Reincarnation Complete And I am Xiao Che.

<A/N: Happy New Year!! I sincerely hope that 2021 will be a much better year than the year of 2020. RIP to all the departed souls including my best friend Takashi Tanaka and My uncle. Fuck 2020. I hope 2021 is better.

I feel like that I would probably have to go back and re-read the OG ATG again. There is lot of things that I can't seem to remember.>

<MC POV>

I opened my eyes and saw everything blurry. I for once though that all of it was just a aftermath of weed. But then I remembered that I don't smoke. So, I rubbed my eyes to clear it up. Then I suddenly realized something.

I was in an unfamiliar room but that wasn't the problem. The problem is that EVERYTHING LOOK SO BIG. No, I have became small. My hands, small. My head, small. My legs, small. Wait, a minute. Let me check up my dick.

<Few moments later>

Ahem, Ahem. My dick is fine. Its actually quite big for a 9 year old. Yeah, I remembered that old dude had said that he will send me out to the time where I am about 9 year old. Its only been a few minutes after I got Xiao Che's part of memories. I also can feel the Sky Poison Pearl with my left arm. That reminds me I have to collect other part of the pearl. I still haven't gone through Yun Che's memories.

If it serves me right from Xiao Che's memories then Little aunt would be here to wake me up within some time. Also, From Xiao Che's memories, I got to know a lot of things. It is already an established fact that Xiao Che is a cripple. Now that I think about it, Am I still a cripple? I mean I asked the Perfect Profound Veins from God. But did I received them yet? I can't feel anything yet.

*Ding {You already have received the perfect veins. It was locked until now. But after this message, It would get unlocked on its own. You would also receive the perfect profound arts.} A sudden voice resounded in mind.

'A system? I didn't ask for a system. This actually looks like a message. But WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NAMES OF THE MOVES??!!'

*Ding {Bro, I am GOD, the one who sent you here. I mean I reincarnated you, Remember? Anyway Yes, This is a system. But this is just a messenger type system. I mean its only purpose is to convey my words to you. And that's it. That's all it does.}

'Okay, Tommy. I understand that this is just a messenger system. But what is those name of my moves from the profound arts!!! [Heaven Piercing Thrust] Seriously??? [Hips Shaking Dance Step]??? And this isn't even the Dual Cultivation side of the arts. Fuck you, Tommy.'

*Ding {I kinda wanted to troll you. That's why you shouldn't have gave me the lease to create the profound arts. But seriously?? You named me Tommy? I am a GOD for fucks sake. That makes me sound like a puppy.}

'You fucking troll. And about the name, Don't mind it much. Because it is copied from your naming sense. It doesn't matter if you are a God. Your name from now on will be a kin to a Dog. Fuck you, you troll of a God.'

*Ding {Ok, Bro. Stop hurting my feeling man. Okay!! How about we come to a deal? I change the names of the moves real quick. And as return, You change my name into something decent at least. I don't wanna be called Tommy. Please reconsider.}

'Ok, Ok. I get it. You don't have to sound so pitiful. You are god for fucks sake. Okay, you change those name of moves and I in exchange, will call you Orion from now on. Surely, This is a lot better name than the last one.'

*Ding {Orion is a good enough name. I have changed the names. Check it now, It should be fine. And please show me some respect. I know I was being an asshole but still I am God, You know.}

'Fuck your godhood and fuck you. As long as you are being an asshole, I will treat you like shit. So, I repeat, Fuck you and your godhood. But if you can be my hype man and back me up then we can be good friends.'

*Ding {So much for being God. Well, whatever. I would like to see what you will be doing from now on. You can go and cultivate now or you can do it later. I wouldn't bother you much. But if you got some question or anything, you just gotta think about. Bye for now.}

'Well, See you later. You trolling piece of shitty God.'

<A/N: If anyone with Tommy name reads it then I am very sorry. I don't have any prejudice toward the name Tommy. I googled common names for puppies and Tommy was the first one that popped up, I swear to God. I am more of a cat guy not gonna lie. I am sorry once again.>

It took a lot of me and my courage to call God with names. But he was being such a prick that I couldn't control myself and lashed out on him. I really should thank my lucky stars that Orion doesn't take my insults with any bit of seriousness. If he had taken any one of my insults to heart then I can't even fathom, what would have happened to me. But thankfully Orion might be a prick but he isn't someone who takes stuff to heart. He is a good sport.

Suddenly I felt something inside me changing as I could feel my veins. Foreign knowledge of cultivation was coursing through my brain all on a sudden. I felt my cultivation at nothing. My veins might be awaken but I didn't had any profound energy stored. I was so excited to start cultivating and all that. But it was all held back when I heard a knock on the door.

"Little Che, Are you up?" A little childish but refined voice came from outside the door. I instantly knew it was Xiao Lingxi from the 'Little Che' nickname. I embraced the name as I am Xiao Che or Yun Che from now on. New life new rules. I responded with, "I am awoke. I will be there for breakfast in bit. Little Aunt."

"Okay, Father and I will be waiting come soon Little Che." she responded back. I remembered that she is supposed to be the ugly duckling. But she is quite cute if Xiao Che's memories are right. Maybe she has already started cultivating. Xiao Che was a cripple, so he wasn't able to comprehend and I didn't even tried to comprehend her cultivation.

I have already decided that even if I will hide that I can cultivate and all. But at the very least, Xiao Lie and Xiao Lingxi deserves to know the true. I can hide my cultivation from anyone by using my cultivation arts but Grandfather and Little Aunt should know the truth.

Talking about Little Aunt, I remembered that it is shown in the story that Lingxi had another soul shard in her. I always wondered who was the owner of that shard of soul. Hey Orion mate, You got anything for me?

*Ding {I obviously know everything, Bro. I am God after all. For your information, There is in fact a soul in its dormant form residing within Xiao Lingxi. But I warn you brother, Do not try to do anything with it. Don't get involve with it. The owner of soul is beyond your dream. She obviously isn't as powerful as me but She is a way lot powerful then you. You don't even compare to her right now. I will inform you when you can do anything about it.}

<A/N: As far as I remember, The owner of the dormant soul wasn't and probably isn't reveal in the OG. So, I am going ahead with hypothesis. I will use my theory of imagination as I have chosen who I will use as that soul shard owner in this fanfic. For a very obvious hint, its a she.>

"Hmm. So, I will have to get strong that Xiao Lingxi doesn't get in to any trouble. If the dormant soul in her, awakens and turns out to be someone evil." I had my goals set within. So, I won't get in to any troublesome stuff problems in near future.

I checked out the mirror in my room as I got to see my new appearance. I can clearly see a cute looking 9 year old kid with free flowing beautiful black little ponytail, crystal clear blue eyes and jade-pearl like white skin. I was dressed in some loose red robes which I changed into some blue good looking robes from my wardrobe. It felt good to see a handsome me in the mirror.

"I am looking perfect" With that being said, I went out towards the dining room which I knew from Xiao Che's memories. I was gradually walking toward the dining room where Grandfather and Little Aunt were waiting for me.