1 He has gone soft
During the afternoon in a cave, goblin slayer wondered in the cave. Killing anything that was small and green.
"Seven," Said Goblin slayer.
He searched for more. In the cave, he was wondering. He came across Two women on the ground. Surrounding them was twelve goblins and two Goblin hubs. They all noticed the torch going towards them. One of them fires an arrow at the goblin slayer. He blocks with his shield. The Goblins attack goblin slayer. One goblin jumps into the air. Goblin slayer smashes the goblin's head with his shield.
"Eight," Said Goblin slayer.
Goblin Slayer kills three more. Using his sword and torch. Burning their faces, piercing, and severing them. Until the last two goblin hubs. Slayers' eye shines red through his helmet. Goblins slowly move toward the slayer. They sweated and their eyes shook. The slayer's breathing started intensifying when he saw them a couple of females behind them.
"Nineteen." Said Goblin slayer.
One of the hubs charges after Goblin slayer. The other goes after the woman. The slayer movers around the first one, and throws his sword at the one running after the woman. It hits the back of its head, falling to the ground. The other hub raises its club and roars as the goblin charges after the slayer. It falls to the ground after taking a shot to the groin by Goblin slayers kick. It falls to the ground quivering. The slayer looks down on it. Shaking intensity. Eye shining a lot more red, as the woman looks on.
"Th-thank… you." One of the women said.
Goblin slayer rases his own club. And starts beating the hubs head with it. Repeatedly smashes it's head, arms, and legs. The goblin was crying in pain. It sheds tears as it tries to crawl away through the blood of other goblins spilled by his worst nightmare. After one more hit to the head, the Goblin dies. Goblin slayer was covered in blood of the goblins. He then turns his attention towards the woman.
"Are you alright?" The slayer asked. As his red eye faded away. They all nodded.
"I will get you all out of here, all the goblins are dead." Said Goblin slayer. Trying to comfort the woman. Two seemed young and the others were looked fully developed.
Goblin slayer helps the woman out of the cave, making sure they don't get another ambush. After that, he continues his journey back to the guild.
When he reaches his destination, he is suddenly an angry voice comes out and knocks him to the ground. The person seemed light yet very strong. The slayer looks up and sees the Elf archer over him.
"Where were you!" Asked the archer.
"I killed…" Before the Goblin slayer was finished, someone else interrupts.
"No! She means why didn't you bring any of us along? You left without letting any of us know!" Said priestess. Putting on a pouty face as always.
"I wanted to go alone." Said Goblin slayer.
The Archer and Priestess sighs. They look at each other, the Archer slaps her hand on her forehead. Priestess just shrugs. The Archer leans back while still on the slayer. Shifting her wait on him.
"Goblin Slayer, please don't leave without letting any of us know, you worried us!" Said the Archer. Pointing her finger at the grounded slayer.
"I do this all the time." Said Goblin slayer.
"Except that you were gone for a three week!" Shouted Priestess and archer.
The Archer is then brought up off the ground. She looks at the person that lifter her. She notices the lizard Priestess with one hand on her.
"Elf woman, the man must be tired as hell, can't you give him a little room to breathe?" Asked the Dwarf. Reaching his hand for Goblin slayer.
"Sir Goblin slayer, are you well?" Asked the Lizard Priestess. Goblins slayer nods.
"Are you calling me fat you obese oath?" Said Archer. Shaking her legs while trying to go after the dwarf. They all walk back into the guildhall. Priestess hugs goblin slayers side. She begins to press her face against the slayer's side. Goblins slayer feels her holding him very Tightly. He saw her look up with a smile on her face.
"You don't get to leave me behind. Don't ever leave me behind." She said. Goblin slayer walks into the guildhall. And goes up to the counter.
"Goblin Slayer! your report for the quest"asked Guildgirl? As her face lights up.
"Fine." Said Goblin slayer.
"Your report?" Asked Guild Girl.
"There were goblins, 21 of them. I killed them all and saved the woman." Said Goblin slayer.
"Any injuries you received?" Asked Guild girl, leaning forward on the counter. As she gets closer to goblin slayers face. He remains silent.
"Goblin slayer, did you receive any injuries, yes or no?" Asked the guild girl again. Goblin slayer doesn't say anything.
"I know what that means, what did you injure Goblin slayer?" Asked Guild, girl.
"My ribs." Said Goblin slayer.
"Name all of them." Said Guildgirl.
"My head, my legs, my elbow, and I have a scar on my left eye." Answered goblin slayer. The Guildgirl holds the bottom of her lip tilts her head towards her co-worker.
"Is he telling the truth?" Asked Guildgirl.
"Yes." She said. As her face turns blue. The Guildgirl turns her eyes back towards the slayer. She smiles big and licks her lips.
"You know what that means… Right Goblin slayer?" Said the Guildgirl. She puts an evil look on her face. Goblin slayer nods. "Tomorrow, we start at my place, no armor, no goblins, no weapons, just you… and me. Got it?" Asked the guildGirl. The slayer nods.
"You may go now." Said the guild girls. Giggling to herself. Goblin slayer nods then leaves.
Goblin slayer heads back home to the farm. Questioning how he will have enough time to kill Goblins after he's done with Guildgirls punishment. As he arrives home, he hears cowgirl.
"Hi! How was the quest?" She asked?
"Fine" Said Goblin slayer.
"You're just in time for dinner." Said cowgirl.
"Yeah, " Said the slayer.
After they got done with food. Goblin slayer went to fix his armor in the barn. Making adjustments and finding ways to make it more comfortable. He hears someone walk in. Before he can turn around, he feels something pressing against his head. As he is held by the head and the chest.
"Can we sleep together." She asked.
"Why?" The slayer asked. After realizing it was the cowgirl.
"Your always gone, this time for three weeks, I want to feels close to you, come… sleep with me." Said cowgirl. Rubing the slayers head and kissing him.
"Ok…" said slayer. He is then dragged to her room. She the. Begins to take her clothes off. The slayer is dumbfounded. He doesn't speak and just glances.
"What's wrong?" She asked. As she lies in bed. "Get in with me."
Slayer goes into bed with her. He shuts his eyes and tries to sleep. After a few hours, the slayer feels something in on him. The wait feels pressed forward on his chest. And suddenly it feels like most of the wait is on his midsection. He opens his eyes. Sees his childhood friend over his face. Continuously leaning forward and sticking her tongue down his throat. After sitting back up, she smiles big.
"Your awake, finally." She said. The slayer just looks up at her. He new what he was in for. He was giving her a ride that night.
Next day, Goblin slayer prepares for the next hard day, we're he meats Guildgirl. After he's done searching the farm, he then sets out.
"Hay… Runt!" Goblin slayer heard a voice. He turns to his side and the other, he looks behind him.
"Master?" He asked.
"Are you letting others dictate what you can and can't do!?!" Asked the slayers master. Goblin slayer thinks about his answer. Before he could say anything. His master hits him in the head.
"Fool! You gotten soft on me, you Answered not even at all, you have to know the answer before it comes your way, that's what i thought you. So the woman have been dictating what you can and can't do!" Said the slayers master. He raised and continued scolding one of his students.
"However; I am pleased with what you were able to do. So, as of right now, i think you are ready, and it will also help you with quick thinking more as well." Said Goblin slayers master. He looks up at his master, with a red eye.
"Is it goblins?" He asked.
"Yes, but that's not all, my boy, I'm taking you to the lost world." Said his master.
