1 teenage dirtbag

Her name is Noelle

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

Oh, how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Her boyfriend's a dick

He brings a gun to school

And he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth

He lives on my block

And he drives an IROC

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing

Oh yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing

Man I feel like mould

It's prom night and I am lonely

Lo and behold

She's walking over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?

And why does she give a damn about me?

She says, "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden Baby

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you"

Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing

Oh yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing