269 Side Story 55: The Loli Brigade Grows Ever Stronger

Ein once again returned to the venue of the youth devil meeting and he saw his kids stuff their face in the food section. "Yare, it's like I'm not feeding them. Well, they're growing kids after all." He smiled at them.

"Growing kids? They already look like adults..." Bayonetta deadpanned at him and pointed at the loli brigade who were playing with Kanna. "That's how growing kids are supposed to look like you know?"

"Maa, maa, don't sweat the details. Of course my cute little children are still growing. Their age isn't even in the double digits." Ein nodded sagely and waved her logic off.

"Well, they are a bit immature. Except Shenlong and Vesta, the former is too serious, while the latter is a schemer already." Bayonetta analyzed the kids.

"Ein-nii! You're back!" Klee ran towards him and jumped at him, clinging to his thigh because she couldn't jump too high.

"Yes I am, what do you girls want to do?" He patted her head, Diona then gave Klee a jealous look. She rubbed her face on his thigh and purred.

"Daddy, can we play in your dimensional theme park?" Kunou wanted to burn the food they ate in order for them to gain more room for his desserts.

"Well, if you say so. Now that I think about it, Melusine and the others haven't been there. You make sure to guide the loli brigade with Ophis alright?" He patted her head and rubbed her ears a bit.

"Feel good?" Kanna looked at Kunou's pleased expression and she nodded. "Me too~" Kanna looked at Ein with a flat expression, but her eyes were sparkling.

"Of course, anything for the lolis." Ein patted her head too and gave her some electricity that made Kanna melt with a dopy face on.

"Hngh, don't grow up okay?" Ein smiled at the lolis and thought they were the cutest ever. "We won't master." Melusine replied and Atalanta frowned at him.

"A-are you a hidden lolicon?" Her eyes twitched and he pouted at her. "What the hell are you saying Atalanta? Lolita no touch!" Ramiel raised his arms to an x.

"But aren't you with aunt Teri?" Laplace raised a brow at him and he snorted. "Theresa is no loli, she's special. One in a million, legal loli." Ein nodded sagely.

"Our master really has diverse taste..." Artoria smiled wryly. "No matter, he loves women of all shapes and sizes, it is respectable." Morgan thought it would be easier to seduce him if that was the case, looking at her modest breasts then glaring at Artoria.

"What?" Artoria raised a brow at her while eating some fried chicken. "Does it go all to her breasts? Is it why her brain is underdeveloped?" Morgan mumbled and Artoria tilted her head in confusion.

"Oi! Mother, it isn't polite to talk about someone if they can't hear it. It is dishonorable!" Mordred chided her mother and Morgan frowned. "Is she really related to me? Maybe Artoria's genes are too strong?" Morgan sighed.

The knights didn't understand what she was insinuating and Ein pinched Morgan's cheeks. "Hey, no calling your sister and daughter idiots." He chided her and the blonde knights were outraged.

"What did you say!?" Artoria pointed her drumstick at Morgan and Mordred did an orz at her mother's betrayal.

Ein then smirked, watching the three quarrel with each other, it was pretty entertaining after all. "Umm, Ein-sama... About those mechas and gundams. Can you show me one?" Seekvaira Agares fidgeted while getting closer to him.

"Ahhh, no problem. But what are you gonna give in return?" He smiled at her and she froze. "Transporting them costs a lot you know? And you just wanna see them, we can't possibly shoulder the cost of that right?" Ein smirked.

"Ahhhh..." Seekvaira was speechless. She couldn't think of anything that she could give in return. "Master, you shouldn't bully the girl you know?" Arcueid felt a little bad towards her, just a little though.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm a businessman after all. I just can't resist making deals with people." Ein smiled sweetly and the devils thought he was like the perfect devil. Tempting people for their everything once they sign a contract with him.

"Sasuga Ein-sama. Truly a personage that the devils can look up to." Rias nodded at his actions and Sona agreed.

"W-what would you want Ein-sama?" Seekvaira of course wanted to see mechas that are functional. It would be blasphemy if she didn't even try to sell even herself not to get a glimpse of them.

"Seek-chan's over, she got jebaited." Rias shook her head and sighed, praying for her friend who'll most likely end up in his harem.

"Hmm, how about you teach my loli brigade some time magic? Melusine doesn't know it and Ophis doesn't really teach magic." Ein thought about it and making them a bit stronger won't hurt in the long run.

"Really!? Thank you very much! Guhehehe~ then can I please see one of them?" Seekvaira drooled and was really stoked to fulfill her dreams.

"I'll do you one better." He gave her a gunpla miniature and she stared at it, tilting her head in confusion.

"That can change into its full size, fully functional too. I really like your enthusiasm, play with it well." He patted her head and Seekvaira's eyes went wide.

