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(I wrote this in an hour or two hope you enjoy and it's is over 3000 words)
Me:porunga I summon you
Porunga:what are your wishes
Me: my fist wish is for knowledge of the super dragon balls
Porunga:it is a little hard but you have them,what is your next wish
Me:I want the knowledge to create a dragon ball
Porunga:you have them,now your final wish
Me:unlock my potential at the best you can
Porunga:I can only unlock 1 percent of your power
Me:ok do it
Porunga:yes
And so it happens my power rose from 1 quadrillions all the way to 1 sextillion.
(Note.the power levels drastically changed this is the new ones.
Baby-1-5
Adult-1-50
Fighter-1-100
Martial artist-1-400
Korin-1-700
Kami-1-3000
Kami+piccolo-6000
Baby saiyins- 1-10000
Adult saiyins- 1-25000
Frieza- 1-100 million
Beerus- 1-100 billion
Angels- 1-100 trillion
Grand priest- 1-100 quintillion
Zeno- 1-1 nonillion
Super shenron- 1-1 nonillion, they can be stronger)
Me:is zalama still alive
System:yes he has been in a coma in outer space drifting inside a black hole
Me:a black hole,do you know it's direction and what's zalama power level
System:999 duodecillion
Me:wow I am not strong enough,how much can super shenron unlock my power to
System:5 percent
Me:oh that's a lot but he ain't even 1 percent of my power when I get all my power back this is fun
System:yes
Me:how much power level do I need to make my own universe
System: system has to be upgraded
Me:how can I
System:with the sp
Me:how many levels are there
System:5
Me:what level are you at
System:1
Me:ok upgrade to level 5
System:ok it will take 10 years
Me:ok give me few minutes
System:yes
And so I went inside my realm and 10 years passed (10 seconds)
Me:System what is the last form
System:there is no last form it is unlimited but there is one form and it is the most powerful it is
called "true super saiyin"
Me:how much does it multiply my power by
System:1 billion
Me:ok that's a lot,what is the power level needed
System:the power level does not matter
Me:ok how long will I be able to hold it for
System:for now 5 seconds
Me:ok let's go train
And so I trained for few hundred years to be exact 100 years (1 minute and 40 seconds outside)
Me:so how long can I hold it in for now
System:host can hold it in for 100,000 years
Me:ok not bad,can't wait to create my own universe even though I am already god I just want to have fun you know
Me:ok let's look for the super dragon ball
It was hard but it didn't take long
Me:super shenron come out
Super shenron:WHAT..IS...YOURR....WISHHS
ME:UNLOCK MY POTENTIAL
Super shenron:YES..
and my power soared from 1 sextillion all the way to 1 duodecillion
Me:thank you
Shenron:BYEEE
grandpriest:what is that power it's stronger then lord Zeno
Me:it's just me
Gp:what who are you
Me:I am a god from the higher dimension here to monster Zeno progression
Gp:how can I believe you
Me:I can make you believe if you want
Gp:no it's ok
Me:let's go see little z
Gp:ok
Bodyguard:do not step another step
Me:should I kill them
Gp:you two move this is a guest
Zeno:who is it
Me:oh why does he look like this
Gp:what are you talking about
Me:nothing never mind,I will be going for now we will meet next time
Gp:where
Me:universe seven,a place called earth great food
Gp:yes of course
So I teleported to earth and Apparently the journey has almost begun
Me:gramps
Gohan:who are you
And no gramps gohan is not dead I couldn't let a human die
Me:it's me Alucard
Gohan:oh it's been a few years
Me:who is that young fellow
Gohan:this here is goku
Me:oh he is a saiyin
Goku:what is a saiyin
Me:nothing much
Gohan:you know his race
Me:yeah,I am a saiyin myself
Gohan:do you know goku from your planet
Me:I think is name was kakarot
Gohan:oh then that will be his middle name
Me:that's good,can I stay here I have nowhere else to go
Gohan:sure
And so few years passed and finally it was the day
Goku:demon!
Bulma:aahh *gunshot*
Me:hahaha that is not a demon goku that's a car
Goku:ok
Bulma:have you seen a dragon ball
Me:oh you mean the balls with stars
Bulma:yeah I am looking for them everyone told me I was wrong I even have a tracker and 1 of them
Me:of course I know I had them all few years ago
Bulma:what did you wish for
Me:it was not important,oh and we do have a dragon ball,we will give it to you if you let us go with you.
