Keeping it going (If that even makes since)

The following is what Siri ,autocorrect( or whatever the heck is) thinks is what is the story:

I don't think she has seen the one yet but I think I have her mom and her sister in law school or he is just going out and she said that I was going out and then I told ya what she said that I didn't know that I didn't have her name lol I just got a call from my phone and I didn't want her texting her and I didn't want her texting her and I didn't know that I didn't want to him I didn't want her to be texting me she was like that she said that I didn't know what if y'all didn't know that I didn't want to him I just say I was like that I didn't know that she didn't know what about it and I didn't know what if she was going out and then I told ya she didn't want me texting him or anything but I told her mom I was like she said that I was going out and she was going out and I didn't know what if she didn't know she didn't answer me she didn't want me texting him or texting her texting him and then I told ya I told him that I didn't want her texting me texting her mom she was like oh I didn't want to him and I didn't want to her I told her mom I was like oh.