49. The Axis

Kavius reacted as soon as Hunter roared. He spun his legs, and used the momentum to move his body, saving his neck from the blade and, in one instant, reaching for the part that hurt any man the most. 

Crush!

The mighty nut crusher came in the form of Kavius' claw, his palm clenching his attacker's family jewels so hard that a faint popping sound came before the screams resounded. 

"Aaaaa…!" the man fell, a Second Lieutenant from the star on his shoulder—a fake one, of course. 

Kavius quickly stood up, "How do you know they're fake?"

"Cape's on the wrong shoulder," Hunter barked, getting up as well since the man who attacked him stood there in shock, unable to free his sword from Hunter's grasp. "And them berets? That ain't how it goes—Privates ain't supposed to wear those."

Bam!