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Goddess Fail

Goddess Thelamia, the ticking timebomb governs a world filled with arcane and magical technology - Athlus. Her pervy companion Genocide suggested her to follow his every command, even the lewd divine moon dance and glorious bikini mining. Fail or not, let the duo's mysterious, yet crazy fun-finding adventure begin, while the other deities at Celestia Heavenly mall just sit back, eat chips, and watch silly Goddess Thelamia's hilarious stunts at Athlus. Little did she know that there were other anomalies in her world as well. What would Thelamia find beyond the pervert's ridiculous requests?

Fantaseed · Fantasy
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76 Chs

Midnight Rave

She just made a smile and scratched the back of her head, as she was embarassed of herself somehow,

"Guess I've been dozing off longer than I expected. And I'm very thirsty for some reason."

Then, she exhaled,

"This place's night time always gives me the creeps."

Her hand grabbed her nearly emptied zesty four seasons drink and drank it with poise.

Her eyes widened with surprise, as she witnessed that her hand was slowly fading and reappearing in a loop,

"What the?!"

She stood up abruptly and felt a chill in her spine for some strange reason. She took a look at the beach volleyball court and the girls were gone. The only thing she saw was Spheera.

Spheera was back to its metal ball form and it was saved from torture. Although, it was exhausted down on the ground with its cat ears dried up,

"Ugh...no more bouncy bouncy..."

Thelamia grabbed her little ball kitten assistant immediately. She brought out a magical card that was stuck in between her ample breasts of amazing volume. Afterwards, she raised the card up high and cast out,

"CELESTIA TRANZFERIZZA!"

Soon, Goddess Thelamia and Spheera were shrouded by a curtain of swiveling lights of prismatic radiance from the heavens and cosmos. After a while, the starlight curtain reached its concentrated density.

Suddenly, Thelamia and her ball assistant vanished from the beach resort, leaving no trace at all.

In an instant, They were now standing on the maroon glass-tiled hallways of the vibrant Celestia Heavenly mall.

Those tiles were reflecting their blurry figures as well.

This area must be an another world perhaps.

As Thelamia glanced around, she was deep in her thoughts,

"Mmmmhhmmmm, as always, 'tis place is always bustling as ever."

Through her eyes, the whole place wasn't the radiant beach anymore. Rather, they were now standing at the heavenly mall that was a blend of a modern and a near magically advanced high-tech world.

Though, the area was more or less a gargantuan classy mall for socialites.

Golden modern lights were shining bright along the non-claustrophobic hallways adding liveliness to the place even more.

It was filled with mystical stalls and grandiose boutiques per block.

"Still so many shops to buy from,"

Thelamia said to herself.

Her eyes glanced above. There, she noticed the banners of marroon and gold were dangling above the ceiling, as it was an exquisite place as well.

As she looked around once more, there were tons of divinities, heroes, and heroines from different worlds with bright and confident looks on their faces. Those kinds of strange people were strolling along the spacious mall.

Thelamia also perceived that each of them were very diverse in their own way,

"Yea...always so many people from so many different worlds."

The people were dressed in different cultures inspired from: Greek clothing, Egyptian, eastern/oriental clothes, medieval outfits, modern clothing, futuristic battlesuits or a fusion of any culture.

More so, most of them had wings, different kinds of animal ears and many more external parts.

Though, they still retained the identifiable human features in-tact, as they're proud of their handsome and gorgeous physical looks fit for a God or Goddess.

Soon, her hair breezed along the sudden gales.

She looked above. There, she saw the two Goddesses who had butterfly wings soaring above, as they were in a hurry for some reason.

Then, she heard their short conversation,

"Ori! We're late!"

"Yeah, you don't have to remind me Yumi."

They were trailblazing through the atmosphere and leaving out stardust of azure and amethyst, adding dazzle to the place.

There after, Thelamia made a hilarious laugh, as she heard the conversation of the two Goddesses earlier,

"Hahahahah! These two Goddesses are silly..."

Yeah, you're one silly Goddess too, as you're just loitering at the hallways. Aren't you forgetting something important, you fading Goddess?

Once more, Thelamia set her sights on the boutiques. There, she saw the fashionable Goddesses. They were being shopaholic as ever, since they were going in and out every boutique they spot on.

Then, Thelamia assumed in her thoughts,

"Looking at these Goddeses, they must be rich with their GODDESS POINTS!"

All in all, the whole place was similar to a glorious world in a massive fantasy role playing game.

In a snap, Thelamia remembered something important, as she saw that her hand was vanishing gradually,

"I forgot! I need to hurry!"

Finally, Thelamia rushed through the vast hallways, while she was carrying the tired Spheera.

She was going in a circular direction, as the whole place was an eternal dome.

She raised her head above. Then, she saw the ceiling that was encased in crystalline glass reflecting the midnight sky with infinite numbers of stars in assorted colors. There, she observed there were lots of bright stars and different worlds.

Sooner or later, Thelamia stopped looking up high.

She took a right turn and entered through a glass door of a certain place.

As soon as, she looked up, she saw the sign, DIVINE SCALES.

While she was glancing around, she saw lots of crystal balls and flat screen holograms around the area.

From those spherical contraptions and floating holograms, they were showing different scenarios from various worlds.

Some Goddesses and Gods were looking at those strange balls.

She also perceived that a few of them were just eating chips and whatnots, as if they were just watching a movie or something.

Yeah, one of the Gods here was actually watching a female hero being wrapped by slimy tentacles around her covered private areas. Truly, this deity was a true-blood pervert waiting for the lewd action to come.

He was grinning, while he was hearing the cries of the maiden begging for his mercy,

"AAAAAAHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME TO THIS WRETCHED PLACE! PLEASE MY SAVIOR VARDU! SAVE ME!"

Thelamia just didn't bother to disturb him.

She tried to look for a vacant spot, yet all of the spheres were occupied.

Suddenly, a group of dazzling Goddesses waved at Thelamia nearby,

"Hey Thamy! Check this out! You need to see this!"

Thelamia went to them.

As soon as her eyes were glued on the crystal sphere, her eyes widened with extreme shock,

"HUEEEHHH?!"