CHAPTER 8 THE DREAM OF ROSES

Well... As for Teddy's parents... They never heard or saw a thing but she was unsettled with the whole thing. Dammit!

Their parents knew each other and fuck! If they catch one, they are all caught, but she postponed those thoughts for tomorrow. 

It had been a while since she hadn't seen Davine, well she was kinda losing interest, well not really but she felt like she was and another thing is she knew Dave loved her more, just that she never trusted boys at all, at all! 

Dave loved Teddy but he didn't even know if it was love or what, but one of his fantasies was to have sex with her, not to fuck her and leave but to be in a relationship with her and make love anytime they felt like. 

Nicole was the boss! 😂😂😂her family never had too many restrictions, they weren't so strict you know, everything was just so updated like they were still living in LAS VEGAS!

How she wished she had gone back to LAS VEGAS, she had really had a great holiday there.

She had experienced a sightseeing tour by helicopter, watched death-defying acts at a Cirque du Soleil show, renewed her love for boy bands by seeing the Backstreet Boys perform, and even visited  many areas, art museums, galleries, and wacky roadside attractions.

The Downtown's Mob Museum is a must-see for fans of movies like The Godfather and Goodfellas. It's housed in a former courthouse and has exhibits that are electrifying such as a real electric chair.

When all upgrades are complete, it will feature a crime lab that is interactive as well as a chance to train with firearms, too.

Other points of interest in the area include the Hoover Dam, Lake Tahoe, Lake Mead National Recreation Area, Red Rock Canyon National Conservation Area, and Great Basin National Park. If you plan your trip right, you can even attend Burning Man. 

"Ohh God! This Kingdom is so far fucked up and so far from reaching the Vegas point" she was thinking out loud though. 😂

They had all contrived to meet up the next day, a Sunday, dammit! They had to be presentable respectful, well, fortunately they all went to the same church, Nicole and Teddy, so they had to wear something that wasn't going to divulge. 

 Unfortunately Nicole didn't have so she had to call Teddy to borrow a blouse, you know what's funny?

It was 28 degrees and hell yes! She needed the blouse to cover up, Teddy had hers covered fortunately but she had forced it because she really wasn't hot! 😂

They say 'you suffer for beauty',  and yes they suffered but how long were they going to suffer? A week? 2 weeks?  A month? It's impossibly insane! Totally crazy! One way or another they had to expose themselves. 😂 

"Teddy! Are you serious right now? A blouse? Really? Its so fucking hot today , the sun is scorching, do you know that? It's 27/28 degrees' '? Her mom was surprised. 

"I know ma, I'm just not feeling well, I think it's flu or something, I'm fine at least I can take it off whenever I feel like" she said. 

"Owkay! You so queer today but hey! Let me mind my damn business before I get a lecture on that!  Oh!  Are we picking up Nicole or she's going with her parents"?  

"Ahh! We'll pick her up ma"!  She smiled. 

"Still i don't understand, what's the difference?  You'll both be sitting in church, you meet everyday, what's the big deal'? She asked. 

"You won't understand mom"!  That's where she ended. 

She picked her green Dolce & Gabbana handbag which had costed her an arm and leg when she was on a tour in the UK, it was £2650 but she got it on special at that time, it was one of her favorites actually, this woman had style, she dressed like a first lady, everytime she looked at herself, she saw Michelle Obama, but now change had took place, she saw herself as Kamala Harris, she mostly loved her dress code and her Coates, but still both of them were wonderful. 

She always told Tristen to dress like Harry Styles and he would say no! 😂😂, he knew Harry Styles from One direction and on Instagram but it was just not his style, although he liked his outfits. He kinda preferred David Beckham. 

They had decided on the Lexus, so Lexus it was. Tristen (Teddy's father) was the one driving, whilst the first lady was touching up there and there, fixing her facebeat.

Her handbag didn't have baggage, as compared to other women who stuffed everything in their bags, of which most of them were "incases"! If you don't get it sorry 😂😂

Both families were Christians, the kids too were brought up in a christian way, they were Christians  it's just that growing up  and being langered in such a century was a high, everything was so accelerated, everything got ushered right in their faces. 

They attended the Potter's Wheel Church, seated by the front this time, well not really at the front but by the center which was closer to the front.

Everyone was praising God, worshipping, the house of God full of His glory. These two were not commodious because their peers were staring at them and their weird dress codes, so they decided to take their seats.

They had posted their tattoos on Instagram and twitter so everyone  was talking about it. 

