metting lucifer

Qin: where am I shouldn't I be in hell

lucifer: you are in my domain a sinister voice says

Qin: why am I here

lucifer: I have brought you here to grant you infinite wishes and give you a system

Qin: that's not really answering my question

lucifer: well based on how many good karma points you have, you go to gods domain and get how many wishes are calculated and a system and those who have a lot of evil karma points come to me and I give you 3 wishes and a system

Qin: so how many evil karma points do I have

lucifer: one quadrillion

Qin: why the hell do I have so many

lucifer: because you died the mafia wiped out countries

Qin: how did that happen

lucifer: don't ask me but tell me your wishes

Qin: my first wish is absolute immortality

lucifer: watch out for God he is the only one that can kill you so don't cause to much destruction

Qin: wasn't planning to but my second wish is omni learning

lucifer: are you sure you aren't trying to take control over all the multiverses

Qin: no but that does sound nice

lucifer: you do know since I am giving you these powers I can take them if you decide to do that lucifer says seriously

Qin: that's all for now

lucifer: alright I have integrated the system

Qin: thanks for everything

lucifer: bye human