Takeru, after organizing his memories leaped out of his bed and went downstairs where he ate his breakfast and coffee. Yes, coffee. In his memories, the boy loved coffee so he always requested coffee every morning.

As he is eating his breakfast, Sae said that she will take a bath first to go to work and Takeru just nodded. After Sae finished bathing, Takeru went next as he is going to school as it's Monday, the most annoying day of the week.

He took a bath and w(h)ore his uniform before following Sae to take him to school. With that, his first day as a kid in an anime world started.