Scottish Balance 5

"…Well, I'd be happy with just you, but repopulating an entire clan, is a bit much for one woman, no matter how amazing," Yarden replied, "And it's kind of standard fair for devils to have harems, expected even."

Irina sighed, "…Yeah, I know that, the church was very thorough in explaining to us that fact, especially the perverts that want to snatch holy maidens like me up for their weird fetishes," she replied before pouting at him, "You sound just like Issei now, he just kept going on about my boobs yesterday when we agreed to team up and talking to that other pawn guy about having a harem."

"Hyoudou wouldn't know the first thing to do with tits as amazing as yours," Yarden was quick to shoot that down, "He should talk to Gremory and the Twilight Healing girl about their obvious feelings for him before talking about a harem. Frankly, he just doesn't have the ability to handle one."

While Issei was in general, an alright guy, a good guy even, sans his tendency to partake in activities that would usually get him locked up as a sex offender - he simply wasn't an impressive guy, not at all. If he wasn't wrong, then Issei should still be reeling from Raynare killing him and afraid of love betraying him and all that nonsense.

The fact he fell in love with Raynare over a single god damn date, proved how much of a sad simp he really was to be honest, and letting that single betrayal of a girl he instantly fell for because of her tits, dictate such a major part of his life was only pathetic. He'd never have gotten anywhere in life without Ddraig, honestly, he would have probably gotten expelled from Kuoh right quick if Rias and co didn't pick up on him having a Sacred Gear.

"…And you can handle it?" Irina asked, surprisingly calmly.

"I told you, I'm just built different from Hyoudou," Yarden shrugged before sighing. He placed the Twice Critical on the bed beside Irina and took one of her hands in between his gently and looked up into her eyes, "Look, I know this is fast, beyond fast even, but we live in a world that simply lacks common sense, the rules are different here. But, I don't want to rush you or make you jump into something you'll regret, if you don't want to, that's fine me, I won't think any less of you or anything like that, honestly, it's probably the smart thing really." he explained to her with a soft smile, to convey that he really did feel as he said.

He just had so much shit to take care of in the upcoming future, that rushing through this kind of thing was the best option for him to get what he wanted in the end.

For a moment, either said anything and just stared into each others eyes.

Irina's cheeks got progressively more red in the face of his gentle and honest words, her heart pounding a mile minute, "W-well, it's not like God didn't let his followers have more than one wife in the past, l-like Solomon!" she stuttered, extracting her hand from his grasp and picking up the ebony gauntlet sitting on the bed beside her, "…And I already agreed to your plans and stuff last night, just because things sped up a bit already isn't any reason to b-back out y'know?" she added bashfully, ducking her gaze away from his own to avoid his eyes.

Irina was such a good girl! It's no wonder his eyes were on her.

Standing up, the naked Scotsman cupped the chin of the naked Japanese girl and gently turned her face back around to look at him, and then he pressed his lips to hers.

Irina's eyes widened and she let the gauntlet fall out of her grasp, her arms automatically going up and curling around his neck and she surprised him, by being the one to deepen the kiss, her tongue slipping into his mouth in search of his own.

She gave a small squealing moan as he wrapped his arms around her full, soft waist and lifted her up into the air, and on instinct, she wrapped her long, shapely, toned legs around his own midsection, his 'True Longinus' pressing tightly against her core, her large, soft breasts squishing into his chest, his hands slid down from her waist to cup her full, bubbly ass cheeks and his fingers sank into them greedily.

Irina was a hell of a curvy girl, with a toned, yet soft and luscious body, and quite a bit taller than the average Asian lady, being five feet four.

When Irina pulled back from the kiss nearly two minutes later, there was a long, obscene line of saliva still connecting their mouths, her face was completely flushed and her gorgeous eyes were half lidded with desire as she panted deeply, "…I…I could get used to that." her lips twitched up.

"So?" Yarden asked, smiling at her, doing his level best to resist just throwing her down on that large hotel bed and absolutely railing her silly until her lovely ass left a permanent imprint in the mattress.

"..Yeah…okay, I'll marry you." she giggled.

Fucking hell, they were such teenagers, weren't they?

"What about joining my peerage?" he decided to ask as well, to get it out of the road, "I think you'd fit one of my Knight pieces pretty well, and it'll be a big help in you getting stronger."

"That's fine," Irina actually surprised him by agreeing instantly, "I prepared myself to say yes after last night." she explained when he gave her a confused look.

Ah. She had such strong resolve, huh?

"Besides, as you said before, the devils are joining up with heaven soon aren't they? I won't be on an opposite side of heaven for long, and like you said as well, just because I'll be a devil doesn't mean I can't believe in god either," Irina smiled brightly at him, then tightening her arms around his neck to keep herself balanced she looked over her shoulder at the gauntlet on the bed, "Though, what is that? Kind of weird to be an engagement gift, right?"

"It's a Twice Critical." Yarden answered easily enough.

Irina whipped around and stared at him wide eyed, "…You're giving me a Sacred Gear as an engagement gift!?" she spluttered, taking it as seriously as Serafall had when he gifted her one, "That's so sweet!" the twin tailed older girl brought her head back around and snatched his lips up with her own, initiating another kiss, this time on her own. And my, was she a fast learner.

….Sacred Gears really were a big deal huh, even the 'weak' ones.

"...Wait, when did you get your evil pieces, I thought you were waiting on the Leviathan getting back to you?" Irina pulled back after a moment of tongue wrestling and asked, confused.

"Eeeeeeh!?" her scream of shock echoed throughout the room a moment later when he explained to her what happened while she was sleeping.