"Why the fuck  is Matt starring at me"?  Teddy asked Nicole with a frown of exasperation. 

"I don't know! At least Matt is staring at you, I feel like everyone's staring at me and I hate it!  Fuck"!

Nicole said that whilst the system was no more, a part heard that, she got a lil bit outraged but she let it go. The pastor was starting to preach already, it was 12:00 am so it was time! 

These two kept on talking non stop like they were planning an upcoming heist. 😂,They tried making their voices low but no, they never even realized they were loud till Teddy took out her frustration on Nicole telling her that "he's a cock's man"! Everyone went like😲, 

"What the fuck"!  Nicole said and damn she was loud also, they just couldn't keep it low. The only thing they thought of were their parents, they stared at their seats and dammit! 

Nicole's eyes met with Teddy's parent's, Teddy's eyes met up with Nicole's parents! 😩

Nicole lowered herself a bit on the chair, she was shocked, they both were actually. Damn!  What just happened.

They both shared what just happened and they didn't know what to do because they knew after church was going to be lit! 😡

Nicole got a notification, it was a whatsapp notification, "Damn!  Matte! She opened it. 

"Sluts!  " was the text he had sent her. 

She showed Teddy and Teddy said "he's such a dick"! 😬 turned back after that, she found him glazing at her, and she almond raised the middle finger but she was already on bad books so she couldn't, so she responded back, typed 'Twat! Don't mess with me I'll suck your cock and chop it with a hatchet' she sent it. 

"Why did you do that Nicole?  He's with his friends, I'm sure he's showing them the message, now they won't stop, I fucking abhore that group, they think they are far better than everyone. They always thinking of sex". 

She said. She apologized to her, Matte was another hot guy, an American, he was hard to resist, he had his 2 friends, but Matte was the worst! 

The kind of guys who would fuck you and spread it all around that they already did, surmise! 

Church split up in peace, these two were not hoping to meet their parent's eyes such that Nicole told Teddy she will be leaving with them again. 

"No dude!  Can I leave with your parents please, my mom will slaughter my throat even more when I'm alone please, I really don't need this right now you know, my mom is worse "!  Teddy said. 

"What?  Bra!  I was about to ask to leave with your parents again!  My mama is worse, at least yours is worse " Nicole said. 

"Nicole!  Don't outsmart me with vocabulary right now!  Please!  You won't  like it when I start" she said. 

Matte with his friends went to them, they were outside already, as every church does greetings, everyone was everywhere with anyone and everyone. 

"Ohh fuck!  This shit"! 

Teddy said with frustration when she  saw Matte with his friends coming towards him. 

"Hello hello hello! Sweethearts!  Or no! Sluts!  Or no!  Maybe cock suckers would be better don't you think guys"?  They all laughed but they didn't. 

"Don't give me that attitude, I might tell your parents that you made tattoos that's why you're wearing like oldies now, try to be nice to me, Teddy, let's go out for a walk in an hour, I'll pick you up" he said and left. 

"Cockalorum"!  Teddy insulted him but he responded back with an insult. 

"Plonker "!  He said whilst leaving. 

"Doggy two dicks" she responded and that was it. The guys wondered how she knew deep British Insults when she was a Swazi. 

Teddy felt something she's never felt before, damn! Matte was so handsome, he always has been but there's this something which made her feel like it was her first time seeing him. 

"Nicole"! Teddy was still glazing from the path that they had left from. 

"Huh? Teddy! Teddy! 

"What"! She snapped. 

"You called my name just now"! 😉

"Oww! Ahh sorry I just ahh... You know what? Never mind it's okay" She said. 

It was time to leave, she couldn't stop thinking of the smile that Matte had given her when he left insulting her.

Honestly she didn't even know  where she had got that kind of self reliance  because she always got a little timid whenever she saw a hunk. 

Well... She pulled off almost every coma that came across her way, faking a scary face and frowning all day kept her going because that's exactly how she wanted to be, boys to be afraid of her, she didn't want any guy to mess up with her. 

It was time to leave, Nicole ended up leaving with the Smith Family, but shit happened the time Nicole tried to to sit up on the back, her mom was eying her, a crocodile eye it was, she just pointed her with her fourth finger and she knew that the sun will be setting in a few hours then she will be home. 

Teddy wanted to speak but she remembered that her parents were there so they communicated with their eyes that 'hey! Let's wait for the worst '! Tiera (Mrs Smith) was the one driving,  so that basically means she had all the power to shift the front mirror forward, sideways and however the hell she wanted to, she could see them from there, it made them so uncomfortable in an unbelievable way so they decided to squeeze each other on the opp opposite of them at the back. 

