Chapter 11: Fu Hua: "Vegetable field! My fruits and peaches! Where—!"

[Editor's note: Incoming silly chapter.]

To Kiana and Bronya who was watching from afar, it was as if they merely blinked for a second. And the next thing they saw was Mei being sent flying back.

Kiana shouted in disbelief, "Hmm? Eh? Mei-senpai! She was suddenly blown away! Impossible!"

"Mei-senpai!"

However, as the gentleman he was, Xuan quickly flashed in front of her, breaking her fall by holding her in a princess carry.

"How does it feel for your consciousness to be attacked directly by the human you looked down on?"

Xuan's lips curled up as he stared at Mei—no, he stared directly at the Herrscher of Thunder's consciousness.

After taking blows from an Incarnated Herrscher like Senti, she was already weak, however, Xuan wouldn't do that.

 Mei would need help from it in the near future, that's a given. "So, how was the dance? Did you enjoy it?"

The Herrscher of Thunder, feeling her consciousness slowly sinking, wanted to vomit blood, but she couldn't do anything other than stare at him angrily.

"You... Damn... Human!"

Uttering this last sentence, her consciousness went back into hibernation. The Third Honkai Eruption was resolved by Fu Xuan in this simple yet strange way.

As the Herrscher of Thunder fell unconscious, the cloudy sky dissipated.

"After all, I'm still one step ahead!" Fu Xuan raised his head to look up at the sky, the dazzling sunlight shining on his feminine face as he put Mei down.

"You...." Kiana weakly came over, her body bruised from all those lightnings she withstood. But then seeing the proud face on the boy's face, her lips twitched.

And for some strange reason, he seemed familiar.

"Me? I'm just a passing Kamen Rider." Fu Xuan gave her a thumbs up, with a light smile, before jumping off the rooftop.

....

....

An unsuspecting massive Honkai beast strolled leisurely on the ground.

Suddenly, it felt an absurd weight pressing down on it.

No matter how much it pondered, it couldn't have imagined that someone would fall from the sky.

Fu Xuan patted the head of the Honkai Beast under his feet, signaling it to be careful in the next life, to avoid wandering around the floor, and perhaps try its luck in winning the lottery this time.

The Honkai beast that fell victim to Xuan still emitted a weak roar. If it could speak, it might have said: "The quintessence of Shenzhou is truly remarkable."

To prevent the Honkai Beast from suffering any longer, Fu Xuan dispatched it with a single punch, displaying his conscientious nature.

[Editor's note: Didn't really translate all this, I have to leave some brain rot for y'all, you know. And more is en route.]

After some time, Xuan broke into a all Nagazora banks and a few shops, salvaging all he could find around the city.

With his Pseudo-Herrscher physique and Senti helping him, both amassed the remaining riches, items, and materials from the entire city and stored them in their system space.

They also took care of the remaining Honkai Beasts rampaging about.

Xuan even borrowed one of Senti's weapons, her blade, and used it to dispatch the remaining Honkai Beasts in Kiana's and Mei's way.

From the shadows.

Xuan watched as both females acquainted themselves with a silver-haired girl named Bronya, forming the trio familiar and loved by every Honkai Impact 3rd player from his previous world.

With a relieved expression, he was certain the timeline was still on its right path.

As the sun almost set, the sky turning orange, the Hyperion, a huge airship, hovered around the airspace of Nagazora.

Xuan, observing from the shadows, watched as the three got acquainted with Murata Himeko, a red-haired woman with a satisfactory figure.

"Hmm.... I see," Xuan muttered sagely, his gaze fixed on one particular spot.

Ignoring that, after a few conversations between them, he watched them being enveloped by a beam of light, presumably being transported onto the Hyperion.

Within seconds, the battleship departed.

'Xuan, Xuan, Xuan! Follow them!' Senti suddenly screamed in his head, interrupting his satisfaction at watching them depart.

"Why?" Xuan questioned.

'Why are you asking? Have you forgotten our agreement?!'

"Ah... this," Xuan muttered, nodding, borrowing Senti's weapon case. He stepped on it, causing the case to levitate in mid-air as he followed behind the Hyperion.

...

...

Arriving at St. Freya, Xuan beheld the grandeur before him, a campus teeming with young women. 'Women and children are crawling everywhere like maggots?!'

"Ayoo?"

Ignoring Senti, who was tweaking out and already devising a plan on how to rob Fu Hua, Xuan continued admiring the school.

"It is worthy of being a school funded and built by Otto," Xuan muttered, though he wasn't jealous.

Despite having hundreds of millions in cash and gold in his system space, his wealth couldn't compare to Shicksal's funding, but he was okay with the hundreds of millions he had amassed.

"Do you remember where Hua's dorm is?"

'Hmm.... Let me see.... That way.' Xuan followed the path pointed out by Senti, Xuan occasionally glancing around as he walked.

He'd encounter groups of young and beautiful Valkyries who greeted him enthusiastically, and he responded to each one before waving his hand and leaving.

"Ah~ this is heaven!" Xuan muttered seeing all the Valkyries with beautiful appearance along the way, which was quite a feast for his eyes.

