10 Ladies and Gentlemen... my tooth hurts
A/N: Before I start this chapter, I'm going to take a vote.
The vote is about Ophis, first of all, I'm disgusted by the Lolicon mentality, it's a disease. And I have no interest in a child's body.
So, should Helel kill Ophis, or should he turn her into his pet?
Kill Ophis:
[Yes]
[No]
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Chapter 10.
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Uhh. My day is totally ruined.
You might ask yourself, how has your day been ruined?
You have a sexy, cuddly, diabolical woman in your arms.
You have a sexy, cold secretary who treats you like a piece of garbage at any moment.
And a harem of maids.
Isn't that every man's dream?
Minutes ago...
...Lucy doubted my cerebral abilities.
My day is over.
666 end this world.
I can't live any longer.
"Rias Gremory's virginity belongs to me!!!
A cunt shouted.
Everyone's eyes turned to the brown-haired boy.
A red gauntlet with a green jewel was on his arm.
''Hyoudou Issei, Emperor Boobs - Level 49.''
My eyes turned gold...
Issei gave his heart to Ddraig instead of his arm.
I used [The Eye of Horus] to find that out.
On the other hand, Riser was much stronger...
''Riser Phenex - Level 148.''
Yeah ~ He's very strong.
There's definitely no way Issei can beat him.
Was that a flag? Nah, impossible.
But I wonder how Issei managed to get in here? Akeno and Yuuto are no longer here to help him.
There are also guards outside.
''...It really happened.''
I heard Lucy mutter.
She glanced at me, her red eyes trying to see through me.
I blinked at her.
By the way...
A considerable proportion of the Devils present at this wedding party are nobles and aristocrats.
They don't take kindly to the presence of a 'Plebeian' who invades the celebration and claims the virginity of a noble lady.
Thus, all the Devils cast glances full of murderous intent towards Emperor Boobs.
''Who is that bastard?
''...Disgusting trash.'' Said a young lady wearing a fan.
''Guards, get that man out of here!
A commotion was taking place.
These people of noble birth wouldn't be quiet with a person of low birth like Hyoudou Issei shouting like he owned the place...
However...
'Ah, he exists...' I thought to myself, 'I totally forgot he existed...'
After killing Akeno, Yuuto, and Gasper, I had totally lost interest in the existence of the Protagonist and the Heroine.
Fuck the plot, nobody cares.
Uhh. My day is getting worse and worse.
"I challenge Riser Phenex to a duel!
Proclaimed Emperor Boobs, apparently unaware that the circumstances were not in his favor.
''I refuse...'' Riser spoke calmly.
...I was shocked.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
My eyes searched the crowd for a specific face.
Sis-Con also looked astonished.
Sirzechs, you're certainly not much help....
But my question was answered: it was Sis-Con who helped him.
''Aren't you a real man to accept it?!'' shouted Issei.
''Yes, I'm more of a man than you... but I have no real reason to accept your duel... Rias Gremory is mine.''
Damn.
I wish I'd brought some popcorn.
This is better than Indian movies.
''...Damn, I should have brought popcorn.'' Lucy muttered.
Our thoughts are totally the same.
We really are a great couple.
Fortunately, our show isn't over yet, and Sis-Con has decided to get directly involved.
''Cough! Cough! ...Riser-kun, why don't you accept? You've got nothing to lose. Says Sirzechs.
''...Exactly, I have nothing to lose. But I have nothing to gain either. Replied Riser, he really does sound like a businessman now.
Bruh!
Who is this guy?
Super Chad Riser!
It's not possible that Riser is so smart.
I think the death of his little sister may have been the catalyst for this.
In the end, all the glory belongs to me.
But if I only used 1% of my brain to think about the situation.
Riser refused because his Queen was killed, and his [Peerage] must be severely weakened.
My cause...
...In the end, I really was the catalyst for all this, wasn't I?
The death of Yubelluna and Ravel made Riser stronger.
Very strong.
Hyoudou Issei didn't look very strong.
The riser will simply crush that in a 1v1 fight.
Issei is still the Protagonist, how far does his plot armor go?
And I still haven't seen Rias to gauge his strength.
I suppose I need to get stronger too.
It seems that the 'World' is adapting to my strengths.
I already have a plan in mind, first, to level up, I need a lot of Experience points.
So why not go after Ophis?
She seems like she'd give me a lot of Exp.
Besides, I have this thing in my inventory...
[Dragon Slaying Sword]
- Rarity: S+
- Attack: 9.999
Description: A two-handed sword made exclusively to slay dragons.
- All stats +30%
- All stats +20% when attacking.
- 'Dragon Slayer': Deals 400% more damage against Dragons, Drakes and Wyverns. Etc.
- 'Armor Destroyer': Ignores 40% of Armor.
- 'Greater Penetration': Penetration increases drastically.
I wanted a spear, but a sword will do.
Someone pulled at my clothes.
I turned my head to Lucy, she had a cheerful smile on her face.
"Do you think Riser Phenex will accept this duel? She asked with a mischievous smile.
''Maybe... If he has something to gain.'' I replied.
"You've already thought of something, haven't you? Lucy said.
