A U T H O R'S N O T E

Hey there Beautiful Ladies and Handsome Gentlemen!!!

You may address me as Alien, My Lord, Supreme Good Looking Dark Master (Okay LoL, my invisible friends smackerelled me for that one) or just plain ol' Lord Alien will do. I come from the lands of weird and weirder and since I was too amazing at being weird there, I approached Earth, a Planet that isolated the Weird Ones.

I have two very simple motives for my arrival (Mass alien invasion and worldwide destruction are postponed due to technical issues, so unfortunately your world is safe for now):

=} To get people to accept their inner weirdness and flaws disregarding whatever those Puny Immoral Mortal think, 'Cause Love, y'all beautiful just the way you are and if 'Others' can't accept that, lemme be your accepting 'Others'. Or I could always clobber you up and stuff you in my Closet till you accept my services and boost your self confidence.

=} To write my Alien A** out (Come on Karl no cursing, there're kids here too). I love writing so imma write till I drop dead on my spaceship's floor that's probably never seen your humanly cleaning products because I'm not just an Alien, but an extremely broke Alien (You're free to comment and vote on my chapters because your love makes me feel like a Reech Beach).

A Few Things You Should Probably Know

1) I'm no God that dropped out from the sky (Last one I heard of was Apollo and even he had some major drawbacks I must say), So don't expect some top class writing that can rival the Top Best Selling Writers in the world. I'm still young. I'm still learning. I might have a bad writing style according to your tastes or I might actually be good at what I do. Borderline of I'm trying to say : I'm a learner in many ways. I make mistakes. Everyone does. So please have mercy *hides in Closet* with your comments.

(But don't forget to Comment, it gives me Life. Votes come second to me since I can't read your joy, sorrow, anger or need-to-clobber-author-because-of- kind of mood swings in some button you tap on, but please do vote, I feel loved)

2) I call everyone I shall clobber into my closet a 'Weirdo', because it's cool (Me being the first and only one to enter so far LoL). Might make it my fandom, If I ever get famous that is one day (Karl stop laughing, lets be optimistic, we've talked about this)

3) Karl's my invisible friend.

That will be all. Let us now explore the closet!