*God wakes up, after noticing a little bit of pressure on his stomach
God: *_____________* Do you plan on getting off of me little man?
Boy: The name's Marcus and yeah sorry about that. By the way I noticed you disappeared last night as I was sleeping in the tree.
God: Hol up, what the hell are you doing in a tree in the first place and where the hell are your parents? Get home kid.
Marcus: I'm an orphan.... my parents were murdered.
(God's thoughts) Author please save me. *winks*
God:I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked. But to answer your question before about my disappearance. That was just a magic trick i was performing no need to worry :)
Marcus: NOPE! not falling for that bs you're definitely an alien
God's thoughts: tch, kids got a mouth
God: I'm god, yup you heard it I'm god in the flesh and bones
Marcus: I belive you :/
God:What the heck that was quick. By the way how old are you Marcus?
Marcus: nine
God: You're pretty young to have a such a smart mouth.
Marcus: What's th-
*God pokes Marcus in the focus and Marcus fall's unconcious.
The end :))))))))))
I missed you guys✋