Boundless Origins - Ecuij Gub

"What the hell is this thing?!" Roared one random player who wore leather armor. 

Another sword-wielding player chimed in. "Why won't it just die?!" 

"Now that is just rude. First of all, I was passing by minding my own business when I was assaulted by your group. Secondly, you have been referring to me rather improperly." Replied an intelligent, gruff voice that seemed quite cultured. 

Hearing this, the faces of the 10 or so remaining players cramped greatly. After all, before them stood an entity that was 8"3 in height, with an ogre-ish visage. He had a Frankensteinian build made up of different colors and parts from other monsters sewn onto his body.