12 Chapter 10: Are you really a god?
They left the palace through the big wooden entrance door. That was being guarded by four heavily armored knights. They were seemingly well trained and one of them even had a big scar all over his face. Right after leaving, Eichi asked Hiroki.
"How do you plan to bring us to your house Hiroki? I don't see anything that looks like a taxi or at least like something you could use for transportation! Just like they do in the mangas."
"Well duh, this is a medieval-like world, do you expect to see here some kind of cars or busses or some highly technological teleportation ring?... Use your brain!", nagged Hiroki.
Gaia, who was just standing silently next to Hiroki didn't want them to continue their little fight, thus she barged into the conversation.
"You know, Hiroki turned into an omnipotent god the moment he got here so he can just teleport us home. Isn't my darling the best?", explained Asami with a proud look in her eyes while clinging to Hiroki's left arm.
All of Hiroki's friends looked at each other and let out a loud sight: „You know, miss Gaia, we believe that you are a goddess, since we saw you in action and all, but Hiroki… look at him, there's no way that such a guy would be a god. It is already a surprise that he survived in this world. Do you even know what he did back on earth? He was lying in bed all the time; how could such a guy even survive in a cruel world like this one?"
Yasuo added: „I know that he is your husband and in a normal relationship the husband is the strong one, but it is also fine to admit that Hiroki is just too weak and needs to depend on you. There are even people that have a kink for that."
As he looked into Hiroki's eyes, he moved his lips and formed an "I gotchu" without letting out a single sound, while nodding his head lightly.
Seeing his friend make fun of him, Hiroki could no longer hold back his anger and screamed: „You idiot, who do you think you are, if you wouldn't be my friend, I would chop off your head right now! And by the way, who do you think gave you this extremely accurate title… mind if I give you another one?"
Not understanding what he meant, Yasuo opened his status window while scratching his head with his index finger.
"What the heck, why do I have a title that says: Noobie?"
Impressed that Hiroki didn't lie and actually seemed to have added a new title in Yasuo's, thus also gained atleas some sort of godly power, they tried to use this situation to make it even better.
"Hiroki, if you truly want to convince us of your godly powers, then can you give him another title that says single forever? Please!", asked Eichi, still laughing.
Obviously, he already believed in him being a god or some sort, I mean there was no way your average human could just freely edit someone else's status window, but he just used it as a pretext to convince him of doing it.
"Sure, no problem.", answered Hiroki, happy to hear they wanted to see more of his powers.
He opened Yasuo's status window.
「
· Name: Yasuo
· Title: -Otherworlder
-Noobie
· Race: Human
· Age: 18
· Level: 1
· Occupation: none
· Strength: 44
· MP: 80
· HP: 30
· Skills: none
Edit
」
He clicked on edit and gave Yasuo a new title.
「
· Name: Yasuo
· Title: -Otherworlder
-Noobie
-Single forever
· Race: Human
· Age: 18
· Level: 1
· Occupation: none
· Strength: 44
· MP: 80
· HP: 30
· Skills: none
Edit
」
Satisfied by the edit, he closed the status window and waited for Yasuo's reaction. He even arranged for a system notification to pop up that said:
「
Congratulations
You have obtained the title: single forever!
」
After seeing Yasuo's disgusted expression, all of them laughed.
After they calmed down, Yasuo apologized.
"I'm sorry Hiroki, I was rude to you by believing you are not a god… but it turns out you have at least some godly powers because the king told us the status window cannot be changed that easily."
"Believe me, if I say I'm omnipotent, then I truly am. By the way, since the school will not start until the day after tomorrow, how about I teleport us back to earth tomorrow so that you guys can talk with your parents about living here?", asked Hiroki with a very calm voice, as if teleporting people through the universe was nothing worth mentioning.
"Well, if I had to choose, then I probably wouldn't do that, since that means our parents could reject and we would be forced to stay on earth, but if you think about it, it's better to do so because else they might worry too much.", Aiko shared his thoughts on this occasion.
They agreed on exactly doing that.
Now that everything was clarified, Hiroki snaped his fingers and all of them got teleported.
