1 The Bored ROB (Edited)

In a green room (because why THE FUCK not?!), a being sat floating with the form of a cat (reference *wink*) made out of nebulas, stars, and galaxies.

"HAH! WHY DID HE DO THAT?!" exclaimed the being.

In front of him was a holographic screen showing the picture of a boy with glasses fighting like a wimp with another boy in front of a bored-looking girl.

"DAMN IT, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A GOOD ONE?!" he grumbled.

To explain this situation, our dear ROB was bored (figures 😑) and had the ridiculous idea to go see what other versions of Harry Potter there were. However, much to his chagrin, every Harry Potter out there seemed to either be coasting by on luck alone (like the OG), a dark emo bastard, or a whiny pampered brat who later becomes a simp (or a stripper with makeup who called himself Trixy... BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT).

Anyways, what our ROB is seeing is one of the multiple worlds in the third category.

"OH SHIT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" (And... that was Trixy again... *sigh* He just erased that universe, didn't he?)

"Fwah, that was cathartic!"

"Ok, that's it. I'm intervening... but how?"

He had too many possibilities he could use to change one of those worlds to his liking, but he couldn't choose. And that's when he said screw it and just decided to plagiarize those entertaining fanfictions and reincarnate someone as Harry Potter in a world as similar to canon as possible. He could then just watch the fireworks.

However, he didn't want to make just anybody his new Harry; he wanted something more.

"Computer, search for a list of the most badass beings in the omniverse."

The next second, a list with names and pictures appeared in front of him.

"Take away the non-humanoid, the divine, and the species with powers superior to continental levels."

Another chime.

"Hmmm."

He discarded the top two since number one was a pregnant woman with a big family, and he didn't feel like ruining their lives by killing her. Number two had a good situation, but despite being badass, he was a complete asshole hell-bent on conquest.

The third, however... wow.

<Octavius Lotfi Ikarius>

Of mixed Arabic and Greek blood, by coincidence, maybe even fate (that bitch), his parents had some mythical blood in them, so he ended up with:

- 0.06% Zeus blood

- 0.04% Mars blood

- 0.009% Djinn (genie) blood

- And most surprisingly of all: 0.0000001% 'Allah' blood (the one in Arabic mythology, not the one in the Quran), the most powerful being in that universe.

According to the laws of nature in that universe, alone, those bloodlines wouldn't do anything since it only gives boons if you have more than 50% mythical blood. However, the mix of three pantheons in one body plus the dangers and stress he went through when he was but a baby stimulated the divine codex (yeah... I just came up with that) enough to give him incredible survivability, power, and spiritual strength to survive any situation he is in, and the boons stacked up EVERY TIME he was in mortal peril.

And let me tell you, there were A LOT OF THOSE.

He was born during WW1, and his parents fell in love on the battlefield. His mother disguised herself as a man to protect her mentally ill little brother from drafting. She was then found out by his father, a mercenary at the time who was hired secretly with slaughtering her squad. It was love at first sight.

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To be continued...