And what can I say everything happened the way it's supposed to except bulma showing RoshI her *****,cause I wanna you know what,goku agreed to be roshi's deciple,after the trip ended I went with bulma
Me:so wanna go on a date tonight
Bulma:sure
That nights date went great we kissed at the end and we got back to her home,we were kind of drunk
Me:where will I sleep
Bulma:sleep with me it's fine
Me:ok
And the sun rose up
Bulma:what happened last night was I drunk
Me:you were
Bulma:what! Why are you here and naked
Me:well you told me I could sleep here and a lot of things happened last night
Bulma: *blushing* what do you mean you are under aged
Me:oh I am actually not underaged I am 18 but I did not do nothing
Bulma:oh good
Me:but you did
Bulma: *blushing* ok let's go eat breakfast
Dr.briefs:bulma why were there lots of noise coming from your room
Bulma:no..nothing happened
Mrs.brief:who is he
Me:I am bulma's husband
Mrs.brief:oh you already got a husband
Bulma:no
Me:'System take control of the body and help them against cell and buy and other stuff until frieza come
System:ok
.....
Me:uhhh,I am back on my bed
Bulma:our bed
Me:oh you awake early
Bulma:yeah of course,you have been asleep for few years
Me:what 'what she talking about System'
System:after I took control an error occurred and you went in coma
Me:what happened with vegeta
System:same thing happened
Me:wait
Me:bulma
Bulma:yes
Me:we can marry right
Bulma:😥 I am so sorry
Me:I knew it
Bulma:for give me you have been asleep for few years I thought you were..
Me:ok stop right there and get out
Bulma:ok
Me:'I guess you can't do anything','System fuck yourself'
System:that is impossible
Me:nothing's impossible,has beerus come yet
System:yes in a week
Me:ok I guess I will go to bulma party
.....
Me:hello
Briefs:who are you?
Me:well I was gonna say husband but looks like I slept for to long for anyone to care
Briefs:wait it's you,I am so sorry when I was test my gadget it accidentally shocked you to go into a coma
Me:well no need to apologize,I am here to get my clothes
Briefs:oh the clothes are gone
Me:nvm I am going
And so I buyed a mansion or more like built one in the mountains and was heading towards bulma party
Me:hello
Bulma:Alucard I am sorry
Me:no it's ok it happens all the time so I don't really care we are still friends right
Bulma:of course
Me:oh there is a lot of people
Goku:who are you
Me:goku it's me Alucard
Goku:big bro
Vegeta:what are you talking about big bro
Me:well I am a saiyin but not related to any of you
Vegeta:a saiyin how did you escape
Me:escape?i was born on a different planet
Goku:oh that's cool
Me:let's enjoy the party
Vegeta:wait what relation do you have with bulma
Me:I don't want to talk about it
Vegeta:ok,bulma can you tell me
Bulma:uhh we are just friends I met him the same time I did when I met goku
Me:'oh I know why he is picking on me he thinks I am weak,I just put my power level at 20 thousand'
Goku:didn't you like go out or something I heard something about a date
Vegeta:tell me the truth
Me:we were supposed to get married but I was in a coma because of dr.briefs gadget
I don't even know how I got shocked ain't I powerful enough
Me:and this happened
Beerus:that's sad story mortal
Me:'hahahaha he is here'
Beerus: I am looking for a super saiyin god
Me:we don't know of it but maybe the dragonballs do
And so we got the balls and summoned shenron and 5 pure heart saiyins blah blah..
Me:hey blue guy come here
Whis:what is it
Me:if you fight with me I will give you delicious food
Whis:agreed 'I will just hold back a lot'
Me:and don't hold back
As I said that my power level went to my maximum but no one sensed it we rose up and started fighting whis saw that he was losing so he used 50% of his power but was still not winning so he got nervous and used 99% but he still losing and when he was using 100% he was glowing with ki around him (or something)
Me:oh you are still weak
Whis:who are you
Me:I have met your father
Whis:you have
Me:yeah and Zeno
Whis:oh
Me:oh yeah if you destroy this planet you
(Oh and note lots of things changed)
The battle ended with goku losing but this time beerus was actually trying to destroy earth so I looked at whis and whis was nervous and went to beerus
Whis:beerus-sama there is a boy that is more powerful than lord Zeno and if you destroy earth he might kill all of us
Beerus:ok
...