"Ein-sama... This Seekvaira Agares is indebted to you for life!" Seekvaira checked her new gundam and giggled like a little girl.

"Ugh, no fair... Can't he give me something too?" Rias was green with envy, seeing Seekvaira's courageous attempt at a trade result in her getting a live gundam that she could bring anywhere.

"Why don't you ask too?" Sona slapped her on the back and Rias frowned. "That's the problem... I don't know what he'll want in return..." Rias frowned heavily and couldn't count on his unpredictableness.

"I suggest you don't. Or you might pay for it with your honor and dignity." Atalanta whispered to her and she squeaked. "W-what do you mean?" Rias put a hand on her chest and breathed in deeply to calm herself down.

"H-he... Not him really, but Arcueid and Vill-sama released videos of me." Atalanta blushed heavily and her tail wagged left and right. "V-videos? Porn!?" Sona shouted out.

"No! It was a video of him brushing my fur... The fellow servants won't let me forget it too." Atalanta sighed and they still tease her about it. Especially if she was entering her big sister mode when chiding the other servants.

Arcueid just let them do what they want after all even though she's their enforcer. She only moves when they do something that will make Ein look bad or something.

"Ohh, this? You were pretty cute there Atalanta." Ein showed it to Rias and Sona and he patted Atalanta, making her purr unconsciously. "Nyaa! Nya! Nya! You can't watch that!" Atalanta noticed a bit too late.

"So cute, Atalanta-san... You think I can brush your hair and tail?" Sona fixed her glasses, still cool and collected. But her eyes showed her desire to spoil the cat woman.

"Hell no!" Atalanta yelled and she blushed, thinking that's only for her master. "What a shame, I'd bet Atalanta-san's hair and fur must be super soft." Rias shrugged.

"You bet it is, she's super fluffy. She won't lose to Yasaka you know? Though Yasaka does beat her in volume." Ein rubbed Atalanta's tail.

"Wait... Did you just compare our boobs!?" Atalanta glared at him and Ein pinched her nubs. "No, it's about your fur. And I haven't told you this. But flat is justice, medium is premium, and large contain the dreams and hopes of men." Ein groped her and Atalanta squeaked.

Bayonetta laughed at his antics. "Stop embarrassing the poor girl. Look, she's gonna faint from your little touch."

Atalanta passed out from the embarrassment and Ein gave her to Artoria. "Well, I have to let her know the wisdom of chests. Every boob has their own charm." Ein stroked a nonexistent beard.

"You know, you'd sound really wise if you weren't talking about tits." Bayonetta chuckled. "I am an unparalleled expert that has sampled the best tits there are. Umu, my knowledge is profound indeed. From Fu Hua's completely flat buds, to Aponia and Vill-v's melons that contain the future of mankind."

A crack in space then opened up and someone tried to smack him. "What did you say? Can you say it to my face?" Fu Hua appeared and her eyes were twitching.

"I have said my piece, this expert's knowledge is only the truth. Though your slightly engorged ones when you were pregnant and just gave birth has a certain charm too. Want to get pregnant again Fu Hua?" He completely changed the topic, using the forbidden technique.

"W-wha? Shuddup. I demand reparations later, hmph." Fu Hua teleported back and Ein smirked at the men who were whipped by their wives. "That's how it's done pussies."

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After the youth devil meeting, Ein had to return the loli brigade to Teyvat and he felt the return of certain people to the world via a space ship.

"Hmmm? They're back huh?" Ein went to Teyvat to welcome the returnees. They landed at the grasslands outside of Mondstadt because it was pretty big there.

"What's up? How did you girls do?" Ein smiled at them and they looked more mature. They've learned a lot in 40k. Especially Jean, Eula, Yanfei, and Ningguang.

Hu tao looked like she was really satisfied as well. Sending millions upon millions of souls to the afterlife.

"Hello, Ein. It was in one word, bountiful." Ningguang smiled at him and was pleased in trying to conquer multiple star systems with logistics and business.

"Ein." Shenhe walked up to him and gave him a bone breaking hug. "Ohh, I missed you too. Good work out there." He patted her head.

"It was interesting there Ein, so many races that we conquered. Not just the space elves." Ei thought that change really is the path to get eternal prosperity. Seeing the success of their operations in assimilating other races to their planets.

"Good, I'm glad you girls had fun." Ein kissed them on the forehead. "How about you Eula? I thought you'd be getting some human resources there?"

Eula nodded and she was letting Jean handle their transfer to Mondstadt so they can start rebuilding her noble clan. "Jean will be helping me for it... I swear that my vengeance towards you will be completed." Eula was thankful for him allowing that.

"Such a tsundere still, come on. Let's have a nice feast." Ein prepared a feast for them and they decided to go and celebrate in Inazuma.

