36 Business
A/N: I can't find Fudge's age so it says on wiki he was born before 1964 so I will say he was born in 1956 which will make him 38. And four years above Harry's parents. (I swear I did my math right this timeđ)
-Prospective crime lord Potter pov -
I awoke in the morning, I was fresh and ready for my day. I had a quick and light breakfast consisting of eggs, bacon, and poison. Then I left to continue my training.
After a couple of hours of arduous training, I decided to look into my properties and my investments. I'm doing pretty good so far. I have also invested some of my money into Stark industries. They are extremely popular right now of course so I specifically invested in some of their projects.
The reason I am doing this is because after the tournament I will venture out more from thievery and into crime boss stuff. I want to make an organization that is functional in both the nonwizard world and the wizarding world. Of course, I am also going to continue my amazing heists.
Maybe I will branch out into some sea exports as Jack Sparrow. I will do so by making a fleet of pirates but, that will definitely be for the future.
Just as I was about to continue my training and research my wards in the apartment notified me of someone arriving and the signature is Fudge's.
I took off to the apartment after ten minutes of making him stew in his thoughts.
Apparating in I saw him sitting down with a glass of fire whisky. Taking the bottle I poured myself a glass and sat down. The alcohol won't do anything to me but it's whatever.
Before we began to talk I looked at him and used my blackmail ability. And what I saw made me almost laugh out loud.
Cornelius Fudge blackmail: he tried to find a spell to have sex with ghosts in his Hogwarts days. When Myrtle of all people told him even if he found the spell she won't sleep with him, he blasted a curse at her which went through her body and struck young Amelia bones making her collapse near dead on the floor. He then left and never said anything. Also hides sex magic tomes under his floorboards.
Hiding my laughter with a smile I said, "I'm glad you could make it Cornelius,"
He smiled and replied jovially, "me too! I wonder what you want to talk about?"
"Well you are still the Minister correct?" I asked slowly
"Yes I am, for now at least those savages want to get me out. And I can only use Amelia's DMLE department raids as a threat for so long. Why do you ask Harry?" Fudge questioned taking another small sip of his fire whisky.
I mimicked the same movement he made by taking a sip of my own drink and then replied, "What if I tell you I can get you an in with the vampires? You see, I like you as Minister right now. The way you act now is far better than some other people that could take your position. So if I can get you an in with the Vampires will you be able to stay minister?"
He was silent for a long while before speaking up, "I might be able to. I would just have to work some of that Fudge charm, but I know this isn't free so what do you want?" he asked inquisitively before taking a sip of his whisky
I mimicked him again and then replied, "not much, just for you to help me out if I ever need help. Don't worry just some small things."
He looked deep in thought before replying, "that sounds delightful my friend! So how will you get me an in with the Vampires?"
Smiling I took out a vial and handed it to him then I spoke, "Just let your vampire beauties know that you have a hookup for this stuff and I promise you counts will contact you soon."
Taking it from my hand he examined the vial but couldn't figure out what was so important about it.
"Oh and before we leave swear an unbreakable vow that you will not reveal anything we discussed in this room," I said with a sweet smile
"Sure but will you do the same?" fudge asked
"No," I replied dryly
"Why not?" Fudge frowned
"Because you didn't reveal anything, and I don't make vows," I replied
Still frowning he replied, "Harry it would make me feel safer. And I wish for you to add to the vow you won't blackmail me with the information about this meeting."
Gotcha.
"You know what Cornelius, I will do it but only because I want a long friendship ahead of us!" I smiled jovially
He seemed pleased by my answer, taking a big gulp of whisky he said, "I Cornelius Oswald Fudge swear upon my magic and life that I will not divulge anything Harry and I spoke about in this room. So mote it be!"
The light shot out and the Vow was made.
Raising my wand I said, "I Harry James Potter Lord of the most ancient and noble house of Potter Vow on my magic and my life that I will not divulge anything, Cornelius or I talked about in this room. I will also not blackmail Cornelius with the information we talked about. So mote it be!" I declared and willed my wand to shoot a light
My name change is really paying off in spades right now.
Fudge and I stayed and talked for a bit until both of us parted ways.
I then went to the Goblins to ask my account manager to discreetly buy some buildings that are close together in Knockturn alley. My crime empire will start from there.