Beerus:what's your name
Me:oh your the cat,well I am from a upper plane that has only one god and it's me I created Zeno
Beerus:🥶🥶😰😰 lord Alucard I hope I did not disturb you
Me:no it's fine,but let's make a deal
Beerus:yes
Me:train these two
Beerus:ok
Me:and if you don't let's not say
Beerus:ok I will train him sir
Whis:ohohoho
And I was thinking of what to do
Me:'System take control of my body and if anything happens just wake me up'
System:yes
And when I woke up I was in a big field
Me:ahhhh
Goku:what happened
Me:where are we my head hurts like hell
Goku:we are at the tournament of power
Me:oh ok
As soon as I said that it started gp saw me and was startled
Gp:what is he doing there
Well I just brought out a table and three chairs
Me:goku vegeta wanna play a game
Goku:sure
Vegeta:ok
So we played uno
Vegeta:this game is fun
Me:I know
People were shocked at what we did they attacked us but flew out of the ring when they calmed close
Me:uno!! game hahaha I won again
Goku:ha you won again I think it's unfair I am gonna go blow of some steam
Vegeta:same
I just floated towards grandpriest
Me:this is going great
Gp:what are you doing here
Me:can't I be here
Zeno:hello Alucard nice to meet you again
Me:same here
Beerus:what he is talking to lord Zeno
Jiren:he must be powerful
Me:there's nothing special I thought it be more fun
Zeno:yeah
Me:wanna make it fun
Zeno:how
Me:I don't know just watch ok
Zeno:ok
So I went back and fought some people but acted as I was losing and they got arrogant and that's when I striked and they flew out so fast
This time jiren and toppo attacked goku together and goku flew out and same thing happened to vegeta and Android 17, I was the last one to stay and jiren and toppo were the other two last ones only three people standing two v one, jiren and toppo started attacking punching and kicking but nothing worked they tried everything but it got pretty boring
Me:Zeno should I throw them out
Zeno:yep
And they both went out and universe 11 was gone
Gp:now what will you wish for
Me:well before that I will revive everyone because that was fun
Gp:what,you can do that,nvm
Me:super shenron I wish for you to unlock my potential again
Super shenron:I can unlock 15 percent
Me:wow I guess resting in that ball is good ok do it
And my power raised all the way to 999 centillions and once 25 percent of my power is unlocked I have to go to another world.
Me:ok let's go home
After we went home I was thinking of which world to reincarnate into and decided on letting the system decide later on.
And so I summoned yang in from tdg
Yang:what may I help you with my lord
Me:get on the bed
And that night went amazing and I decided to keep yang xin I'll just call her rose
Me:you will stay in my inventory
Rose:yes
And I wanted to go soon so first I headed to zalama
Me:System when will he wake up
System:in 100 years
Me:ok put him in the inventory
Me:can you unlock the last 5 percent to 25%
System:yes but I will be back at level one
Me:then level your self up
System:ok,transporting to random world
Me:where am I
System:you are being born
Me:nooo that's not what I meant but I don't care
System:this is earth but in 10 years people will get superpowers and no it is not my hero academia
Me:ok
And so I went and became a genius skipped grades and I am 9 years old now and In 12th grade
And so I awaited and it soon began and the world went crazy but I didn't care,people were showing off I was orphaned so I had no parents to live with,and yes I was a genius at the orphanage
Me:ok so you are saying monsters appeared
Caretaker:yes I heard it on the news
Me:and who deals with them
Caretaker:the adventurers
Me:oh,it's time for bed
And today was the first day I slept with the caretaker
And so when we were sleeping she moved back a little but rubbed against my giant rod
Caretaker (Lisa):what is that
Me:it's called an erect dick and only happens whe..
Lisa:ok ok I get it
Me:can you help
Lisa:you mean
Me:yeah and it's called se..
Lisa:ok, I will help
I know it's illegal but does it matter,she started with a blowjob and after a few minutes
Lisa:put it in me
Me:ok
Lisa:AAHHHH
ME:you are a virgin,wow
Lisa:shut up!
Lisa:more,more give me more
I can't explain these parts so let's move on
Me:good morning
Lisa:good morning
Me:look at this it got erect again
Lisa:I can help you with that
and after an hour we came out of the room
Me:I will go register at the guild to make money
Lisa:sure
Oh and Lisa and I was the only one at the orphanage
Me:can I register
Receptionist:sure
I registered and the ranks are simple F,E,D,C,B,A,S,SS,SSS,there are currently 1 ss and he is old man and there is 10 s,and 25 A rankers and there pay is a lot and what determines the persons rank,well we touch a tablet of some sort and a hologram shows up and tells you your rank.
Receptionist:put your hand on the tablet 'even kids are coming wow'
Me:ok
And a hologram projected SSS The receptionists was shucked
Me:ok can I take a quest
Soon after the rumor about the first SSS ranker started
I took some dragon killing and even A rankers can't kill them but it will be easy and the reward was 500 million for every dragon killed so I killed 12 dragons and went back
Me:I finished this dragon killing quest
Everyone looked at me and started laughing cause I was just a kid
Receptionist:where is the dragons
Me:well 8 killed 12 so her it is
And 12 dragon heads came out
Everyone was frozen because 1 kid killed 12 dragons
Me:how much do I get
Receptionist:5 billion dollars
Me:good
And so I went to but a mansion and it was huge and I bought some super cars and went to the orphanage
Lisa:get out of here
Me:why
Lisa:oh I didn't know it was you...wait how do you have a lambo
Me:let's go to our new house
Lisa:yay,finally
We arrived at a mansion that was huge
Lisa:wait you said house not a mansion
Me:well it's the same thing
Lisa:sure it is, thank you so much
Me:well what you want to do.