"How about you Yelan? Was it as thrilling as you hoped for?" Ein patted her head and she grinned at him. "Oh it was, thanks for that. I really felt like a hero!" Yelan smiled, remembering the people they poached from hive worlds and giving them a nice life in their controlled planets.

"It was kinda nice." Rosaria commented on the side and thought their thanks kind of made her feel good.

"Come on, let's drink until you guys pass out." He smiled and led them to the party, the two were kind of recluse after all.

"Ein-sama, Ei, welcome back." Makoto welcomed them. "Umu, we're back Makoto." Ein kissed her forehead and she smiled pleasantly.

"Ei contacted me that she'll be returning home with everyone, I guess you felt their return? I invited Morax, Barbatos, and Kusanali here to Inazuma, I hope it's fine with you." Makoto informed him.

"It's fine yeah, let's just wait for them to arrive then." Ein nodded at her and he prepped some barbecue for them, it was a pretty good party food after all.

The first one to arrive to the party is of course Venti, the anemo archon. The femboy smelled alcohol from miles away and he was already at the kegs of wine.

"Yare yare, Barbatos didn't even greet you Ein-sama... Should we kill him?" Makoto and Ei glared at Venti who was trying to drown himself in wine.

"Haha, let's just strip him off his clothes later and throw him at the middle of Inazuma when he gets drunk." Ein smirked and the twins went wide eyed at his devious plan. They then smiled maliciously. "Oi, Kujou Sara. Inform Inazuma that they will be witnessing a glorious sight later." Ei ordered and the tengu bowed.

"Hoh? You'll even increase the people? I like how you think." Ein rubbed his hands and thought of seeing it later. And capture it in full HD.

"Ei-sama, Makoto-sama. Nahida-sama has arrived, but there's a child that came with her that she did not intend to bring along." A miko informed them and they went to Kusanali.

"I... I'm not a suspicious person! I swear!" A loli wearing shades and has pink hair was being detained by guards.

"Nahida, hello. Who's this loli with you? Your friend?" Ein patted her head and gave her some weed infused brownies. "Ahhh, her? I don't know." Nahida tilted her head like Qiqi.

"A stalker?" Ein raised a brow and the girl started sweating. "No! I'm the greatest merchant in the world, Dori! That is until you arrived!" She pointed at Ein like he was her enemy. (pic)

"What's with this sassy lost child?" Ein thought she must be high or something. She was caught following Kusanali, the dendro archon. And she entered Inazuma which is a dictatorship by the Raiden Shogun without permission.

"Should we execute this child Ein-sama?" Ei who turned even more ruthless in 40k suggested and Dori squeaked. "Hiee! P-please don't kill me!" The girl now understood her place, seeing multiple archons in the area.

"Hmm, I guess killing a curious kid will be too much. Why were you tailing Nahida anyways kiddo?" Ein asked and Dori sighed in relief.

"I... I gained information that she will be meeting up with the other archons. My greed led me to follow her in order to learn more about the archons and possibly strike a deal for my company!" Dori spilled the beans.

"I see, then as your punishment. I'll assimilate your company." Ein smiled at her sweetly and she wanted to complain. But the pressure from his smile made her choke her words.

"You'll be working very hard, Dori-chan. Klee, Qiqi, Diona, Sayu. She will be the wallet of the loli brigade, say thank you okay? Ask her anything and she'll give it to you for free. Isn't she nice?" Ein introduced the newest member of the loli brigade.

"Wai! Really? Then I can make more bombs!" Klee's terrorist tendencies will surely bring more headaches for Jean and Lisa.

"Hoh? Then she can procure fish! Lots of them?" Diona's eyes glittered. "How about coconuts milku?" Qiqi tilted her head with a flat face. "Hmmm, I guess I can get some more ninja tools and futons?" Sayu thought about what she wanted.

"Ugh... This is the worst..." Dori drew the short end of the stick and it hurt her physically and mentally. She's a little greedy money grubber after all, her saying in life is Mora is justice.

"You can try and ask Rex Lapis over there to form you more Mora." Ein pointed at Zhongli who was drinking calmly with Xiao and Azhdaha.

"W-what!? Really, the archon or Mora is here!?" Dori got excited and stared hard at Morax. "Where do you think Mora came from? It's from Morax of course." Ein chuckled and she ran towards them with fervor.

"Kukuku~ Another loli to my collection. The brigade grows, and so does its influence." Ein smirked and was pleased with the addition of the rich loli that bolstered the brigade's financial wealth. Diona and Klee were the richest amongst them. But they burn through money too fast.

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Thanks for reading everyone, I missed this a bit. Though I would like to say not to keep your hopes up. Ciao.