Note

1. This novel is a work of fiction, so if there's pigs that fly without being tossed in the air and witches cackling over a caldron, you know why.

2. There will be 2-3 chapters a day, and more, depending on the author's schedule.

[*Wink* *Wink* I heard from a little birdie hat powerstone milestones like top 5, 10, 20, or 50 can earn larger mass release than normal ;)]

And without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to buckle up for one hell of a crazy, wild, and overly sexy ride!