"Tell me, what would you do if you were Riser in this situation?" (Lucy)
Our eyes met.
I smiled.
''Why would I accept a duel with a commoner? Especially when I have nothing to gain from it?'' (Helel)
''Yes~ Yes~ But what if you could get something out of it?'' (Lucy)
''I'll make Sis-Con owe me 10 Favors.'' (Helel)
''He probably wouldn't accept that...'' (Lucy)
''I'll use the fact that there's a big audience watching us. He'll probably accept it in front of so many people... But after that, he'll pull me into a private room and make me lower the amount of Favors or use his position to pressure me.'' (Helel)
''Yes, I expected that...'' (Lucy)
''In the end, he would owe me 5 Favors, and I could ask for them at any time.'' (Helel)
I interrupted my thoughts for a moment.
Where is Lala?
I longed to see that impassive face and that look of disdain.
Silence hung between us.
Lucy and I simply watched the spectacle before us.
However, we weren't the only ones: many people at the party found it amusing, so no one was willing to intervene.
That's when Sirzechs approached Riser, sensing an opportunity to persuade him to accept Issei's challenge.
With a confident expression, Sirzechs began the conversation.
''Riser-kun, have you thought about the possibilities this duel could offer?'' Sirzechs teased, maintaining a friendly tone.
Riser frowned. ''I see no reason to accept a duel with that plebeian. It would only cause confusion.''
Sirzechs smiled as if sharing a secret: ''What if I told you there was something valuable to be gained from this?''
Riser's eyes narrowed in suspicion. ''What are you suggesting, Lord Sirzechs?''
''Ten favors.'' replied Sirzechs with a twinkle in his eye. ''I'll give you ten favors.''
Riser considered the proposal, weighing up the potential benefits. ''But what if I refuse?
''Well, then you'd lose the opportunity to have me owe you Ten Favors.''
Riser hesitated for a moment, but the idea began to appeal.
''Right, Lord Sirzechs. You've convinced me. I accept the duel.''
[ Arena: Riser Phenex vs Hyoudou Issei ]
Sis-Con quickly managed to organize an Arena, a simple Roman coliseum.
After trying to get Lucy a VIP box, Sis-Con got nothing.
Apart from a look of disdain from Lucy, and a middle finger from me.
Ah, that look full of fury that I could barely contain.
Nobody respected him, I could see that and feel those looks of disdain directed at him.
Riser only called him Lord, rather than 'Lucifer'. I doubt very much that the real Lucifer would just let him be called that.
I think that at some point in the past, he got beaten up pretty badly by Lucy, so since he couldn't beat her, he could only conquer her.
How I wish he had attacked me, I would have ripped him in half.
I looked at the real Lucifer sitting next to me, she was elegantly sipping a glass of wine.
'Where did she get that glass of wine?'
At no point did I see her pick up that glass.
On the other hand, seeing Lucy drinking her wine was more exciting than Riser and Issei's fight.
As I said a few moments ago: There's no way Issei can win this fight.
And finally, I finally saw her in her wedding dress...
''Rias, Princess of Gremory - Level 49. ''
Weak.
Their weakness disgusts me.
To be honest, I really expected her to be more beautiful... No.
That's not the right word.
Whenever I look at Lucy, I always think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, looking at Rias was disappointing, she had nothing to please my eyes...
''...When this fight is over, shall we go?'' I whispered in Lucy's ear.
''The fight isn't to your liking?
''Nah~ They're just too weak.'' I say. ''But... what's going to happen in a few days is going to shock the whole world.
Lucy stared at me.
''...Should I worry?'' She murmured.
''Nope~'' I say calmly.
After all, it depends on how strong Ophis is...
''OHHHH!''
The crowd screamed with excitement.
Issei landed a straight punch on Riser.
To be precise, Riser let himself be hit...
''This is the Power of the Red Dragon Emperor? Pathetic.'' (Riser)
To be honest, I'm very interested in this increase in Riser's power.
He even seems like a different person...
I felt an elbow on my side.
''You'll have to explain that to me later.'' Lucy says.
''Oh, yes. Also... how about you, Lapis, and me?'' I said suggestively.
''...You're not going to give up on having a threesome?''
''Never.''
''YaYYYYYYYY!''
The crowd was going wild.
Uhh. Why are Dragon Boobs stuck to the ceiling? I just looked away for a moment...
''''Riser Phenex wins!''''
The fetish maid declared.
Even though the fight was over...
A certain Sis-Con didn't look pleased.
Sirzechs appeared in the center of the Coliseum.
''Gentlemen and Ladies, looks like the Bride isn't ready yet then...! Let's continue with the Duels.''
Maybe trying to buy time?
...I don't care, that's not my problem.
However, no one wanted to volunteer.
''It seems we don't have any Volunteers... So why doesn't Lord Helel show us some of his strength?''
{...Look, I'm not doing anything, but that guy looks like he's trying to kill himself. }
{I think he got desperate... don't kill him. }
{I'll try. }
I stood up...
A tsunami of eyes turned to me...
I smiled from ear to ear.
''Ha Ha Ha Ha. Foolish little man''.
