Chapter 1: One Man's Misfortune is a ROBS pleasure

"Be safe honey, and remember not to be late to work"

"Yes, Mom I know "

As I said bye to my mom I rushed out of the house, lest I be late for the train

I ran across the street in such a hurry, but there were no cars anyways, so I sped up and eventually I got on the train

I mind my business, but some old man got onto the train as a generally nice person I helped him with the onto the train

I wait until my stop arrives and I can't help but think how my life has been so boring, but then I realize that my mom always told me to be positive

in which I followed so I went to watch the latest Daydream video

He was a new hit Breakbuild player, having the best speedruns and even doing manhunts in which 2-3 people tried to stop him from completing Breakbuild last challenge

It's called Hydra

It stays in the place most known as the beginning a place, contrary to its name, is the end of the game

It has 3 lives which in every life it gains another head and usually people kill it with Alarms,

Alarms are this feature which wakes you up from your dream, which you need to go to in order to get to the beginning, because you need to find a nightmare

basically, it's a game where you start in the end, a hellish place where no crops can grow and is quite dangerous, but it has mid-tier loot

then you get to an exit which is just really a sea

once you touch the sea you teleport into your dreams, which is why it's called a sea of dreams

This is very safe place and practically no mob's spawn and it's easy to get resources and the strongest thing in the game, reality weaponry

and with reality ingots you can make alarm clocks which wake you up

There is one problem with the dream world and its and entity called Nightmare

it spawns once you've stayed too long, and it brings you to the final destination, your beginning

In the beginning, it brings you to where you failed, the game portrays you as a hero and you get a little bit of you background

it explains that you were a hero that died to a hydra and that same hydra razed the land, and others came but the hydra had ascended

and the damage was done, the End was created and they eventually all died

you were different

you woke up remembering nothing but the fact that you died to a hydra, and that explains your adventure from the end to the beginning, the beginning of the end

you would face your foe, a dangerous foe indeed that would turn this land into the end, therefore this is explained as the beginning of the end

but you remembered that this was a dream, a nightmare which you can be woken up from

with reality weaponry you can kill the dragon and That will let you see the true ending

but most use their alarm clocks to damage the nightmare and eventually you wake up

at the same place you started

all your loot is gone and your back in the end

then the game plays its credits

in the true ending however you kill the hydra

and the survivors repopulate the planet, while you live with a beautiful wife and son, you are regarded as a legend and your name shakes the heavens

if you stay you get an easter egg saying

"And that's how the story of DIO the legend ended" with an old man narrating it to his kids

the kids then say, "Grandfather Pucchi is it true DIO attained heaven?"

"I guess we'll never know" the old man says

and that's the end of the game

problem is while I was doing a lengthy explanation

I was starting to get a bad premonition

as I left the train and ran for work, I got there on time

I wondered what that premonition was

after being done with work I saw some guy getting jumped by three men

I ran off back to my mother, leaving him alone, he is not my problem I thought

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"Fight BACK"

"Stop PLEASE"

"FIGHT BACK BOZO"

"YALL GANKING ME 3 TO 1 WYM FIGHTBACK"

"I MEAN FIGHT BACK"

"OKAY"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"WHY YOU HIT ME IN MY NUTS"

"..."

"KILL HIM"

"WHY YOU HAVE A KNIFE NOW CHILL"

"CHILL WHAT ABOUT MY JEWELS"

"JEWELS?"

"YES, MY LITTLE BROTHER"

"KILL HIM"

"YOU SAID TO FIGHT BACK"

"BRUH, YOU REALLY STABBED ME"

"HAHAHAHA, YOU WON'T GET TO A HOSPITAL IN TIME LIKE ME"

"i see the light"

"its"

"its"

"why"

why is the light not white but red

"WHAT A HILLAROUS WAY TO DIE"

?

"DYING FROM FOLLOWING ORDERS"

"Let me give you a push there son"

"This machine has it in it to reincarnate billions more "

"Uh wym"

"Bye little one"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---"

"Finally, silence"

"ROB!"

"Yes god?"

"Don't reincarnate anyone for now"

"The machine is a little wonky"

"It keeps sending people to the wrong world"

"Luckly, I had one of my servants try it"

"They went to a world of pirates"

"I immediately brought them back and everyone else"

"If you did however reincarnate someone"

"I'll make you sit in the corner for millon years no entertainment"

"..."

"So did you reincarnate anyone?"

"Nope"

"Ok I believe you just this once"

"Don't worry God I haven't lied since you asked me if I banged your wife"

"Yea your right ROB at I thinks that's the only time you've lied in trillions of years"

"wanna get a drink God?"

"Sure ROB and remember to bring me home so I can ask my wife how's Shes been"

"--"(Que Among us sound"

"OK Sure let's drink till you can't remember what I did"

"Or what I'm going to do" he says

To your wife he thinks