'Can't believe you're lusting after a young school girl's body.'

"Ayoo? No! Unlike Hua, I'm still a teenager. Literally. I'm still a young boy in his prime!"

'Bah!' The Herrscher of Sentience scoffed at her partner.

But back to the matters at hand. They had already arrived in front of Hua's dorm.

"No need to look further. This is definitely her dorm." Xuan looked at the simple and unpretentious dormitory, the vegetable patches neatly arranged in the surrounding fields.

There was absolutely no mistake.

This is Hua's dorm.

"Alright, how should we break in." While Xuan knew this was wrong on several levels, he had already promised Senti he'd accompany her.

As expected, the damn door was locked. The windows too were locked. Walking to the vegetable patch, Xuan was trying to find a way to break in.

But he soon gave up on trying to break in.

Instead, he left it to Senti; as a consciousness, she could phase through the wall without any trouble.

That aside, he decided to steal vegetables from the fields instead. As he dug into the earth, the passing Valkyries noticed their squad leader, "Fu Hua," hard at work and decided to lend a hand.

"You guys are helping me like this.... If Fu Hua knows about it, wouldn't she be angry with you all?" Fu Xuan looked at them exasperatedly, his mouth wide open.

"Squad leader, aren't you Fu Hua?"

"Huh? Yeah!"

With the help of the Valkyries, Fu Hua's vegetable field was successfully plundered, with not even a leaf spared.

Xuan waved to the departing Valkyries to thank them, and they waved back in return. "What a group of helpful Valkyries! If Fu Hua knows about this, I'm afraid she would vomit blood, hahaha!!"

Storing the vegetables in the system space, Xuan laughed before mentally reaching out to the Herrscher of Sentience.

'What are you doing, be fast!'

'Chill, chill, the damn clothes—'

'Just hurry up. I can feel her close by.'

'Fine, I'm coming, I'm coming!'

Senti phased out of the window leading to the veggie field, holding a bag in hand.

She could have kept the clothes in the system space, but she decided to physically pack them into a bag just because.

"Are you done?"

"Yeah... Let's get out before she comes."

"Bet."

—— Some time later——

A voice echoed through St. Freya's College, frightening the birds nearby with its intensity. "Vegetable field! My fruits and peaches! Where—!"

"—No! Who did this!!!!!!"

Fu Hua, just returned from boxing practice in the training room, knelt on the ground, trembling, and scooped up soil in her hands, shouting in distress.

Fu Xuan, already departed, heard a scream from behind, followed by an angry shout. He scratched his ear, looking back. "Is the vegetable field really that important?"

After regaining her composure, Fu Hua hurriedly went into her room, only to find it in disarray as well.

She clenched her fists, her expression grim. "Don't let me catch you!"

After tidying up the room, she went to her closet and saw that there was no one left of her clothes in the closet.

Her face immediately turned red, she didn't know whether she should be angry or ashamed, maybe both.

It wasn't long after that Fu Hua received a call from the security room to get the clothes she left there. Of course she was stunned.

But she hurried to the security room at the school gate, and then saw the bags on the ground, and determined that they were the ones that were stolen.

"Do you know who put the clothes here?"

When Fu Hua saw her stolen things appear in the security room, she slammed the table with both hands, startling the security guard sitting on the chair for a second there.

"You brought them here yourself," the security guard replied calmly, taking a sip from the teapot before continuing nonchalantly.

"Me?" Fu Hua pointed at herself.... lost.

...

...

That, she couldn't wrap her head around, but regardless of that.

The hatred of the destruction of the vegetable field, Fu Hua couldn't just let it go, so she asked the security guard to check the surveillance camera.

And what she saw.... made her question life.

She saw "Fu Hua" and a group of Valkyries digging vegetables in her vegetable fields, and then the girls left, and then the bag this "Fu Hua" was holding suddenly disappeared.

On the next feed, "Fu Hua" appeared in the security room, and threw a bag with clothes there, from there, he approached the school gate and disappeared.

"—!?"

The heck was this?

Fu Hua's chest tightened with an indescribable heaviness, as if she wanted to vomit three liters of blood, yet couldn't.

She could only grimace with a constipated expression while staring at the screen, watching "herself" on the screen and the Valkyrie waving goodbye to each other and leaving.

It was then she fell into confusion about this person who looked the same as herself.

Could it be that Otto cloned her?

That wasn't farfetched.

But Otto wouldn't use a clone of her to do this!

In the end, after thinking about it for a short time, she dispelled her thought with a frustrated, yet angry sigh.

And at the same moment.

Both Xuan and Sentience were watching her movements in the security room with a tab, connected to a mini camera he implanted inside the security room with Senti's help, and sure enough—

"Hahahahahahahaha!"

"I can't... I can't... Hahahaha."

The Herrscher of Sentience dropped on the ground as she wheezed while Xuan simply looked at Fu Hua with a complicated gaze through the tab.

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[Editor's Note]:

I lost braincells doing this one, that's why some Chinese sentences are there. I personally think it's funnier if I leave it the Chinese, I don't just know, it's funnier if it's written their way.