1 Death
Well, life is tough for some people, but for me it was a constant struggle and well, I lost. I am dying, betrayed, destroyed and hopeless. If there is Fate, then I must have fd his mother, because well he fuckin screwed my life.
No parents, blood cancer, no relatives and no eidetic memory. How was I to survive this life. Man at least give me some fuckin support bro!
Now, well I am dying in a hospital. At age of 10, it is quit an early death. Hmm well hope the angel of death takes some freakin pity cuz if anyone deserves it , I AM THE FORST ONE IN LINE !!!
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"Freakin decide if you want to kill me or not what is wrong with this freaking suspended state!!"
And well i think they heard it cuz in the next moment, I feel my consciousness leaving and well TATA.MISSION COMPLETE.
Now i am just floating or drowning, depends on your pervertedness.
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"Ahem, Ahem !!"
What is this. Now what kind of mess am I in
"Hello there, can we move on to he next step, honestly it is quite boring not knowin weather I am going up or down"
Right now I am freakin frustrated. What kind of shitty management is this. LEARN SOMETHING FROM APPLE YOU OUTDATED BAFOONS.
" Well the next step depends on your choice my child. Do you want to be reborn or move on"
Now , I am confused:" is it really my choice, aren't you some omnipotent being who decides this shit"
"Well, we normally do but my child Fate, he kind of messed up with you so now to make up for it I am giving you a choice to be reborn in any world with 3 wishes."
Now that got me rolin. Isn't this supposed to be truck kun's duty. Never mind . Hmmm! As for the worlds I have the perfect choice. Harry potter world.
" I choose the harry potter verse"
" Any specific reason "
" Dumbledore, I want to see the man's true nature exposed cuz he is a manipulative, scheming and shittiest old man."
Ok now listen to me the man doesnt search for horcruxes for freakin ten years and dumps it all on harry. And gives him nothing. He fuckin destroyed so many lives yet people call him good and grandfatherly. The man's a compromised cunt.
" Hmmm , reasonable so now for the wishes and don't worry you will be a magician though i cannot give you a family that is because of my son's fuck up."
Now well I am mad, if i could i would have gone and fucking killed Fate, yet i cant so get to my wishes.
"For the first one, I want to be rich make me an orphaned heir or something. Secondly, i want mastery over mind arts. Last buy not the least, I want to be a genius with extremely large magic reserves."
I think this has me covered on all sides.
"Oh yeah, I want to be a couple of years older than harry so adjust the timeline a bit."
Then I hear the reply:" well the wishes are not going to be instantaneous, so you might have to suffer a bit but you will have unprecedented gains because of it."
Now i just wanna kill the guy, but i have to restrain myself because well, life is fucked so lets get something more out of this guilt.
"Then i want to be freakishly handsome and a spectacular body."
"Since its my son's fuck up, i will do that."
I just fuckin remembered the most important question: " Who actually are you ?"
"Me, I am Nobody, somebody and everybody."
"Ok Ok if you dont want to answer dont, dont hive me this shit since we are all done lets be on our way."
"Ahem ! Ahem ! Ok good luck"
