Jack:yo zero
Zero: eh?
Jack: I think it's time I became the pirate god.
Zero: okay I guess?
Jack: let's sail to the north blue to get that crown!
Zero: okay.
5 hours later
Zero:we are here I guess we have to kill the man but first we have to find him..
Jack: Found him.
Zero: how the hell did you find him so quick?
Jack: I sensed him. Now old man let's fight
Richard.!
Richard: No.
Jack: WHY NOT?!?
Richard: fine
(They fight fight fight)
(Jack is winning but then Richard goes all out but Jack destroyed him)
Jack: that was easy I didn't even need to use the rumble rumble gem.
Jack: why did you even fake your death
Richard: because I knew the real one would come...
Jack: welp bye bye you lost I'm the pirate Lord!!!