-Tom no arm Riddle pov -
How is my arm not healing! It shouldn't be possible. This is my biggest shame and the whole world got to watch it happen. Now my servants won't follow me like before. Some even ran off. I even overheard some people talking about this bald lady that is removing my mark somehow. And the price is simple to look into her eyes, my servents won't have any useful intel in their minds so I don't understand the point of it. It's infuriating I will kill that potter brat than her and then my unloyal servants.
I turned to the healer and hissed, "Why isss my arm not healing!"
He seemed reluctant to tell me.
"My Lord it seems whatever took your arm had some type of magic on it that makes your arm impossible to grow back. I'm sorry my Lord I don't know what it is." the healer said nervously
"Don't worry I won't hurt you even a little. I will hurt you a LOT! Crucio!" I yelled flicking one of my servant's wands at him
"AHHHHHHH!"
-Random death eater pov -
I walked into this weird Chinese room and saw a bald woman sipping tea.
"I have been waiting for you," she said cryptically
Waiting for me? Am I special or something! Hahaha, I probably am just wait for me Dumbledore, and Voldemort I will soon rise as the new dark lord!
"I bet you were, don't worry I will keep this hush," I responded and she looked at me weirdly probably with interest I heard she's strong
"Would you like for me to take care of that nuisance on your arm?" she asked lightly
"Bloody hope you would," I responded smoothly
Again she gave me a weird look.
"Look into my eyes young man," she said
So I did, I don't think she can break my mental barriers but I heard she doesn't even use Legilimency from my buddy Mark.
Suddenly, my view changed and I was a kid again. Merlin what in the bloody hell is happening!
I grew up again and even made some improvements, then my life restarted again, and again, and again.
It went on for so long, it felt like forever.
Eventually, I snapped out of it and looked around. I wasn't in the building anymore and the bald woman is gone.
Checking my forearm the mark was also gone, and I'm glad because I have seen the error of my ways! I should start a charity.
-Harry Pottah pov--
Once home I began to plan what I will use the body parts of Dumbledore and Voldemort for. Obviously, I need to screw both of them over and I have a wide variety of ways to do so but, with these parts, I can directly mess with them in all kinds of ways.
I can't really do a bloodline curse on them because they both basically have no family. I mean Albus has a brother and that's all.
I was thinking of this conundrum while in my basilisk form basking in the midday sun. This is definitely the best form of relaxation and no one could ever tell me differently.
As I was relaxing an idea struck me, an idea I got from almost every witch movie ever. I need to make Voodoo dolls of them! Yes with this much blood and parts I can make what's called a doll of manipulation. It functions like how one would expect a voodoo doll to but with this specific type of doll, I can manipulate their movements and they would think it is a natural movement and their mind will justify it in a way best suitable for them.
For example, I can make Dumbledore molest a random pure blood and he will think it's only natural. Knowing his hubris he would probably think that it is only natural the 'second coming of Merlin' did that to someone.
Or he would say some for the greater good bullshit.
Thinking of Dumbledore and Tom, I wonder if they have realized their major wounds won't heal. It is a work of art If I do say so myself. I used my Alchemy knowledge to make a dark stone-like material that basically repels magic. I couldn't make a lot so Tom's statues hands were made of it and the knife Albus's sister used.
Anyways the material will absolutely cut off any chances of magic being used to heal their wounds.
I wish I could have seen his reaction to the news.
--End--
A/N: some people asked to see the levels of knowledge and the real answer is it's hard to rank because hardly any of the rare knowledge he is getting could be quantified with words like 'newt level'.
I will work to come up with my own, but I will break it down for y'all.
So when he gets knowledge it builds off of his preexisting knowledge. For example, he didn't know Illusion magic so if he just got one piece he wouldn't have been able to do hardly any illusions but since he got five they all built off of each other supplying new knowledge.
Another example, after he first got Transfiguration knowledge from the system it broadened and expanded on what harry already knew.
Hope this helps while I am making a rank or something!
Also, some asked about jack sparrow and Amelia, it won't be a relationship pairing. But once I feel like Harry is an appropriate age for me to right a tad bit of stuff like that, it will happen. Harry will sleep around before finding girl to settle down with. And no the body count won't be super high. And no harem I think for me one girl is hard enough to write romance for. Max is two but that's if I really think adding another will go well with my story.
