1 System...or not?

There could be seen a tiny white sphere floating in a void-place. After some time the sphere somehow woke up.

-Tiny Souls POV-

"W-Where am I?" I asked no one. Last thing I remember, I was being crushed by a truck. "Why can't I feel my body?" I said after trying to move. 'Did I die?' I thought to myself. "How can I even speak if I don't have a mouth?" I said not expecting anyone to answer.

"That is thanks to me! If I didn't protect your soul you would be erased from existence!" I heard a voice. "Well..thank you but who are you? And where am I?" I asked the voice.

"I am what you people call ROB! Cool right? And you are in the VOID right now, souls like you rarely end up here! You should be honoured, ku-hahaha!" I heard the ROB speak as I thought to myself. 'Is this the cliche isekai thingy I read in novels?'

"Exactly! You are going to reincarnate with 3 wishes, the world you reincarnate to depends on your wishes." As I heard him I was filled with happiness. 'i can finally get in touch with the opposite sex and build my own harem like those main characters in novels!' I spoke internally.

"So? What are your wishes?" After thinking for awhile I spoke: "For my first wish, I want the second true magic of nasuverse." "I see wish granted." I was filled with joy as I told him my next wish: "I wish for an eternally adapting body." The ROB stayed silent for awhile and spoke "hmm, ok wish accepted."

"And for my final wish, I want a system." He deadpanned at me for a second and stayed silent, I felt a chill in my spine as I was waiting for him to respond.After a couple minutes he said: "You are gonna get a harem system. It makes people that was picked by the system fall for you and when they do, they become unkillable." I was happy with this, I don't need to protect those that I hold precious. As I was about to ask which world I was going to go to, he said something that shocked me.

"Well, your wishes were tolerable until you wished for a system, you see I have a bad opinion of those things. As for the world you will go to, we will spin a wheel to decide. So, pray that this is your happy day." I was terrified that he was gonna do something to me, but my worries were for nothing as he took out a wheel. I looked at the things written on the wheel. "Wait, why is there only Boku no Pico written on it?!"

"Because that's where you and your system will go, and no you can't travel to other universes." I heard him as I suddenly fainted.

-ROB POV-

"That guy won't have a good time there." I said as I watched the number on my hand go from 1 to 0. "Finally, I did it!" Now I can finally go destroy things and have fun! Maybe teach some people my ~Veldora Killing Arts~!

-Flashback-

"Oy Rimuru, I'm bored do you have anything to do?" I asked my sworn friend as he deadpanned at me. "Veldora I've been doing paperwork for years now! If you want to join me, go ahead!" I sighed. It's been several million years since my sworn friend and now younger brother came to my cave. "You are always doing paperwork, when was the last time you went with us (Milim and Ramiris) to another world?" I got ignored...Time to rant to his wife. "Hey Ciel, do you have anything fun to do?" I said as she smiled to me. "Go kill yourself." Rude... "I already did that, have anything else?"

"Hmm, you can go to another world like you always do." I thought for a second and replied: "I already went to every world you gave us permission to go to." I told her as she pretended to think for some time. 'Bet she is thinking about lewd thinks with Rimuru.' As I thought that her smile widened and her eyes started to glow. As I tried to run out of the room, she grabbed me by the neck and put me on a couch. 'Man, I'm in danger.'

"Well, there is this world that is filled with tradegy. I suppose I can let you go wild there. But on one condition." I listened to her as I was happy not to get sealed again. "I'm listening." I said as she continued. "You know the ROB that is reincarnating people in the "sacret texts" you read right?" After she said that, I know where this was going. "Yeah why?"

"I want you to reincarnate 1000 people and watch their journey to the end. After that I will give you the coordinates to that universe. Understood?" Knowing that I don't have another choice, I accepted. "Fine, you just want some alone time with Rimuru don't you? Won't you still be alone with him when you give me the coordinates?"

"Shut up and go!" She yelled and force teleported me into The VOID. "Man, this will take a long time. Not that I have anything to do." I sighed as I began spotting souls that somehow end up here.

-Flashback End-

I teleported myself to Rimuru's office to find Ciel. And to my surprise she wasn't here. 'Why isn't she here, she and Rimuru stayed in the office for years. Some people even think of Ciel as a decoration.' As I was thinking of where to find Ciel, Rimuru spoke to me. "If you want to find Ciel, you need to wait for some hours. She said that she were talking to the higher ups of the the multiverse she was going to send you to. Said something about telling them to not kill you."

I was honestly impressed, 'After I went out of the Cardinal World, Voice of The World stopped weakening me and let me out of the system. After that thanks to my Ultimate Skill Nyarlathoteph I became an "Outer God". After my evolution there weren't many that could fight me and now these "higher ups" could kill me?! ku-hahaha I'm in for a great adventure!'

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I'm making this fic for pure fun and will upload when I feel like it. Man I'm dead