1 ~The end~ Chapter 1

After the battle against basically Zeref and Aconologia. Fairy tail went back to being… well.. Fairy tail.

(Warning I do NOT own fairy tail or any of the characters, only the plot line and funny shit going on here. Viewers discretion is advised)

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The morning sun shown through Lucy's window on that Monday morning, it felt like a scene from a story as Lucy absorbed all the peace and chirps of birds flowing through her window. She layed there just soaking in all of her surroundings wide eyed at her ceiling just remenacing all of her memories at the guild to when she first met "The salamander".

"Hmm… seems your in a happy mood, what ya thinking about beautiful?"

She was broken out of her trance as she turned to her side now to face the owner of that caring voice which filled her with such happiness at the word 'beautiful'.

*lightly chuckles as she inhaled a soft breath and sighed * "nothing… I'm just thinking of when we met and where we are now"

"Ah. I see" *the man grows closer to cuddle the women in his arms now placing him on top of her to get a good view of her eyes, god those precious beautiful brown eyes* "I was just thinking, how Lucy I am to have met you that day and thank mavis that I am here today to see you like this"

*lucy had lightly blushed at the last statement he made since… at the moment they both where naked… sure sure their have been some rated r action this morning when they woke up when the sun wasn't still up yet, but she brushed it off easily to snap back at him with a counter attack at that teasing attack* "ahh. I see, but why did you say 'Lucy' when the word is 'lucky' I guess I really am in love with a funny, dumb, dragon"

*the man who heard her react just looked at her dumbfounded that she reacted well to his tease but flaked it off with his trademark grind ready to give her his answer to his 'Lucy' comment, he REALLY has been waiting to use that pun for a long time*

"Well that's because, I remember you told me your parents named you after the 'broken lucky' sign from love and lucky. And I just am very found of you and anything that relates to you."

*lucy just rolled her eyes and pushed him off the bed landing him a thump on the floor now sitting from the place he landed to see his goddes sit up on her bed to look down at him*

"Wow natsu, I didn't know your the romantic type.. well anyways you have made us late now to the guild we should begin hurrying up or else I will never live down Marijane's cat calls about us"

She soon left the room to her bathroom as she started her bath with natsu sitting criss cross applesauce style like a toddler would and just began thinking about how his morning went that day and soon jump up to begin getting ready to barge in on her to embarrass her in some way or another, natsu really liked lucy to turn red not only from embarrassment but from 'other' actions as well.

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-At the guild-

Not much changed since then, maybe only the fact that now their was 'love' in the air with many of the fairy tail guild members. For example Gajeel and levy where a item now especially with their twins coming soon. Laxus was the tsunderi around marijane but she didn't really mind tailing him around they just did their thing whenever they felt like it. Grey and Juvia have become much like how Alzac and Bisca where before they began dating which everyone considered the 'awkward' phase. Wendy and romeo where just best friend much like how Lucy and natsu where around each other, nothing more nothing less.. for now….

And finally Ezra and Jellal where the only couple who shocked everyone. I mean they basically skipped steps in the relationship and Erza dominated Jellal's heart in 3 moves. Kiss, touch, and propose. Jellal was shocked but wasn't surprised by Erza's 'unique' way of showing love. But he still accepted her act of love and just controlled the speed of things by teaching her to slow down, enjoy the moment and just cherish each other's companies. Of course without them getting caught by the grand court hehehe naughty naughty children~

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As Lucy finally made it to the guild, with natsu not far behind her they managed to keep their relationship as private as possible. For what reason? Hell I don't even know myself and I'm the narrator, but I-I i just know because for a good reason! But Lucy just knew deep in her gut someone was going to find out oneday… and that day would be today unfortunately.

As Lucy took her place by the bar to chat up a conversation with levy our script mage, soon to be mother of 2, and one smoking charming woman. What they didn't know was across the bar behind a group of tables in a corner sat natsu starring at Lucy.

He chuckled a bit when he would hear his name being mentioned to Lucy asking if 'he' was the reason they were late this morning? Lucy played it off saying 'yes, yes, yes, it was all natsu's fault she had to replace her bathroom door today in the morning because he decided to act up and get Lucy kicked for being a nuisance'

'Ouch, Luce… that Lucy kick still hurts just remembering it but it wasn't because I was being a nuisance, it was because I was busy trying to pin you up the door and ravage your milk like skin with my sharp fangs' *natsu shudders at the train of thought he developed and found himself with a 'rising' problem threatening to make a appearance.

Natsu was a expert at not getting these problems but somehow after finally confessing his love to Lucy and actually getting to know her 'extremely' well he began to feel heat in these episodes. Sure they would rise but it wouldn't be a problem till the heat was accompanied by exotic imaginary memories.

*natsu huffed as he felt the heat refusing to go down and only went with his last option, just meditating to Lucy's scent.*

'Mmm… vanilla with a hint of what I can smell would be mint ice cream. I really love her smell, it's like if it's a sedative to me and just really puts me at ease. Yes. I truly am the luckiest man on the world.'

Natsu finished off that thought as something new disturbed almost violated his sense of smell, not in a disgusting way but as a sweet? No, it wasn't just sweet, it was a Honey taste. Almost Caramel like but with some kick into it. Like a breath mint would taste sweet then sting your throat with a cool sharp soothing feeling. It honestly worked better then the vanilla-y smell he smelled off Lucy today in the morning, that worked like magic on relaxing him into submission the more he sniffed the air. It was like comforting him almost setting himself at peace and satisfying him with some feeling. Proud.

