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How to (supposedly) survive a zombie apocalypse [Completed]

This is basically a translation made with Google of my original history. I will change some things, but is basically the same. -The image and the histories I make reference don't belong to me (obviously). -I made this history with the purpose to entertain, so don't burn my house if you get offended please. -If I have any mistake or I can improve in something, tell me, I'm here to learn

Grim_Jester · Anime & Comics
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And his girlfriend

After a few minutes we reached the entrance to the firing range.

"Come girl, you have to have lunch before continuing with the trip" I said while looking at the girl in the back seat.

"Yay, Mr. Ken's food" Halley said as she raised her hands in excitement.

"Sorry girl, but this time I have no way to cook lunch" I said with a bit of sadness.

"But I can't eat anything normal after your meal Mr. Ken" Halley said throwing a little tantrum.

'I think I'm spoiling her too much' I thought as giggled nervously.

"Hey man, are you sure she's not your daughter?" Kyle said holding back a laugh.

"Just shut up and lead us inside" I said with a bit of annoyance.

"Ok ok, don't be mad daddy of the year" Kyle said jokingly.

Upon entering I noticed that the place was quite similar to where we were, only that it is quite messy.

"Hey, why is it so messy? I know it's an apocalypse, but this is too much" I asked a bit confused.

"A-ah, it's just I-I haven't had time to clean this up" Kyle said as he scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"And your girlfriend can't help you?" I asked a little doubtful.

"I-it's just that she d-doesn't like to clean and she says it's better that I do it by myself, it doesn't really bother me" Kyle said with a fake smile.

'I see' I thought as I connected the dots.

"Why are you letting her do all this to you?" I asked in a confused tone.

"Because she wouldn't pay attention to me otherwise" Kyle said a little sad and then looked for his girlfriend.

'Again huh' I thought, remembering the past.

After a few minutes, Kyle returned with a 17-year-old teenager.

The teenager has European features, blonde hair, blue eyes and pure white skin, she also wears a white T-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes.

Unlike Kyle, her clothes are quite clean.

Her body is quite voluptuous and her face is quite beautiful, also she is about 5,6 feet tall.

But that is not something that interests me.

I never cared about the reputation, or the beauty of women when it came to meeting people.

I only care if he/she is a good person or not, and if not, then I will stay away from him/her permanently.

And this brat is not a person I want to have around me.

"Look here is the guy I told you about. His name is ..." Kyle said as he thought.

"Sorry you never told me your name" Kyle said realizing his mistake.

"Ken River" I said with total nonchalance.

"Well Ken she is-" Before Kyle could finish the young woman spoke.

"My name is Emily Herrera" Emily said with arrogance and disdain.

"Ok, hey brat before we go we have to look for gas to get to Montana" I said ignoring the brat.

"And where are we going to find gasoline?" Kyle asked curiously.

"I could look for gas in the cars around, also, do you know where there is a Walmart around here? I could use a little more ammunition" I said after thinking for a moment.

After practicing for a few days with the gun, I'm running out of ammunition.

Right now I only have 5 chargers which is not as much as I would like.

"Hey you two stop ignoring me" Emily said with an angry tone.

"Tell me, what do you have to bring brat?" I said indifferently.

"Firstly I'm not a brat and secondly you could just go to a gas station" Emily said arrogantly.

"Going to the gas station for fuel is suicide, mainly because you need to turn on the generator and it would be heard from around 300 meters" I said in a bored tone.

At that the brat just clicked her tongue and stayed silent.

"T-there's a Walmart about 10 blocks to the north" Kyle said trying to lighten the mood.

"Do you know of any other firing ranges?" I asked with interest.

"Yeah, there's one 15 blocks east" Kyle said after thinking for a moment.

"Thanks brat" I said smiling slightly.

"You're welcome old man" Kyle said laughing a little.

"I'll come back later after leaving the girl to get the fuel" I said and then left the building with the girl.

When leaving the girl looked at me and said.

"Mr. Ken, weren't we going to eat with them?" Halley asked confused.

"Apparently Kyle's girlfriend doesn't like me very much and I don't like her so this is for the best" I said lazily.

"Hmm, so good that my mom will have no competition" said Halley very happily.

"Girl, do you want to stop looking for a girlfriend to me?" I said a little in shock.

"Nope, Mr. Ken will be happy with my mommy and I'll make sure of that" Halley said with determination and clenching her little fist.

"hehehe, you are adorable, you know that right?" I said as I ruffled her hair.

"I'm not adorable I'm dangerous" said Halley puffing out her cheeks.

"Sure sure" I said with a smile.