1 Prologue

Many Believe In God, Many Don't.

Different Types and Stories of Gods (religion)

But the Types of Gods We Actually do have.. well you don't want to know.

Fate. Everything that Happens in Your life is due to some dumbass God

oops, just sneezed. must be the sneeze god.

I'll Introduce you To My Favourite Gods

The Nipple God

if you have nipples on your chest, you probably do, it's because this dumb guy wanted it, his personality is like a child, he laughs at almost everything and he's very dumb. He won't add anything to the story just wanted to let you know about him he's quite funny you know

Okay Let's Get to The Main Point

The Positivity God

His name is something like Josh..? We don't know he changed his IRL name to #CureCancer

Everything good that happens in your life, it's Thanks to him. He can't see others suffering and will try his best to make Everyone happy.

Well hey he's a god you know not a normal person, so he indeed has the power to make us happy right? And he wants that. Well yes everyone stays happy and the story ends.

Nah this is Already too Boring for you. Let's Add Balance

The Dark Lord

Let's not waste time, You Know where this is Going Right? He's opposite of The Positivity God. If your mom just died, hate this man right here dude, he's like satan.

The Dark Lord (We don't know his name or anything he tries to stay safe, Everyone in the god community doesn't like him, but yes he does Indeed adds balance) and Josh(I'm not too sure about his name but I'm not gonna call him #CureCancer, So let's just Call him Josh) Hate each other to Death.

Let's take an example of how Josh's Brain works, Let's say Person 1 makes Person 2 unhappy, He isn't Gonna use his Opinion on who's right, He just makes Person 1 less annoying, or Person 2 like him. He's God you know. Meanwhile the dark lord just makes both of them super unhappy by killing their mom.

The Dark Lord is more Powerful than Josh, Hence the Negativity in your Brain is usually Stronger than Positivity.

Well This is quite balanced, and has been going on since the beginning of world

But It changes now..

Ken, A Human, Our Main Character

Is an atheist to abnormal levels

he can go as far as killing people for believing in God

That makes him and the victims both unhappy

Summoning Josh, well normally he should just be able to make him not hate gods,

His power doesn't work on him!

To be continued.

and yeah it's not going to be from narrator perspective so much from now.