Then…

'Guh- what the fuck!?! My head!!? I feel like I'm turning in circles…. Oh no, I'm gonna be sick… wait why am I sick?? What's happening to me?? Where am I?? Am I on a vehicle!!! Oh HELL NO!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!'

*natsu started panting out of breath at the new smell he had found in the air and had unconsciously closed his eyes to focus on the smell more, a certain dragon slayer sat next to him as he witnessed natsu getting all lovey dovey infront of him*

'What the fuck? Who does he think he is to be smitten infront of me? Who cares, if anything it's not my problem to interfere in his love life as long as he doesn't interfere with mine'

*Soon after the dragon slayer noticed natsu letting loose something that utterly disgusted him in the most dragon slayer way possible. He frikin started radiating 'pheromones' yes you heard pheromones. But not any but the type that told other dragon slayer's 'hey this is my bitch and I would kill you if you ever lay a eye on her' mixed with a feeling of 'I totally want to fuck your brains out tonight <3'

Gajeel had enough of this BS now and had stood up to launch his fist down on this son of a bitches head in half for assaulting him with his 'need' problems.

"*WHAM*"

* the table both men shared was broken into two pieces now with a very smushed pink dragon blob on the floor in the middle with a iron fist resting on his head above him*

Everyone looked at the scene, shrugged it off and continued on with their buisness.

*lucy had gotten up before the table met their maker helping levy move to another place to sit more comfortable place to rest her poor back from her developing belly, she was now 6 months now with was great but carrying twins was hard. As she helped levy steady her while she gentle sat on a sofa installed by mira to help comfort the tiny levy Lucy flinched and sucked a quiet gasp at the pain she got in her lower abdomen. She began thinking of what this cramping feeling it could have been but soon just came with acceptance that it was either A) Natsu had done a number on her this morning trying to almost stuff himself into her or B) her period was about to start. She sighed in defeat knowing it would be a heck of a week trying to avoid natsu now. Ha! It wasn't because she was awkward with him smelling her monthly thing it's just last time he freaked out at her scent of blood and basically had announced to the whole guild why was she bleeding and if she was hurt anywhere. That dumbass she Lucy kicked him to the next castle like how team rocket would fly off after being yeeted after defeat.

WHAM!!

Lucy heard the sudden snap of a wooden table break under such a critical hit. She noticed then that it was only natsu and gajeel horsing around like cavemen that only knew how to communicate by constant brawling.*

"Levy why are all the men in our guild so violent, why can't they just talk out their problems with words and not broken tables"

*levy snickered as she began to prepare a good reason in a almost sarcastic diplomatic tone*

"Well my Lu-chan? Didn't you know? That's how the talk best, by beating each other up then drinking up like nothing every happened."

*lucy giggled as she shook her head in agreement but stopped soon after noticing levy look at her with a mischievous grin*

"But lu-chan, a little birdie told me you began dating again. Who is it?? I want to know all the details!"

*she starred at Lucy in a eagar way that Lucy just sweat dropped and surrendered her shoulders in a resting position*

"Levy it's nothing of that sort, I mean I am interested in him but I'm taking it slow to get to know him that's all plus, I know well enough I can't tell you because mira will bribe you to tel her who it is"

*lucy chuckled as she held levy's hand in a gentle fashion giving a trusting smile*

"Awwww I really want to know who it is. Not even Gajeel is willing to tell me"

"Um what?"

*lucy muttered as to not understanding what levy meant mostly because she was sweating bullets not knowing now that other dragon slayers know of her relationship with natsu, especially the INTIMATE side of their relationship*

"Yeah lucy didn't you know? Dragon slayers can smell other peoples scents especially those who get freaky"

*levy mentioned the last part with seductive motions of her eyebrow*

*lucy chuckled and replied flatly*

"Oh, I didn't know that hahaha that's good to know now but why didn't Gajeel tell you?"

*levy huffed in a annoyed reply totally not her personality but was assumed it was because of her mood swings as she continued*

"Gajeel said something about 'it' being gross to smell other peoples scents that aren't ya mates', it really bugged me after so I just wanted to ask you straight forward, but really now I'm satisfied with knowing you found someone your interested now"

*they both smiled sweetly and began drinking their juice they got from the bar since levy was pregnant and all*

"Really lu-chan, I thought that you and natsu where getting 'busy' these past few months-"

*lucy coughed out her drink in a most ugly fashion a woman could choke on water and wiped away any fluid coming down her chin*

"Oh my! Lu-Chan I'm sorry haha! I didn't mean to make you awkward with that, I wouldn't think it would be something bad though I mean you both look cute together and all so I wouldn't be surprised to see mini natsus and lucys running around her any time soon."

*this really took the cake as Lucy coughed once more like a cat spitting a hair ball, no offense to happy, Carla and panther lily. It was such a horrible sight to witness sometimes*

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Levy that's funny I mean- me and natsu? Pshhhh- no way! We would be to young still for becoming parent's to children plus we promised to take birth control and wear protection whenever we-"

*internally screaming, with a slight chance of mind abortion later. Lucy glowed a glowing red as she saw her best friend glow a match glow with her but also began to grow a pair of horns ready to interrogate her*

"Well look at the time! I think I hear natsu calling ima go check on him I think I saw Gajeel beat him up pretty good well… BYE!"

*with that she ran to the other side of the guild from where she had seen the pair of dragon slayers sitting at the once known rubble labeled 'table'*

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Author note:

Well wow, I'm actually proud I got this done in 1 hour.

Also I can't wait to write another don't know when I'm stopping just know I won't stop till I'm satisfied oki bye ~wink~