The Overthinking Hooper

*boing*

*boing*

*swoosh*

*plap*

"Crap. Missed again."

"If only I wasn't overthinking all the time I would be better at this. I could be the world champ. One of the legends. Haise, the average thinking hooper."

I can imagine it now. The stadium lights. The fans chanting my name. "Haise Haise Haise."

My team mates giving me head pats and belly rubs and saying "go get 'em slugger." All the beautiful babes trying to get a piece of the Haister. "Relax ladies… one at a time cool glasses emoji." Yup. That'll be the day. But for now…

*boing*

*boing*

*swoosh*

*plap*

"Sigh. Missed again :/"

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Ohayo. I'm Haise kun. But you can call me Haisey poo. I'm a second year at TTMS high school. I'm quite the popular guy except I'm kind of a lone wolf. What can I say I just like doing my own thang ya know? A popular loner if you will. Everyone else knows me as the overthinking hooper though.

"Hey aren't you Haise the overthinking hooper"

"Yup"

Told ya.

I'm also quite the ladies man. While all the other dudes are out chasing gash, the waifus sorta just flock to me. What can I say.

"Ehhh… anooooo…. ohayo Haise senpai…"

"Yo wsg gang."

"I'm Joma chan. I'm a first year."

"Okay ?"

"Kyaaaaaa !!"

She ran away after that. At least I think that thing was a she. She kinda looked like a dude tho. Embarrassing !!

Any who. During my first year at TTMS I tried out for the basketball team but ermmm let's just say that didn't go quite as planned tbh.

"You're hired"

"Yippee"

"Is what I would have said. Except you actually suck as this game. You can't even make a single hoop. How do you expect to be a great hooper if you can't even hoop. What are you, stupid ?"

"Gomen coach Ye. It's just that well you see… I overthink all the times. It's kinda my quirk."

"It's like AJ always says. You either win with us or watch us win. And brother let me tell you something. You sir, are a watcher"

"Nande… nande… NANDE NANDE NANDE!!"

Coach ye gave me a good ol fashion spanking after that and sent me home. After that, if I wasn't watching anime or yankin the chain, I was out there hooping. Except I have yet to make a single shot.

They ain't believe in us. But I'll show them. I'll show them all. With the power of love and friendship I know I can become the greatest hooper of them all.

Haise kun, out