There was this weird breeze that had completely clouded the car, with Tiera's crocodile eye, it made the trip so long and irritating that the two ended up being busy with their phones till they ended up texting each other right there. 😂

Teddy couldn't stop thinking about what she had just had with Matte, it was a hell of a moment, beautiful hell, but weird you You know. 😂

They didn't know where they were heading too plus they didn't even care, till they found themselves at the corporate place parking, that's when they both thought they might be getting some boxes of pizzas but Teddy knew they never liked that one, they only liked the one by the mall, 'Debonairs'. 

 The couple never said a word to any of them, they just dropped off then they heard her "are you coming or not"?

She instantly locked the car as soon as they dropped off, everyone could see there was tension amongst all of them, one would swear they were caught fucking with boys honestly. 😂

They passed Spur, they stared at each other and followed the leaders, they were more like disciples of Jesus Christ, but even disciples knew where they were heading to, they didn't even know. 😂

Boom! They were at the Ocean Basket, Teddy and Nicole loved their hake so much, with their chips, so they already knew what they were going to have, but they pretended to be looking at the menu as if they didn't know what was purpose  it was finally about time to order and they jumped first such that they realized they did, they then humbled themselves as if someone had reminded them that they weren't paying the bill. 😂

Yoh!  The tension was getting more weird, Mrs Smith made it worse, and she was angry, but over it, at the same time, she did it on purpose, as a matter of character discipline, but Mr Tristen spilled the beans from his chest. 

"Mhhh! Kids! Are the both of you Christians or you are hypocrites?  Huh?  What the fuck happened at church? What the hell happened? Can't you see you embarrassing us? Nicole!

Teddy!  What?  We are in the presence of our Father in church as a whole, we are praying to God who's in our midst, the son of God is preaching and your minds are full of dirt!  Dammit!  You piss me off, you disgust me! Sies! the only thing you know is who's sucking who's cock and where, that's all! Nxx''! 😉

He went on and on. 

"Nicole! I will tell your parents that I've disciplined you Already okay?  To save you from trouble cause I know how irritating it is to be shouted at a couple of times for one and the same time!  Now I don't want to ever talk about ``am I clear"?

They both nodded. Teddy's mom was still giving that look that says "this is not over '😂, but Teddy facially gloated. 😂

Nobody has scored a goal in expressing how it feels like to get lured to someone for the first time whom you've known for long, crazy right? It cannot be "LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT" because the first sight is scrapped off.

Fortunately Teddy's phone rang, and the coolest thing is that it was on vibration,  on a low volume so she excused herself as if she was going to the restroom yet no! She had to answer the phone call , of which it was a number she didn't know, plus she thought as much that it could be Matte. 

"Hello" she answered ...

"Cock sucker! How 'you"?  He laughed. 

"Fuck you!  Matte Fuck you"!  She was blushing endlessly but sounded serious on phone. 

"I'll pick you up at 15 okay"? He said. 

"What the fuck!?  In 15? That's in like a second!  Listen... Ahhm I'm having lunch with Nicole and my parents so I don't know when we'll leave" she explained.

"Don't shit with me Teddy!  you will find me there, ciao"!  He  cut the call. 

She strongly stepped her feet on the ground thrice and yelled! Shit!  She really craved seeing that smile of Matte again! Girls being girls... 😂, she made a plan eventually, she came back from the restroom, whispered to her mom that her period had  started, she wasn't feeling okay and guess what?  Shit!  They believed her, I mean they didn't have a reason not to. 

Everything was quickly wrapped up into takeaways and boom!  They were gone, a range rover was parked in her street just after her house, but she had never seen it before, that's when she thought it could be Matte,whilst  on that thought, boom!  A message was from him, 'hey... I'm in the red car... Freshen up '! 

They hadn't dropped Nicole, but now she wanted her to leave because she had to see the guy, telling her would make her pass judgment on her. That's what baffled her the most now, "how the fuck do I get rid of Nic"? 

They were both in her room, messages kept on popping in up until she released herself. 

"Nic!  I can walk you out"!  She said with a jolly smile. 

She yelled "No!  Never!  You've got pains, you are in torture and I cannot leave you like this, you my friend, I know period pains they suck!  I have to take care of you"!  

"No!  Nicole!  I'm grown up, I can take care of myself, I'll be fine, please, let me walk you out"! 

