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Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!

Author-san here! Well, I know you're all here for some adventure, so don't worry. I've got you covered! (^0^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly lean back into your seats and read away!  Of course, don't forget to check out my other books: •I'm The King Of Technology. •Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? •And finally: 'In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park.' You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Well, that's enough of that. So back to the synopsis! ...... What to do? Ji Feng suddenly found himself in the body of a youngster named Wolfram Lockhart, the son of the deceased village head. Okay. So he transmigrated. That, he could live it.  But please... Can anyone tell him why he transmigrated with such a crazy system by his side? [Host, it looks like your uncle is heading your way. Hahahhahaha~... Host, you're about to get butchered. This is fun to watch!] '_' [Host, host, where are you going? So what if you're as weak as a chicken? Come on, dive into the battle. What's the worst that can happen?] '_' [Wait! Host, where are you doing? The battlefield is that way! Host! Host! Host!.. Dammit! What a waste of heavenly popcorn!] (:T^T:) .... One boy, one unbelievable system.  Ji Feng... No!... Wolfram Lockhart... now found himself in the strange world of Grandia, starting from the weakest level ever... A mortal! In this world of palladium, Sky ranking abilities, and Creatures of myths and legends, Wolfram only had one domain from it all.  With his head to the heavens and his little man out of his pants, he was quick to spray his fluid while raining uncountable curses at them.  Why? Why in God's name did they send him a Suicidal system?

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Are You In, Or Out?

Cure anything?

Benjamin's eyes glistened like stars when looking at the mysterious-looking object the stranger held.

Although it looked enticing, it did look too fat for consumption. 

'Is father's mouth that big enough to swallow it whole? What about mother? Will it be able to pass through her neck pipe?

Don't blame Benjamin for being doubtful. 

From what he knew, medicinal goods were to be swallowed, gulped down or crushed and rubbed on a wound. 

Again, he has never seen a bar of soap in his life, nor has he ever heard of one existing before.

But with how hard looking it was, he didn't think it could be crushed like leaves and rubbed on his father and mother's injury. 

So the only other way medicinal goods can be taken is by swallowing it down or cooking and drinking it like soup, right?

(?~?)

But soon, another thought flashed through his head. 

Yes, how could he forget?