1 1: Bob Thunderschlong

Bob Thunderschlong lived about as good a life as one could hope for: frequent travel to exotic locations; fucking more hot women than he could be bothered to count; owning a luxurious mansion and several overpriced cars. And all of that while never having done a hard day's work in his life.

How could Bob accomplish such a feat? A pretty face, lean figure, and a big dick. Bob was a sex worker and an influencer. Sure, like anything, his life had drawbacks. He had no deep relationships to speak of, no wife or kids. Some STDs were a potential issue, but nothing that frequent testing tests and a course of antibiotics couldn't take care of.

Thus, Bob did not have too many regrets when his life was abruptly ended during an incident with a truck.

"Death from a head-on collision with a logging truck due to driving under the influence of both cocaine and alcohol while getting sucked off by an escort," Luluna read off the report in her notebook with utter disgust. "To think that this is the idiot set to be given another chance at life..."

"So, the wood slinger was killed by wood?" a twenty-something girl with short silver hair and prominent cat ears giggled ass he flew around with the help of her sleek demon wings.

"Huh?" Luluna looked up in confusion at her half-succubus, half-catkin temporary companion.

"Logging truck," Lucy reminded and frowned when the blonde big-breasted goddess in a skimpy white dress still didn't get it. "It carried wood."

"Oh," Luluna finally understood and was thoroughly unimpressed. 

That was the sight that greeted Bob when he awoke. Floating in the middle of endless nothingness. Neither cold nor warm. No source of light, yet the two figures were clearly visible.

One, a flying light-skinned mix of a succubus and a cat girl with a cat ears sticking out of her bob haircut, prominent wings and a demon tail with a heart shape. The strange demon wore little more than lingerie in pink and purple colors with cat-themed accessories and a choker with a bell for good measure. At least it gave a nice view of her sexy figure and the decent pair of knockers.

And Bob was so engrossed in imagining all the ways in which he'd fuck this feline demon that he completely missed that the girl had heterochromia: her left eye was blue and her right eye was pink. She also wore what could only be described as large, puffy mittens, but it would take a couple of minutes for Bob no notice that too as his lewd gaze already shifted to the other female in the "room", one with substantially bigger milkers hidden beneath the silk cloth.

Though "hidden" would be hardly the appropriate word. The few strands of white silk that ran across the blonde's giant bosom barely covered her areolas, and though her nipples were not yet hard, they already pressed clearly through the thin fabric. And as if fantasies of a godly titty job were not enough, the woman also had full, completely natural red lips.

"Ohhh," was the first sound Bob emitted since opening his eyes as he imagined the blonde bimbo's lips around his big dick, sliding it in and out of her mouth, looking into her deep, blue, lust-filled eyes while she shook her giant milkers around his shaft. "Are those really natural?"

"Pardon?" Luluna asked.

"Your tits," Bob clarified. He couldn't see any scars, though he had seen a couple of expertly done boobjobs with incision points hidden around the nipples.

"Pffftt," the feline demon snorted while Luluna turned bright in the face.

"H-H-How dare you!!" she raised her voice, more flustered than angry. "I ought to send you straight to Aurora's Playground like I did with that Cassandra!"

"Wait, Cassandra?" Bob managed to turn his brain online for a moment. "Wasn't that the name of the girl—"

"Whose dick you had in her mouth, yes!" Lucy finished with a laugh.

"Oh, I was going to ask—could you send her back?" Bob asked. "She really knew how to suck dick, and I have a distinct feeling that you're not willing to take her place around my cock."

"BWAHAHAHA!!" Lucy burst out in laughter, folding in half as she floated above Luluna.

"You insolent worm!" finally signs of anger formed on Luluna's porn-star worthy face. "Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?"

"A party pooper, apparently," Bob sighed.

Lucy's laughter did not grow quieter.

"Ok! That's it! I've had it!" Luluna snapped her notebook shut and waved her arm. "I know just the place the place to send you for your second life!"

A bright light formed around Bob. And as it grew, images faded in and out of the light. Images of horrifying demons with countless tentacles, of women with giant dicks between their legs, fucking each other, moaning in ecstasy as they shot their cum in all directions. One rope of cum broke through the image and flew right in Bob's face, but he swiftly ducked out of the way of the stray shot that disintegrated in the opposite wall of light.

"Hold on, Luluna!" Lucy suddenly shouted. "You can't do this! Sending another soul for a second chance to the same world before the previous one perished… Pluto will have your head!"

"Argh, fine!" Luluna snapped her fingers and the light around Bob died out, for but a moment, before re-emerging with the same strength. "If you like this idiot so much, you can join him!"

"Huh?" Lucy had only time to blink before she was hurled into the circle of bright light that surrounded Bob, and they both disappeared from Luluna's sight.

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