"Wait!  You didn't even put on your tampon when we got here, are you really on your period "?

She folded her arms giving her that look which was full of queer abeyance. 

"Nic... I really really do not need this right now okay?  I'm meeting someone who's already outside okay?  So please, calm down and let me walk you out, please"! 

She hung her arm over her shoulders and they walked. 

"You are so selfish!  You made us pack so... " Teddy cut her. 

"Nic! Shit!  I said I do not need this right now, I don't need a lecture!  I don't need harangues!  Okay!  I'll call you!  Just go!  Okay!  bye, I love you" she said. 😀😍

"I thought you'd never come," he said. 

"Shut up! 🙄 listen to me!  Never ever pull up that stunt on me again!  I'm a fucking  human for goodness sake! , I have a family, friends and plans with people, you not God or a  prince that I have to jump the fence whenever your cock is stiff, okay"!? 😯

"Good afternoon princess" he smiled at her.

"You made it bad already, you are busy calling endlessly! Anyways, Make it snappy... What am I doing here"?  She asked with attitude. 

"To suck my cock, and I'll be sucking your clit, how's that "?  He said.

She smiled a little bit but she didn't want him to see that but he did although she didn't know that he saw it. 

He started the car and they drove off without Teddy's idea, up until she asked. 

"Where are we heading to if I may ask"? She was gazing at him awkwardly. 

"You don't trust me"?  Matte threw back with a question. 

"What are you talking about Matte? Dammit!  Of course I don't trust you.. you! Never will I ever, you are sick!  I mean how and why the fuck would you call refer me as a cock sucker!  Really"!?  She looked on the other side upset. 

"Well... Don't you think that it's time you accept  and just level up with it, we might as well add some spices on it" he laughed at her whilst she was angry. 

"I asked a question ages ago... Where are we heading to"?  She said....

"You'll see," he said.....

"Well... This is how I die, I might as well call 999 and nimble them to pop up in 30 minutes from now" she played music in the car with her phone.

They drove off past Waterford, and boom!  The car was still. She asked herself why they were there, but he came out of the car to open up the door for her, held her hand, and led the way. 

She was so happily timid  that she thought of calling her friends but then they would begin asking her questions on who it is, she wasn't ready for that, especially telling Nicole since she knew so well what Matte had done in Church earlier, they both hated him and his boys but something had gone weirdly different when they met outside. 

Wow!  Wow!  Wow! (Eric Efiong's favorite slang on Sex Education series)😂

Wow! Everything was so new to her eyes, she's always loved picnics, although she only saw them on movies and on TV.

Everything was there, everything! A picnic basket, a red lite blanket, plates, glasses, utensils, napkins, ice packs, whad, , wipes. 

"You literally made this for me?  No it can't be, I don't want to believe you made it"😂 she said. 

He made her sit down, and he introduced her to all the finer things that were there. They finished the whole bottle of wine, they had forgotten they would be going home. 😂

Teddy was totally waisted, she drank it more than he had, Matte thought of taking advantage of her whilst she was drunk, but he then thought again that no he can't, yes he's a bully but this would be extreme, it would be more like rape, so he stopped. 

He had to take Teddy home and he kept on preaching to her that she must act firm and she must go straight to her room as soon as she got there.

They both hugged and Teddy got on top of him and kissed him so hard till he removed her from his laps, she was acting like a hooker, of which she wasn't at all. 

Unfortunately she couldn't even make it to her room because she just vomited right at the center of the sitting room, she saw the coffee table as a bin, Jesus Christ! 

Her parents were by the kitchen, she couldn't even spot them, she had come to the end of the road because they saw everything, and Suzie was right  there, she had just finished dusting and wiping  off.

Susan just lost her breath and patience in such a way that she threw the towel and feather duster right there and went outside to chill by the pool, when she saw her friend who was also a maid next to them. 

She didn't care what their bosses had to say, she wanted them to tell her to wipe, let her feel how painful it is to clean up someone's dirt. Her parents just stood right  there in front of her, in silence, it took her while to recognize them even. 😂😂😂

"Mom!  Dad!  I'm so sorry, I don't need a Bible, chapter, or a  verse right now please😩, like, I'm totally waisted like shit! I just wanna go and sleep in my room, where's Suzie baby? She must come here and clean up, we are paying her a lot of money ".

 She said she was totally drunk. She doesn't know, how, but a heavy slap occurred on the right of her cheek, whilst she was facing down, that made her face up, but it didn't really make any difference because after that heavy slap and beatings from her dad, she went like "Yoh! we've got Mark Tyson in the house now, or maybe a Vandam!  No!  Mike Tyson, because what the heck! That was heavy, heavy heavy"! 😂😂. 

