2 God Is A Chill Company.

"So, You are God?"

If you are wondering what I am talking about then let me tell you, First of all, I am dead. I am currently in the middle of a black abyss or black void. Then next question must be, What am I doing here? I am here drinking beer with with an old aged man who may or may not be God. No, I am not on crack. I don't do drugs. I low-key might be drinking with God. How am I sure you ask? I am legit sitting and drinking beer with an old dude while floating in the middle of nowhere.

"Yes, Bro. I am the one all of you people from earth call God." The old man answered. This old dude has a freaky long ass white mustache. He is bald by the way. His body structure doesn't even seem much too. He looks like the average neighborhood grandpa with the exception of one long ass white mustache. If it weren't for us floating and him summoning beer with just a wave of his hand, then I would have never believed him that he is God.

"Yo, Dude. Can you tell me what am I doing here?", I asked him. He stopped drinking and immediately looked back at me. I suddenly felt my back getting drenched with sweat. He said," Wow, Man! You got guts. Not every can meet God and go 'Yo Dude!'."

"Well, You seemed like a chill guy with chilled beer. So, I didn't call you God or My Lord type like thingy. To be honest, That's not exactly my game." My statement made him smirk like a madman. "I don't mind at all. In fact, I like it. Well, For your question's answer. You died."

I couldn't help but say "No shit, Sherlock." But God is a homie, He didn't mind. "Well, Bro let me finish first. After you died by the legendary Truck-kun, I thought 'Why don't I make the isekai truck-kun real?'. And I chose to reincarnate you in a fictional world on a whim. And I already have chosen where you are going."

"So, Where am I going?" I had to know where I am going. "You know, you are way too chill for a someone who is getting reincarnated into another world after experiencing death." Old man was looking me at with amused smile. I suddenly thought, 'By God, How is he not drunk yet? Oh my bad, He is God.'

"MEH, I don't know. After floating in the middle of I assume void and literally drinking beer with God. Now reincarnation seems like so-so." I said half-joking and half-seriously. "I can't argue with that. And for your information, You are going into a xianxia world. The world of young masters." He said shrugging his shoulders.

"Which one? There's literally hundreds of xianxia worlds." I asked seriously because where I am going is serious enough question for me. "You are going to Against The Gods as Yun Che." He said.

"So, I am going as the MC. Good I guess. I won't be a dipshit like the real one." I said because I hate Yun Che. My hatred for him couldn't just be conveyed in simple words. At this point, I could only say that I would legit kill him if he was real person rather than a fictional one. But we move.

"Yeah, I hope so too. Yun Che was too much of a moron. Some of might argue that everything he did for the right or at least he had done with something good in mind. But I think shit is shit. No matter how much you twist it, It won't turn into chocolate. Even if it does turn into chocolate, chocolate shit will still be just shit." My man backing me up like a pure homie.

"Enough with that fucking idiot, If I am reincarnating as him then he is as good as dead. Because I obviously won't act like him. I am my own person. Now on to the main topics, I have some questions if you don't mind answering them." I said. Then he says while posing like Dwayne The Rock Johnson, "Bring It On Bitch!".

"That was unnecessary. But here I go. One, When I am going to reincarnated as Yun Che? I mean at what age? Two, Can I remake Yun Che's appearance? He looks too feminine for me and I wanna change that. Then last and the most important question, Am I getting any hacks or wishes?" I asked all of it in one breath.

"Well, I am sorry for that. But here I go too. One, I originally thought that I would reincarnate you when Xiao Che dies and Yun Che arrives But we can change that now. Two, Sure dude. You only needed to ask. And for the last and the most important question, Hit me up with what you want." My guy also answered everything in single breath.

"Serious mode dude. I wanna reincarnate way before Xiao Che dies in original and I obviously won't die if I am Xiao Che and I know everything. Can you something that make me get Yun Che's memories but take care that it won't anyhow effect me." I asked getting in my serious mode.

"Yeah, I can do that. I will let that Sky Pearl Poison have Yun Che's memories stored in it. Don't worry that stuff won't effect you or your personality. You would just witness everything Yun Che did and thought while just being you. And for reincarnating before Xiao Che dies, I can do that as well. How about from 9 year old(Pewds army). Because I really doubt that you would like to be a little baby again." He said seriously. Apparently he also got in his serious mode as he stopped drinking.

I nodded at his suggestion. He the pushed a tablet toward that apparently had Yun Che's whole body upon it. I then started making my new look. After finishing, I pushed the tablet back to old dude who nodded approvingly and he even let out a impressed whistle.

Old man then made all the beer went away with a wave of his hand. He looked at me seriously and said, "So, Hit me up with the hacks or wishes you want."

"How powerful are you?" I know I asked a random question but it just came to me. "You take 5 Ancestral God then multiply them together. And still, you would be nowhere near me." He said while chuckling.

I couldn't help but say "That's just Broken!" He replied back with a toothy grin, "Well, It is what it is."

I sighed "Then I ask for a custom made profound veins and art. Something that would be way more powerful then other legacies like The Evil God's legacy. I want perfect profound veins that would let me cultivate way more faster than others."

"Well, That's easy as fuck bro. Anything more?" He asked while noting down the previous things.

"Well, No actually. But I wanna customize my would-be veins more." I replied. "Sure, Tell me about it." He encouraged me.

"My veins would let me cultivate every element. And the profound arts would let me comprehend the laws of that world. And I would like to name it Perfect Profound Veins and Perfect Profound Arts. That would be all." I said while thinking if I overstepped my bounds or not.

"Easy peasy lemon squeezy. So, you are giving me the opportunity to make the profound arts for you?" He finished noting down as he asked me for confirmation which I gave him by nodding my head.

"So, Dude. It was nice meeting you. I will send you now." He said. But before he could send me out, I thought out loud. "Who knew God would be a such chill company?"

I could head him laughing as my vision went black.

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