1 Meeting an Actual R.O.B

Hello, I'm Tokimo Soreshimo, 16 years old. No, I'm not a NEET or a omega otaku, I just like to watch anime, and play games. Growing up, my life has been pretty good, to be honest. I get decent grades in school, I don't really get in trouble. All in all, it's a fantastic life! If there is anything that will make me lose my sh*t though, it's when Authors nerf their Mc's in Fanfics. Like arghhh!! I'm only reading your fanfic for you to make him OP! I don't want you to just nerf him so much. Authors who make their Mc's OP but give limitations are the worst! *Sigh*, ending that rant, I might as well head to the Store. Nothin much to do anyways.

As I'm walking to the corner store, I see a plane about to crash right into a girl! I run to save her and-just kidding.

As if I would save someone I don't even know. The plane hits the girl, and I pull out my phone to call an ambulance. I don't have time to be risking my life for some random girl. May her soul rest in peace After calling the ambulance, I turn around to walk away when I hear a faint voice.

"W-Wait, that wasn't supposed to happen! You were supposed to be cliche and save the girl!" I just glance at the location of the voice, and see the plane...talking?? Plane-kun? "Huh, well I didn't. I value my life thank you very much." "W-Wait! Just come with me to the soul plane and then you can reincarnate. As compensation, We'll give you 5 wishes!" Plane-kun said, exasperated. "Eh? Not interested." They will probably limit it anyways. "With no limitations!" I smirk at this. "Now you're speaking my language. Alright, fine. I'll come with you."

Plane-kun does a sigh of relief, and then he touches me and I am brought to a white room, infinite void...Okay, R.O.B! Here I come!

"Hello, lost soul." Huh, that must be my R.O.B! I'm so excited! I never thought I'd actually get to be in here with a real life R.O.B! Oh life is so amazing and it's so cool, thanks mom for giving birth to me so I could experience this moment, I thank the heavens oh god I jus-"Lost SOUL. I'm speaking to you." Oh, right. This isn't a dream.

"Now, Lost soul, I'm pretty sure you already know why your here. Thus, no excessive chatter is needed, pick 5 wishes, and a world." Hmmm..."Will they have limitations?" I still have to confirm after all. "There will be no limitations what so ever, whatever you desire, shall be granted. I am not like those other R.O.B.S, I'm Beyond Omnipotent. So, go on. Wish for anything." Yes! No limits! Okay, lets think. I would probably pick the Naruto world as an Uchiha...as for my wishes, I already know what I want.

"Okay, I am ready to state my wishes!" R.O.B nodded, "State your wishes."

"First, I want to be an Uchiha, with Instant perfection, the upgraded version of Instant mastery! Every skill learned will be learned with one glance. Second, I want to have Custom Immortality, I don't wanna worry about when I die, I would be able to choose If I'm able to die or not, when I'm bored of living, as well as being able to customize my age. Third, I would like the ability to Create Tailed beasts without any type of energy, or chakra, or magic, or ki, or stamina, or mental energy cost, also make them infinitely loyal to me. Fourth, I would like the ability to create any weapon I want and imbue it with Limitless amounts of strength. Also, make them sentient. For my final-"No, I actually like your wishes, you will get 2 more wishes. You aren't cliché, and are clever with your wishes."

"Really? Thanks." Thank the heavens I got this R.O.B. "Okay, for my fifth wish, I'd like the ability of speed changer. Basically my eyes will be able to adjust and see every speed, no matter how fast it is. Also, I will be able to customize how fast I can go. For an example, I should be able to go to the end of earth in one step If I wished it. My Sixth wish will be to have a strength customizer, and a durability customizer. With the same properties of my 5th wish. My Final Wish will be to have Max pain resistance.

"All granted. Have a great life! Stay out of trouble, lost soul." The R.O.B Gave me a kind smile to which I returned. Thank you R.O.B...I couldn't thank you enough. I finally get to be OP!!!!