She picked up her phone, which almost fell, her mom decided to wipe it off, because it was no use, she couldn't see, hear, talk sense, she couldn't wait for Monday morning so she could punish her severely. 

She woke up late with the most austere headache that she went to the fridge to get some energy drink and some ice, guess what?

She hasn't even looked at the time, till she smelt a scent of her dad's cologne, his Issey miyake, she knew it was Issey Miyake, Teddy was spruce with perfumes, she was a geek, a perfume geek!

That's when she rushed to her room to check the time on her phone because she never trusted the wall clock, second guess what? It was dead!😬, it never went on, it was dead!  The battery was flat. 😂😛

That's when she threw herself in bed before getting a charger from her drawer. She took her shower from her bathroom and that's when she heard the sounds of her mom's stilettos at the passage, she knew her life was done!

Her mom had decided to give her the silent treatment,they thought that was going to bring her knees together and solemnly apologize. 

She was on her towel when her mom budged on her in her room whilst she was just from the shower, she quickly found a way to hide her tattoo, her mom took a glance at that panic action but decided to let go.

She just checked the time on her phone, looked at her and went like "congratulations "! Whilst she bung the door giving her that crocodile eye. 

The hangover was really bad that she didn't care, she felt like absenting herself just for once, for once! 😂

Nothing melted her heart than hearing the sound of a car and seeing it coming out from the garage, she knew the game was over. 

Adolescence is truly an exciting time wherein teens begin to learn more about ourselves and everything around us.

Whether your teen studies at the best international in Manila or otherwise, this period of self-discovery and understanding is also one of the most challenging phases in their young life's, especially if they  have the tendency to isolate themselves. 

As a parent, it is only natural to feel concerned when your teenager avoids and refuses to interact with the people around her.

  While most parents see their teenager being alone as something alarming, there are instances when it can be beneficial to her growth.

Giving your teenager a moment in solitude allows her to reflect and gain a deeper understanding of herself. 

This can also help her in the process of developing her own identity. Shaping one's identity is crucial during your child's teenage years and giving her the space to explore it on her own will guide her towards emotional maturity as she grows up, what I basically mean is that don't force your child to surround people when she doesn't feel like. 

Most of the time teens go  through a rough patch in schools with their friends and academics.

This can mean that they can get frustrated and might feel as though nobody wants to lend a helping hand. This can lead them to avoid contact with others and keep to themselves . 

As a parent, it is important to try and foster open and empathic communication at home. Once your teen opens up and expresses herself to you, give her the reassurance that these difficulties can be overcome and are an integral part of growing up.

The first thing she wanted was calling Matte, he schooled at the UWC, so it would be a Kik bit complicated. 

"Hey you"!  She was smiling endlessly...

"Hey!  Wassup! You good"?  He asked.

"Yeah sure!  Ahhm school today"?  She asked whilst having a doubt of his answer. 

"Fuck school bra! I'm so freaking hung over right now I'm having second thoughts, just waiting for my parents to leave man, what about you"?  He asked.

"Cool!  Because I'm dodging school for the first time in my life, wanna come over"? She bite her lips. 

"Hell yes!  Why not cock sucker"!  He said. 

"Fuck you Pussy biter"!😀😛  She said. 

Matte waited till his parents left, he had already called a taxi to pick him up, fortunately they didn't have made up uniforms, that was great, nobody could tell if he was a student or not. 

If a woman isn't feeling a spark of sexual attraction for a guy that likes her, she will feel as though he isn't a match for her and her guard will go up. She will lose interest in what he is saying because she knows that he just isn't a good romantic or sexual match for her.

However, if she is feeling a strong spark of attraction for him, she will feel like they are a match and her guard will come down.

She will then become open to seeing where the conversation leads to (e.g. to a phone number, kissing, sex and a relationship).

When you are making a woman feel attracted to you, pretty much anything that you say to her will seem interesting to her because it's coming from you and you are the guy that she is feeling so attracted to.

Once you've sparked her attraction and begun to build on it, she will feel inflamed  about continuing talking to you and seeing where things will lead from there (e.g. phone number, kiss, sex, date, relationship).

Every conversation with a woman is a scope to either spark her feelings of sexual attraction for you, or turn her off.

You can take ordinary conversation topics and make a woman feel turned on and excited to be talking to you, or you can make her feel bored and unimpressed.

The first date can feel absolutely magical. Sometimes you meet someone you really click with and the time just flies by.

However, other times the dates can feel like they're moving more slowly, and you wish you felt more for the other person. Meeting someone new can be tough. 

You know the feeling of having butterflies in the stomach, when you opposite someone you induced to, you want to sneeze but you can't, you want to cough but you hold it till it over encumbered you, you wanna fart but you can't, you wanna laugh so hard but you feel like your teeth aren't as fastidious as they should be,  worst thing is you when you order a huge burger and chips, then you eat only the chips and have that wine or whatever drink you have, and leave the burger so you can have it at home because you think they'll be noticing how you chow! 

Hey! Wake up! Eat your food and be you and you know what? You'll own their hearts by personalising your true personality. 

Matte was a bully but he was kind of hesitant, he knew Teddy could be a whole wack ass shit when she wants to.

He was horny on his way to her house, he wondered if she was totally innocent or not, it was just so hard for him to figure it out you know because of her character and personality, yes she was a christian but at the same time she was wild, so that's why everybody couldn't understand the whole squad you know. 

 He screamed at the taxi  "FUCK ! How could I? Dammit! I'm so dump! I didn't wear cologne! 😉 Sorry sir, can we turn to the route that can take us straight to town, I need to get some things before we go to Thembelihle, I'm sorry"he said. 

He got to town, went to Pick n Pay to get a whole bunch of red roses, purely purely red! They were so fresh as if they were to be gifted for valentine's day, then he went to Edgars and Clicks to check prices unfortunately the colognes he wanted were too expensive, he just needed one which was affordable  but great for a few hours because it's not like he never had , that's when he looked around and realized no one was checking him and guess what? 😉, he filched, he purloined! Matte the whole classy cheesy-bully guy stole a tester! 😂😂😂😂 imagine! A whole DKNY tester, mhh! Wonders shall never cease! 

He sluggishly went out with  an extremely brave spirit. You know one thing I've imbibed and noticed, the more you look good, the more no one wouldn't surmise you of any theft or mischievous, uncivilized behavior, I mean he was in his expensive sneakers, expensive hemisphere T's and his redbat jeans, who would  have thought? No one obviously! 

He took one hell of a heavy breathe a few minutes after he left the shop, that was when he realized no one was following him around, but just when he was about to reach the car parking, he saw one security with one white tall man, he almost lost his breathe, but at the same time he walked heroically and tried to breathe in whilst he kept looking at the back and his knees felt like they were hitting each other😂. He got inside the car at the back, finally! 

"Wait bro! Don't start the car yet" he said.

"Okay! But why"?  The driver enquired. 

"I said just wait!  Am i not paying here"? 

He said with a mean face, but he regretted because he was being mean. 

"Okay! Start the car and let's leave"! He was feeling a bit relieved. 

If you've never felt like this, you haven't lived a man honestly! I'm not saying you or we should steal and be mischievous but let's be honest guys, let's be blunt here! 😀 we've all done the most stupid stupid and stupid things for our crushes, for love!  Just for attention! 

We've quibbled, we've  our mama's few notes to buy girl's roses,  ferrero rochers, airtime/data just to chat with them, we've stolen cars to pick up our partners, taken them to dates with stolen money, hey!

 We've gone through closed doors and closed windows, we've climbed hills and walked miles and miles just to see our partners, girls! We've baked cakes and scones and went to their houses, told them we are just passing by, we've baked for a friend, asking them to taste OK on your behalf and get their comments.

We've baked cakes and rang their door bells, left the cake at the door anonymously 😂 You have! we have!  Don't lie, if you haven't then it's coming sooner or later, otherwise a second Christ would be born again. 😂

He texted her that he was on his way, Teddy almost had a panic heart attack! She wasn't sure how to dress, to be simple, like be on shorts, or dress or jeans!  But she decided to wear her nice shorts, with a vest and put on her arabic oil perfume. She couldn't stop hindering  through the window but boom!  

There he was! A taxi was parked outside. 

She spelled it out... 

"What!?  Roses!  Wow! For me?  This is my first! Mhh! Okay"!  She went to the mirror one last time to check herself. 

I can say it happens with every girl you know, that's one thing which usually retards us you know, we wanna be extremely certain that we look great.

It's really laborious to get to places at all, much less on time. I'm constantly patting myself on the back for even having enough energy to squeeze my bloated ass into some jeans in the name of lookin' for a random Tinder date. 😂